Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%
  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%
  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%
  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%

  • Total voters
    214
Ugh. I am currently suffering from a serious case of Covid Corpulence. I haven’t run in nearly a year. Not cycling. My yoga is sporadic at best.

I AM HAVING TO WEAR MY FAT JEANS

Ick. :(


If I’m engaged, I am an animal. If I get derailed it can be tough to reboot. Feeling good is my motivator. Both physically and mentally. Exercise helps tamp down my anxiety. It makes me feel pretty. And sexy.

Right now I feel about as sexy as a sack of mud. 😂

This is my answer too except switch “fat jeans” to one hole over on my belt, and “feel pretty and sexy” to normal and functional. :D
 
I Crossfit 5-6 days a week. Depending on my shifts I’ll either hit it at home or the gym. I prefer the class setting because it pushes me to move faster and lift heavier. It’s been part of my routine for so long that if I don’t workout for some reason, my body begins to ache and my muscles get tight.

It is literally the only 1.5 hours of the day, I’m not thinking about life, where to go, when to be there, and what I need to accomplish. It’s total quietness in my head, it’s stress free, and when I’m on the floor dying, drooling, and begging for my next breathe, I feel accomplished.

It is my happy place.
 
No gym, no treadmill, no running, no yoga. They bore me to death.
My routine is simple exercises at home and 30 minutes dancing. Plus I walk a lot, - before the lockdown anyway, now just with my dog - and/or use my bicycle. I also eat well and that's a factor too. I don't have difficulties to stick with the plan because they are all things that I like. So it's easy to keep it up. As long as I'm not bored I'm cool.
 
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I Crossfit 5-6 days a week. Depending on my shifts I’ll either hit it at home or the gym. I prefer the class setting because it pushes me to move faster and lift heavier. It’s been part of my routine for so long that if I don’t workout for some reason, my body begins to ache and my muscles get tight.

It is literally the only 1.5 hours of the day, I’m not thinking about life, where to go, when to be there, and what I need to accomplish. It’s total quietness in my head, it’s stress free, and when I’m on the floor dying, drooling, and begging for my next breathe, I feel accomplished.

It is my happy place.

So much this! ^^^

The less I move the more I hurt. I have to keep moving or else I’m in a world of pain.

I don’t cross fit or go to the gym tho- all at home- and mostly my own body weight as resistance. Sometimes kettlebells if I’m on a roll. Mostly walking, running, yoga, HIIT videos on YouTube, nothing fancy. I like doing silly dance videos with my kids. Fitness Marshall? The guy is hilarious.

And then also just doing active stuff- gardening, diving, snorkeling... I’m kind of a perpetual motion machine.

My weight goes up and down, but I’ve always exercised consistently regardless of what the scale says, for the last 20 years? I feel like garbage when I don’t, and my mind and body start to fall apart. Being sedentary just isn’t even an option for me.

Sometimes I envy people who can zone out on the couch... I can’t! Or even in lotus pose— nope! I don’t meditate. I move-itate.
 
This is my answer too except switch “fat jeans” to one hole over on my belt, and “feel pretty and sexy” to normal and functional. :D

How odd.

I always think of you as pretty. :D

< I don’t meditate. I move-itate.

I love this.

I mediate, too. (Or I should be. :rolleyes:) Useful. Ten minutes takes a little edge off, and the great thing is it can be done anywhere.

But move-itating takes me to a whole new level. Forty minutes on a run and my muscles loosen up and my mind starts to clear. A good, solid hour and all stress is left behind. I hit The Zen.



*lip quiver*

I miss running. But I fear I'd be hard pressed to make ten minutes at the moment. 😳
 
Happy filthy Friday!

Let’s talk about getting sweaty, exhausted and then feeling pumped.
Exercise. Working out. Lifting weights.
Who all partakes in regular exercise?
Gym, home treadmill, outside cycling, running, yoga, ... whats your preference?
What’s your motivation and how well do you stick with your plan?

I'm all about two wheels. I'll do some cycle classes when it's winter, but for the most part I'm riding in colder weather these days. I also like sports. Hockey, soccer, golf. Only one of those has been possible since the pandemic started, so cycling has really taken over and I love it.
 
Puts on sexy scientist outfit.
That I stole from Aussie.
Shh don't tell her.
:)

So I heard this Sex Therapist turned Neuroscience PhD on a podcast recently. She has done a boatload of research that started by doing fMRI scans of people (especially women) orgasming.

As in, you jack or jill off (or screw!) while someone scans your brain.

Here's my question!

Could you do it?? Participate in the study? Alone or with a partner?
Who do you think DID participate?
If you participated, how valid would your results be, considering how unusual an orgasmic situation this would be?
Ya think your brain would light up like a kinky xmas tree? Or go dark?
 
Puts on sexy scientist outfit.
That I stole from Aussie.
Shh don't tell her.
:)

So I heard this Sex Therapist turned Neuroscience PhD on a podcast recently. She has done a boatload of research that started by doing fMRI scans of people (especially women) orgasming.

As in, you jack or jill off (or screw!) while someone scans your brain.

Here's my question!

Could you do it?? Participate in the study? Alone or with a partner?
Who do you think DID participate?
If you participated, how valid would your results be, considering how unusual an orgasmic situation this would be?
Ya think your brain would light up like a kinky xmas tree? Or go dark?

Ah!!! For science, right???🤔🔭🤯😜
 
Puts on sexy scientist outfit.
That I stole from Aussie.
Shh don't tell her.
:)

So I heard this Sex Therapist turned Neuroscience PhD on a podcast recently. She has done a boatload of research that started by doing fMRI scans of people (especially women) orgasming.

As in, you jack or jill off (or screw!) while someone scans your brain.

Here's my question!

Could you do it?? Participate in the study? Alone or with a partner?
Who do you think DID participate?
If you participated, how valid would your results be, considering how unusual an orgasmic situation this would be?
Ya think your brain would light up like a kinky xmas tree? Or go dark?

I’m all for better understanding of what makes us tick....come scan me...
 
And I guess you’d be the xmas tree type?[/QUOTE]

With blinking lights...just how I’m wired.
 
Here's my question!

Could you do it?? Participate in the study? Alone or with a partner?
Who do you think DID participate?
If you participated, how valid would your results be, considering how unusual an orgasmic situation this would be?
Ya think your brain would light up like a kinky xmas tree? Or go dark?

-No. :eek:
-No.
-No. OMG no.
-People not like me? 😂
-Eh. An orgasm is an orgasm is an orgasm. I think it would be valid.
-Are we assuming dark = no orgasms?



Show of hands for who would participate? Because I am nosy. :p
 
-No. :eek:
-No.
-No. OMG no.
-People not like me? 😂
-Eh. An orgasm is an orgasm is an orgasm. I think it would be valid.
-Are we assuming dark = no orgasms?



Show of hands for who would participate? Because I am nosy. :p

I'll be honest, it all sounds too cold and clinical. If someone's an exhibitionist but they're in an environment where their body's not being watched then how does that feed their kink? Would it be a curiosity participation thing or a monetary reward like a qualified candidate selling their semen? But on the whole, I just don't know whether it'd be something I'd be game for.
 
-No. :eek:
-No.
-No. OMG no.
-People not like me? 😂
-Eh. An orgasm is an orgasm is an orgasm. I think it would be valid.
-Are we assuming dark = no orgasms?



Show of hands for who would participate? Because I am nosy. :p

How pretty is she?

For science...and country...

The study is flawed. I can guarantee my brain is far more dead than when I was young and fertile.
 
< Would it be a curiosity participation thing or a monetary reward like a qualified candidate selling their semen? >

In my experience, the monetary renumeration offered for medical studies would not exactly be a huge motivator.

< The study is flawed. I can guarantee my brain is far more dead than when I was young and fertile.

😂 🤣 😂


* * *

So we have one No and one Yes.

Noted. :cool:
 
I think I could do it.
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Wonders what I'd be wearing...?

I'd imagine that would depend on the setting and room temperature, wouldn't it? ;):D

Trekka the Adventurer. Yep, I can see that. :cool: SMN just needs to agree to the adventuring and you two will be even more dangerous.
 
I might be able to, but like Tnman said it couldn’t be clinical. It would have to be fun, naughty and humorous, but yeah, I’d be curious how my own mind worked forget about helping society! :D

It could be hot to set people up to masturbate together—kind of a blind date thing, and check their brainwaves, then maybe they fall in love, form a relationship, fuck like monkeys and then you can scan their brainwaves again and see if there is a difference to when they were just masturbating strangers.

I’ve been saying for years that if you want more men to pay attention to their prostate health then have a hot female nurse drop a digit in their butts and make it fun. I bet more guys would get the exam. I’d go in a couple times a week just to be safe ;) And, of course, she would have to be a trained professional who knew what she was looking for.

I really should have followed a scientific career path.
 
Puts on sexy scientist outfit.
That I stole from Aussie.
Shh don't tell her.
:)

So I heard this Sex Therapist turned Neuroscience PhD on a podcast recently. She has done a boatload of research that started by doing fMRI scans of people (especially women) orgasming.

As in, you jack or jill off (or screw!) while someone scans your brain.

Here's my question!

Could you do it?? Participate in the study? Alone or with a partner?
Who do you think DID participate?
If you participated, how valid would your results be, considering how unusual an orgasmic situation this would be?
Ya think your brain would light up like a kinky xmas tree? Or go dark?

This sounds like an episode of Masters of Sex.

Uh, I don't know. Just scanning your brain? No one watching through some one way window? Probably? I mean, I don't think it'd be super enjoyable if it's all very scientific in a medical room with machines, but if it's like "hey, take this home and put it on when you do your business" then whatever, I'm sure it's not that weird to masturbate in a hat.
 
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