Litiquette VI

[Rawhide_101]

I hardly think my seriousness is what kills your vibes. I would venture to say your vibes are dying from overuse and your toothy vagina.

Well played, sir, well played.

https://media.tenor.com/images/e5b4d0fe9c4331eb4023dacfcc6dee4c/tenor.gif

 

[Trekka]

Toothy vagina?!

 

[Rawhide_101]

Toothy vagina?!

Toothy

adjective, tooth·i·er, tooth·i·est.

1) having or displaying conspicuous teeth: a toothy smile.
2) savory; appetizing; toothsome.
3) possessing a rough surface: toothy paper.
4) Archaic. sharp or caustic: toothy commentary.


Yup, toothy vagina works.

 

[Corbal]

I hardly think my seriousness is what kills your vibes. I would venture to say your vibes are dying from overuse and your toothy vagina.

We know you hardly think.

That has nothing to do with my vaginal teeth.

Toothy vagina?!

He's exaggerating. They're perfectly straight because of invislign.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Vagina Dentata

From IMDB

Teeth (UK Title)
Corbal's Vagina (US Title)

https://youtu.be/g8HbLQy2_cI

 

[Lord Pmann]

He's exaggerating. They're perfectly straight because of invislign.

Invisalagina

 

[Corbal]

Vagina Dentata

From IMDB

Teeth (UK Title)
Corbal's Vagina (US Title)

https://youtu.be/g8HbLQy2_cI

I'm in love.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm more myself here, I don't feel like I need to hide anything. Everywhere else in my life I feel like I'm playing a role - wife, mom, daughter, worker, Catholic, etc. With those roles all come different expectations and responsibilities. They're not fake - they're all a part of me - but I feel this is the one place in my life where all those things and more come out. I don't filter myself here like I have to do in other situations. You guys get it all - the pretty and the ugly bits.

What did I say about these replies?!?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Toothy

adjective, tooth·i·er, tooth·i·est.

1) having or displaying conspicuous teeth: a toothy smile.


Yup, toothy vagina works.

Toothy:

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/fright_night_1985_nightmare_fuel.jpg

 

[Rawhide_101]

Toothy:

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/fright_night_1985_nightmare_fuel.jpg

Good example of the id.

 

[Trekka]

That’s terrifying^ !!

 

[Corbal]

That’s terrifying^ !!

*stands behind the Trekka*

Nice ass, sugar tits.

 

[StacyLeigh]

Do you feel like you’re completely yourself here? Or do you want to be someone else? What percentage of your personality is everyday you versus Lit you? What differences are there?

90% everyday me vs. 10% Lit me

I think I'm oddly nicer here than I am offline. I'm sarcastic, but a bit meaner about it away from the threads. Lure you in thinking I'm the nice sweet girl and then start busting your balls in private

 

[SMNaughtywife]

SMN called Lit Fantasy Fuckland for a reason. let yourself go, girl! i'll see you at Mass on Sunday.

Look at you quoting me!

As for the questions, shrugs.
I’ve got nothing and explaining how I tick is about as exciting as watching paint dry.
Passes the dice, or Pmann would say the pipe.
Next.

 

[blade_rocknut]

I don't really know anything about that. I just like to sound impressive.



I hardly think my seriousness is what kills your vibes. I would venture to say your vibes are dying from overuse and your toothy vagina.

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Oa5WOXLPEUg/UzF__FKLSWI/AAAAAAACrSQ/fZNrxkaHKoI/s1600/BjhdXk2IQAA7jO8.jpg

This is the most Pmann post that ever Pmanned.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Further fucking more; I'm all manner of butthurt that my cry for tits earlier went entirely unanswered.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

This is the most Pmann post that ever Pmanned.

Holy fuckballs! You gotta wash that shit every so often ya know!

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Do you feel like you’re completely yourself here? Or do you want to be someone else? What percentage of your personality is everyday you versus Lit you? What differences are there?

I am more or less the same here as I am in real life. I’m slightly dirtier and more inappropriate here than I am in real life, but honestly not by much. I’m known as the freaky friend in my circle of friends. I’m also flirty in real life, it helps me in my job. (No, I’m not a stripper)

I am pretty much an open book. What you see is what you get. I’m as genuine and sincere here as I am in real life.

I would say though that I’m more churchy in real life. It’s not that I’m ashamed of my beliefs, I will share them with anyone who asks, but I don’t think Lit is really the place for that. I have prayed for people here if I read they are struggling with something or if they share their struggles privately.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’m also flirty in real life, it helps me in my job. (No, I’m not a stripper)
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Sperm Bank Doctor?

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Sperm Bank Doctor?

HR - Wooing men is a marketable job skill.

 

[Suz_anne]

So, here's a good example of how I'm different in my offline life vs. Lit.

I was talking to a couple of my gf's and we were talking about how frequently we were having sex in the time of corona. Long story short, I said it would take more than a global pandemic to get me to give a rj.

My friend asked if I meant bj and I said "No, a rj...a rim job. You know, licking the poop chute."

Stunned silence followed and then the conversation moved on. One friend asked if I was high.

I realized that I probably wouldn't have said it to them normally. But in Lit...talking about rim jobs is like asking about the weather.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

So, here's a good example of how I'm different in my offline life vs. Lit.

I was talking to a couple of my gf's and we were talking about how frequently we were having sex in the time of corona. Long story short, I said it would take more than a global pandemic to get me to give a rj.

My friend asked if I meant bj and I said "No, a rj...a rim job. You know, licking the poop chute."

Stunned silence followed and then the conversation moved on. One friend asked if I was high.

I realized that I probably wouldn't have said it to them normally. But in Lit...talking about rim jobs is like asking about the weather.

Best post of the day! Suz you win, girl! You freakin win!

 

[Rawhide_101]

So, here's a good example of how I'm different in my offline life vs. Lit.

I was talking to a couple of my gf's and we were talking about how frequently we were having sex in the time of corona. Long story short, I said it would take more than a global pandemic to get me to give a rj.

My friend asked if I meant bj and I said "No, a rj...a rim job. You know, licking the poop chute."

Stunned silence followed and then the conversation moved on. One friend asked if I was high.

I realized that I probably wouldn't have said it to them normally. But in Lit...talking about rim jobs is like asking about the weather.

I think about what your friend(s) is/are now thinking about.

You may have turned on "switch" within her/them to get her/them thinking about her/their sex life.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I'm a more intense version of myself here than in RL. In RL I tend to be a little quieter and more reserved. I am also pore positive and less negative. Mostly because people get very upset when you tell the truth.

The real me is very much a pollyanna. I believe in true love and magic and hope and all that good shit. I'm Andy Dufrain from Shawshank Redemption.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Would you prefer I say that I was fake? I get why some people play a role here, because it's fun and fantasy for them. But for me, the anonymity gives me more freedom to be myself.

Yes please. That way people could say things like, “I knew it” or “what a twat”.