Litiquette VI

[beachbaby179]

Meh.

Honestly, I'm not the biggest fan of glass toys. But the one I do like is called The Juicer. It's not overly long but the bumps and the handle make things very interesting.

^^truth. I like my juicer.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm a bigger fan of stainless steel than I am of glass toys. Same principle, different material preference. I haven't used mine post-partum, so the reminder of a bruised cervix is definitely useful for me.

 

[numeniusa]

this discussion just surpassed my “need to know” parameters.

i don’t have any of these toys, but i’ve heard the real thing can actually be nice occasionally.

Oh yes. There's nothing quite like a hot, hard cock. Really there isn't. Toys are fun but you're right, the real thing is, well, the real deal I love my Womanizer, but it's way better with a real live cock inside me when I use it. I love my Rabbit, but it's way better with a real live cock in my mouth at the same time...

Toys can do things that a cock doesn't. But a great cock attached to a lovely man, well, it doesn't get better than that

Meh.

Honestly, I'm not the biggest fan of glass toys. But the one I do like is called The Juicer. It's not overly long but the bumps and the handle make things very interesting.

Um, handle? Is that for ... rotating it?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Nothing glass or stainless steel in my toy box.
I’ll take an nJoy anything please and thank you.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Rocking day 4 of 2020 and I feel it’s imperative to stay consistent through the years. I’m not gonna quote all that train, tits and cumming hot filth. But, I’d like to hear about it please. Pics a bonus.

I need some help unhooking please.

 

[Trekka]

I need some help unhooking please.

Trekka's New Years Resolution: Learn to unhook with my teeth.

 

[parker77]

Rocking day 4 of 2020 and I feel it’s imperative to stay consistent through the years. I’m not gonna quote all that train, tits and cumming hot filth. But, I’d like to hear about it please. Pics a bonus.

I need some help unhooking please.

i’d help, but i don’t know where it would end.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Trekka's New Years Resolution: Learn to unhook with my teeth.

Slips my shirt off.
Back exposed.
Two hooks.
Squirms as I feel your lips on my soft skin.

i’d help, but i don’t know where it would end.

One step at a time.
Or watch Trekka, she might needs a little help.
Mmhmmm

 

[tnman03]

Rocking day 4 of 2020 and I feel it’s imperative to stay consistent through the years. I’m not gonna quote all that train, tits and cumming hot filth. But, I’d like to hear about it please. Pics a bonus.

I need some help unhooking please.

Well damn...I think that helping you with that unhooking is at the top of the "to do" list for sure.

 

[Trekka]

Slips my shirt off.
Back exposed.
Two hooks.
Squirms as I feel your lips on my soft skin.

Breathing hotly on your back...
Yanno honestly?
I'd just rip the thing off.

*whispers* two and a half weeks

 

[Endless_Night]

Is this little interplay heading towards Trekka and Naughty thread sex?

Asking for a friend.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Breathing hotly on your back...
Yanno honestly?
I'd just rip the thing off.

*whispers* two and a half weeks

Watches them spill out with a luscious bounce.

*whispers* I think we should press our tits together and take a few pics. Ya think?
Bats eyelashes.

Is this little interplay heading towards Trekka and Naughty thread sex?

Asking for a friend.

If the friend starts with the letter E and ends with T and she wants to watch.
Pats the edge of the bed. Right here sweetie.

 

[parker77]

If the friend starts with the letter E and ends with T and she wants to watch.
Pats the edge of the bed. Right here sweetie.

welcome back my friends to the show that never ends. were so glad you could attend; come inside, come inside.

 

[Endless_Night]

< If the friend starts with the letter E and ends with T and she wants to watch.
Pats the edge of the bed. Right here sweetie.

I think my whole body just froze with prudish terror….

But I am so flattered to be offered spectator status!

 

[Trekka]

*wakes up, rolls over, finds SMN in my bed*

*drags a finger down her spine while eying Enny

 

[Endless_Night]

*jets out the door*

'Cause, you know, weekend errands.

I think I am hyperventilating. Nope. Certain. Hyperventilating.

 

[tnman03]

*wakes up, rolls over, finds SMN in my bed*

*drags a finger down her spine while eying Enny

Hey now!!! What's with this stuff that dreams are made of to begin the morning with???

Smiles and raised eyebrows along with blood pressure for certain.

 

[Lord Pmann]

If Dyson made a sex toy, they’d cost $1000 lol

What do you mean? They already make a sex toy. Am I the only one who uses this as a cock ring?

https://dyson-h.assetsadobe2.com/is/image//content/dam/dyson/products/fans-and-heaters/cool/variant/am06-12-inch-desk-fan/fan-iron-blue-am06-product-card-variant-01.jpg?$responsive$&cropPathE=mobile&fit=stretch,1&wid=640

 

[Trekka]

Pfft. That's not your cock ring. That's your monocle.

 

[Suz_anne]

I also raise my eyebrow suspiciously about that being a cock ring. A few things...

1. We need some sense of scale and proportion of this... ring.
2. What purpose does the handle serve?
3. I think your history of defiling vacuum suction machinery has twisted your view of what an acceptable sex toy might be.

 

[parker77]

What do you mean? They already make a sex toy. Am I the only one who uses this as a cock ring?

https://dyson-h.assetsadobe2.com/is/image//content/dam/dyson/products/fans-and-heaters/cool/variant/am06-12-inch-desk-fan/fan-iron-blue-am06-product-card-variant-01.jpg?$responsive$&cropPathE=mobile&fit=stretch,1&wid=640

yes. yes you are.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

What do you mean? They already make a sex toy. Am I the only one who uses this as a cock ring?

https://dyson-h.assetsadobe2.com/is/image//content/dam/dyson/products/fans-and-heaters/cool/variant/am06-12-inch-desk-fan/fan-iron-blue-am06-product-card-variant-01.jpg?$responsive$&cropPathE=mobile&fit=stretch,1&wid=640

Just because you're a dick and can fit your whole body in it...

 

[Lord Pmann]

What do you mean? They already make a sex toy. Am I the only one who uses this as a cock ring?

https://dyson-h.assetsadobe2.com/is/image//content/dam/dyson/products/fans-and-heaters/cool/variant/am06-12-inch-desk-fan/fan-iron-blue-am06-product-card-variant-01.jpg?$responsive$&cropPathE=mobile&fit=stretch,1&wid=640

Here’s some scale for you.

One redwood tree:

https://previews.123rf.com/images/rafaelbenari/rafaelbenari1501/rafaelbenari150100447/35754909-chopped-tree-log-lies-on-the-ground-in-redwoods-whakarewarewa-forest-in-rotorua-new-zealand-.jpg

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Dude, time to put down the king sized fries.

 

[Suz_anne]

For Pmann

https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m857r27jf81rqh2k2o1_500.gifv