Litiquette VI

[Guyblue82]

Of course you can.

Dirty girl.

No one on the face of the earth should eat a fucking hot-dog. They're pureed pork lips and assholes.

And to the next poster that says, "you gotta get the all beef ones", I say, you're trading pork lips and assholes for beef lips and assholes.

Gotta go kosher beef..... they sell the assholes to someone else.... lips are probably ok though

 

[The_gladiator]

That whoring pic is amazing - you're a groovy chick.



Gosh, so many things. But I'll to with the other side of this - I've been the thing that lost its luster to someone else. I'm long since removed from the dating scene, so I haven't experienced that fizzle out feeling in a long time. And then it happened and it happened quickly - it's an icky thing to clearly feel that you've lost your shine.

I don't offer any solutions. I'm just saying that I know what Back to the Future 2 feels like.


Excellent point.


I'm curious about this as it seems recent. Can you tell more about what made the thread seem less fun and not as shiny? I am not always aware and I'd hate for people like you to stay away if it is something that can be fixed.

a few of the topics grated on me, but generally it wasn't anything I could really put my finger on. I think it was something more internal. Like I was busy and I felt like I had to read every post because generally there's a lot of awesome stuff here, but I have to remind myself that if I can't be on this thread a day, I'm not obligated to bac***** everything I missed, for example. One of my strengths of not doing anything halfway is also a weekness when I take on too many things. Things lose their shine for me when they become work not fun. So, the moral of my story seems to be I needed to find a better balance?

Thank you for asking, and reading this, I probably overshared, but what else is new.

 

[Corbal]

Gotta go kosher beef..... they sell the assholes to someone else.... lips are probably ok though

So, cows are cute.

Like... so fucking cute.

 

[The_gladiator]

Of course you can.

Dirty girl.

No one on the face of the earth should eat a fucking hot-dog. They're pureed pork lips and assholes.

And to the next poster that says, "you gotta get the all beef ones", I say, you're trading pork lips and assholes for beef lips and assholes.

isn't there a lot of muscle in an ass hole? I also eat McDonalds chicken nuggets #youonlyliveonce

 

[The_gladiator]

So, cows are cute.

Like... so fucking cute.

have you ever smelled one? I think we define cute differently

 

[parker77]

https://media.giphy.com/media/tFg5dVKwa17lS/giphy.gif

i leave you alone for a bit and you devolve to what....wiener facials?

 

[Guyblue82]

have you ever smelled one? I think we define cute differently

I only drink milk from things I find cute. *

Also, almonds don’t have nipples

 

[Corbal]

isn't there a lot of muscle in an ass hole? I also eat McDonalds chicken nuggets #youonlyliveonce

Smooth muscle.

Not regular muscle.

Have I mentioned I love frenchie fries?

have you ever smelled one? I think we define cute differently

Um... so I live right next to cattle. Yes, they're still cute.

i leave you alone for a bit and you devolve to what....wiener facials?

Don't judge me. Suz started it with her wiener fascination.

 

[StacyLeigh]

What else have you encountered that was once amazing in your mind, but lost its luster after a while? It could be something like that movie. Or it could be a person. Or a job. Or a friendship. Or a sex toy.

Yeah, people lose their luster. Once funny and charming, they now seem predictable and pretentious. Such is life

Seriously though, my hometown has lost much of it’s luster for me. Austin used to be this cool little quirky blue town in a big red state. But thanks to hipsters and yuppies – who simultaneously take themselves too seriously and not seriously enough – it has grown too large to be enjoyed. There are still little locals only secrets that are fun but those too are quickly disappearing. I moved out-of-state last year and, while it holds a special place in my heart, it’s not a place I will look to live in again

 

[LizVegas79]

What else have you encountered that was once amazing in your mind, but lost its luster after a while? It could be something like that movie. Or it could be a person. Or a job. Or a friendship. Or a sex toy.

If your sex toy doesn't lose its luster are you even using it correctly?

My sybbie has definitely NOT lost it's luster. And although my Hitachi fell out of heavy rotation after buying my sybbie, it has since regained ALL its former luster and then some because it is so much quieter and convenient to use.

If you or anyone else is looking for something great to binge, "Upload" on Prime is awesome-sauce and starting tomorrow Season 2 of "Dead To Me" on Netflix - omg I can't wait! I know she's crazy but I fucking LOVE Judy!

 

[Pervy_Sage]

My sybbie has definitely NOT lost it's luster. And although my Hitachi fell out of heavy rotation after buying my sybbie, it has since regained ALL its former luster and then some because it is so much quieter and convenient to use.

If you or anyone else is looking for something great to binge, "Upload" on Prime is awesome-sauce and starting tomorrow Season 2 of "Dead To Me" on Netflix - omg I can't wait! I know she's crazy but I fucking LOVE Judy!

Upload your as great!! Just too short.

 

[Lord Pmann]

a few of the topics grated on me

I’m curious which ones.

But really, we all know it’s Corbal.

 

[catherinewheel77]

Funny pmann story... My best friend James the Masturbator and I were going on a non-erotic trip to my parent’s beach condo back in high school. I heard about whippits and I told James the Masturbator about this. I’ve never used drugs or anything of the sort. But this seemed safe and legal. Lol. So he was tasked with getting something. He got computer dusters.

This seemed fine, as I consulted my dial up internet and it claimed they were NO equipped. Except not all of them are. The ones Mr. Masturbator brought were basically liquid cleaning product. So it was like huffing Windex or Lysol. Zero high. That was about the limit of my drug use as a teen. Well that and Oxycodone.

Ok, this floors me. Did you and Jackoff Jimbo become violently ill?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ok, this floors me. Did you and Jackoff Jimbo become violently ill?

No. We didn’t consume much. The immediate taste made us aware this was not the right thing.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Totally off topic, (sorry PMann), but Parker has a poetry thread called BMF Hang Suite Revival. Not sure how many of you knew how intensely good a writer he is. Consider yourselves invited to check it out. And contribute. Or drool.

Now back to your regularly scheduled Litequetting

 

[LizVegas79]

Funny pmann story... My best friend James the Masturbator and I were going on a non-erotic trip to my parent’s beach condo back in high school. I heard about whippits and I told James the Masturbator about this. I’ve never used drugs or anything of the sort. But this seemed safe and legal. Lol. So he was tasked with getting something. He got computer dusters.

This seemed fine, as I consulted my dial up internet and it claimed they were NO equipped. Except not all of them are. The ones Mr. Masturbator brought were basically liquid cleaning product. So it was like huffing Windex or Lysol. Zero high. That was about the limit of my drug use as a teen. Well that and Oxycodone.

So is this your way of saying you were friends with the Dumpster growing up? lol

(Makes sense James the Masturbator would have been his nickname back then and I knew there had to be a genesis story for his disinfectant cure for covid )

 

[Pervy_Sage]

So is this your way of saying you were friends with Donald Dumpster growing up? lol

(I knew there had to be a genesis story for his covid cure )

Lol...

 

[Lord Pmann]

So is this your way of saying you were friends with the Dumpster growing up? lol

(Makes sense James the Masturbator would have been his nickname back then and I knew there had to be a genesis story for his disinfectant cure for covid )

Have you been sniffing non NO equipped dusters?

Whilst James the Masturbator is nearly the size of a dumpster and sometimes lived in one, I never hung out with a dumpster. There was one time, actually...

 

[blade_rocknut]

Totally off topic, (sorry PMann), but Parker has a poetry thread called BMF Hang Suite Revival. Not sure how many of you knew how intensely good a writer he is. Consider yourselves invited to check it out. And contribute. Or drool.

Now back to your regularly scheduled Litequetting

We know, but it bothers our inferiority complexes to bear witness to such widespread cunt creaming and be unable to respond in kind.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Hotdogs. Loved them as a kid. Now? You couldn't pay me to eat one. Greasy little tubes of faux meat. Held together with fat. No thanks. They probably still taste just as good, but the more you know about health and nutrition, the less "luster-ful" those things become.

About every six months I crave hot dogs or a meatball sub. Then I eat one of them and instantly regret it. Then about six months later, I crave them again. I never learn.

Unless I’m in the City, then it’s hot dogs all the way.

Also Frankenberry (as a kid) was delectable, but now it sucks. Count Chocula still kicks ass, though.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

We know, but it bothers our inferiority complexes to bear witness to such widespread cunt creaming and be unable to respond in kind.

Wait....there’s creaming? But the floors looked so pristine!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’m in a bit of a lazy mood today, so I’m going to ask the converse of that question...

What is something that, over time, has NOT lost its luster.

For me- my friendship with James the Masturbator. He and I became friends when we joined a band when I was 13 and he was 12. We’ve been good friends ever since. Even though I don’t hang out with him much, I still have an absolute blast when I do.

My favourite movie when I was a kid was Fright Night. I fucking loved vampires (though I don’t know why my parents let me watch that at like 5 years of age). But I did love it. And I’ll watch it now when it pops up on Netflix. And it’s still good. Way better than the metrosexual vampire theme of today.

Most of my favourite music is older. And I would say that only gets better with age because I dislike most of the music that comes out now *shakes cane in the air*. But there’s actually scientific reasons as to why music was better years ago, so I feel vindicated.

Lastly, my love for boobs. ‘Tis a love that shall never die. I dedicate the song below to it.

Those are a few examples of mine. Let’s hear yours.

Longer by Dan Folgelberg

https://youtu.be/U979UYoZA7I

 

[beachbaby179]

I'll have to think about my list, but I can tell you right now - one thing that will NOT be on it is Dan Fogelberg.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'll have to think about my list, but I can tell you right now - one thing that will NOT be on it is Dan Fogelberg.

You think he’s lost his luster?!

May the Lord twist your ankles.

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

I'll have to think about my list, but I can tell you right now - one thing that will NOT be on it is Dan Fogelberg.

You think he’s lost his luster?!

May the Lord twist your ankles.

Dying a few years ago may have knocked some of his shine off.