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Litiquette VI

How close do you think Literotica reflects your real life?

  • 100%, The way I interact here is exactly how I interact in real life

    Votes: 39 20.2%

  • 0%, Are you crazy. Literotica is as far away from my real life as anything could possibly be and I l

    Votes: 24 12.4%

  • 50%, It's close to my real life, at least how I interact publicly

    Votes: 43 22.3%

  • 50% I'm far more kinky, naughty, filthy here than I am in real life.

    Votes: 87 45.1%
  • Total voters
    193
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Corbal said:
I’m trying to take a picture of my tits.

Tits make everything better.

Also, I need a better zoom. They’re so little.

Also, also, I didn’t know threads had topics. :confused::D
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Lemme squeeze 'em together and upward, you can hold the camera super close, just like dudes trying to take impressive dick pics, or fishermen trying to make a fish look bigger.

First crush?
Easy.
Daisy Duke.
 
Two things...

Lord Pmann said:
Talk about the things that are perfect.
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The unexpected conversation at 3am. Music that takes my breath away, with lyrics to match. The beach. :heart:

On to the crushing comment.

JerseyJade said:
This dude. Still am. :heart:
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Girl! Yes! He's on my "free pass" list. :cool:

However, my crush...

Cher. Say what you will (actually, don't), but after I saw Moonstruck, I couldn't watch her enough.
https://i.pinimg.com/170x/c9/fe/db/c9fedb1d52f3948225e6f459f31708c8--film-the-ojays.jpg

Then ten years later, she went and did this.
I didn't know if I wanted to be her or lick her (I was in my 20s. It was a confusing time).
Still. This.
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LimitedIncredibleGrouper-size_restricted.gif

And in her 70s, she still looks hot.
https://i.imgur.com/3RGFUbKm.jpg

But mostly because she says shit like this...
https://i.imgur.com/OaDnU1Yl.jpg
 
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Lord Pmann said:
Awakenings... who was the first person you can ever remember just being completely attracted to? Not in person. But like your first celebrity crush. The one that made you realize, “oh my god, I want him or her”.
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While I found other celebrities cute and had little crushes, my first I WANT was this man right here:

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/1d/f5/ca/1df5ca38e9e3cf4d6d4b3afc64bcbc75--s-rock-bon-jovi.jpg

I loved Richie Sambora with all the fire in my loins for years... he was so yum.

It did fade, in time, so it's not an enduring crush like yours, Pmann, but sometimes, those old videos can rekindle a little nostalgia in my pants.

Fuck, he was pretty. :)
 
Desiree1 said:
My first ever crush was Shaun Cassidy, but I was like 10. Talk about dating myself.
But my first OMG, I want to have his babies was John Stamos.
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Shaun was my first little-girl celebrity crush too :D
 
Kelly Kapowski still makes me smile. She’s just absolutely amazing and beautiful and perfect. She also seems pretty nice, which is a plus.

But I’ll be damned if she isn’t still hot as hell after all these years. Here’s one from last year. Damn. Just so Girl Next Door.

https://editorial01.shutterstock.com/wm-preview-450/10469544i/7026f6c1/frozen-ii-film-premiere-arrivals-dolby-theatre-los-angeles-usa-shutterstock-editorial-10469544i.jpg
 
Lord Pmann said:
If you don’t like my posts, don’t read them. Painting someone to be a victim who is not is just silly.he people I have chastising me are Mr Underground who can’t coherently string a sentence together. SoulAssassin, who has been proven to be a thoughtless fool numerous times on this thread. And tnman who, while nice enough, is the biggest white knight and ass kisser I’ve ever seen in my life.

I’m happy to have you all in my thread. I don’t mind that you may not like me or my style. If you don’t like me pointing out that someone who constantly posts tirades and swears she’s going to leave this place, only to come back and do the same thing all over again... yeah. I’m going to point that out and mock it. If you don’t like it, put me on the ignore button. My behaviour is within the guidelines. I’ve called her mentally unstable, something that she herself says. I hardly believe I’ve said anything that’s untrue.

Tnman- the fact that you’re putting yourself in the camp of two hotheads like MrU and SoulAssassin... I don’t quite get it. You might be an ass kisser. But you’re not an idiot.

To all- the ignore function is there. You have the option of putting me on it. However, as I said, it’s a public forum. You may comment on any and all things that I say. I have no issue with it.
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Once again you have proven what a little bitch you are King Bitch. You just cant leave people alone but get all but hurt when someone points out your petty, juvenile behavior, insults and constant attention whoring. You are fucking small dude. I think you need tissues for your issues King Bitch.
 
Lord Pmann said:
SMN is correct. Let’s not ruin what is a really good thread. I’m all for free speech and I’m all for you saying whatever you like about me. But let’s not do it in this thread where people do come and say some thoughtful things. I’ll open up another thread where you all can come and say whatever you like about me or to me. But please don’t do it here, if it’s going to be something off topic. If it’s a sparring of words as the result of relevant discussion on a topic someone posted, then I welcome that.
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See, this is why you’re a straight bitch King Bitch. You come in other threads, like you did yesterday, and start slinging mud and talking shit but then come on here and ask that people don’t ruin such a lovely and fun place. It is fucking laughable. I don’t know why you’re such a juvenile, mentally unstable, hypocritical, little bitch but I am not letting you slide the fuck by. I have met a lot of pussies in my life but you have to be the biggest pussy King Bitch.
 
Dribble said:
There are 2 kinds of Americans. Those that support the Dumpster...and the rest. There is no middle ground.

Same is true for those that support Allia. A piece of shit will always be a piece of shit. There is no middle ground. People that go there, and post "we missed you...glad you are back", then come here and say, "I don't agree with her..." are hypocritical pieces of shit too. There is no middle ground.

Choose a fucking side...and stay there. And don't send me a PM questioning what I wrote, telling me to take a break. Trust me...you never earned that right.

I appreciate pmann's authenticity.

Edit: grammar error that bugged me. And to say I stand 100% behind what I wrote here. There is no middle ground.
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What the fuck? King Bitch or Pmann is the biggest clown and hypocrite on the threads. He gets so pissed by other people and their attention whoring when attention whoring is his whole fucking shtick. He also whines and cries that folks are ruining threads by randomly popping in and flaming him when that is exactly what he does on a regular basis. He is a trolling little bitch who cant handle other people doing the same because in his dopey little mind he is the only ‘clown’ allowed on Lit. I really think he needs constant attention that daddy did not give him. It’s really fucking pathetic but that is what I have come to expect from King Bitch.
 
Desiree1 said:
Farrah was nice, but of the 3 angels, Jacqueline Smith was the prize. She was pretty and seems so smart. Not that Farrah wasn't, but Farrah was definitely pushed put there as the sex symbol. Jacqueline seemed the one you wanted young girls to follow, if you were a parent.

FYI, I wasn't a parent. I was one of the young girls who wanted to be like her.
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She was pretty but never told me much. Not an interesting beauty.
I liked Farrah because she had an expressive face and a beautiful smile. Not to mention those hair. Which is funny cause I don't like blonde, women or men, so much.
 
Lonelywife1205 said:
Totally dating myself here, but 1984 Olympic gold medal diver, Greg Louganis totally did it for me until i found out he was gay and my heart was broken. Following closely behind were Scott Baio, Ricky Schroeder and Jason Bateman.
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Um......I had a life-sized Michael Jackson cardboard whatever AND fell asleep wishing I got to be the girl in Thriller. Then it was Kirk Cameron.

And I didn't want to confess any of this because everyone else had relatively attractive (as well as straight nor had gone batshit crazy). But then I saw yours and, well, we all make mistakes, right?

God, I have shit taste in men. :(
 
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