Litiquette VI

How close do you think Literotica reflects your real life?

  • 100%, The way I interact here is exactly how I interact in real life

    Votes: 39 20.2%
  • 0%, Are you crazy. Literotica is as far away from my real life as anything could possibly be and I l

    Votes: 24 12.4%
  • 50%, It's close to my real life, at least how I interact publicly

    Votes: 43 22.3%
  • 50% I'm far more kinky, naughty, filthy here than I am in real life.

    Votes: 87 45.1%

  • Total voters
    193
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You realize, tnman, that you've given me the perfect excuse to defer leaping until next February.

*wipes sweat from brow*

:catgrin:
 
Well.... looks like the man read my mind. ^^^^
This is gonna be quite the first leap. Mmmhmm...

My goodness! You two don't kid around when it comes to leaps!

I suspect you are both waaaaaaaay out of my league.



Maybe you could make a public appearance? Then I could take notes. :cattail:

*readies pencil*
 
My goodness! You two don't kid around when it comes to leaps!

I suspect you are both waaaaaaaay out of my league.

Maybe you could make a public appearance? Then I could take notes. :cattail:

*readies pencil*

No need for a pencil. Just watch. Pretty certain you’re not gonna be in any state to write.

what happened to “baby steps?”

I have a double major in baby steps, time to shake shit up. 😉
 
I've got a question...

What's the weirdest thing you've seen, heard, received, been asked, etc. on lit?

I want to hear those weird stories, people. Bonus points if you give names. More bonus points if you share or link us.

These bonus points can be redeemed for a picture of Papa Chained and/or his phone number. I'm sure you're thinking, can't that be gotten off of any truck stop bathroom wall? Well, yes it can. But still. It is the only prize I have to offer.
 
I've got a question...

What's the weirdest thing you've seen, heard, received, been asked, etc. on lit?

I want to hear those weird stories, people. Bonus points if you give names. More bonus points if you share or link us.

These bonus points can be redeemed for a picture of Papa Chained and/or his phone number. I'm sure you're thinking, can't that be gotten off of any truck stop bathroom wall? Well, yes it can. But still. It is the only prize I have to offer.
I was chatting with someone who had a full-on medical emergency (a stroke) while we were chatting. I didn't believe it was actually happening at first... this person had a history of dramatics and drinking quite a bit. I thought they might be full of shit.

But I pleaded with them to call 911 and I reached out to a few of their friends, as requested, to tell them what was going on. I found out the next day that the stroke was real and this person spent a fair amount of time in the hospital and rehab. They ultimately left Lit and we haven't been in contact for a few years. Last I heard they were doing well.

It was bizarre to feel conflicted about believing someone who is claiming to be in distress. You hear about people making up huge, elaborate lies and this seemed like one of those situations. But I truly believe it was a real medical emergency and I'm glad I chose empathy over skepticism.

p.s. I wish I had a crazier story involving furries, butt plugs and/or St. Andrew's cross. But alas...not yet. :eek:
 
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I was chatting with someone who had a full-on medical emergency (a stroke) while we were chatting. I didn't believe it was actually happening at first... this person had a history of dramatics and drinking quite a bit. I thought they might be full of shit.

But I pleaded with them to call 911 and I reached out to a few of their friends, as requested, to tell them what was going on. I found out the next day that the stroke was real and this person spent a fair amount of time in the hospital and rehab. They ultimately left Lit and we haven't been in contact for a few years. Last I heard they were doing well.

It was bizarre to feel conflicted about believing someone who is claiming to be in distress. You hear about people making up huge, elaborate lies and this seemed like one of those situations. But I truly believe it was a real medical emergency and I'm glad I chose empathy over skepticism.

p.s. I wish I had a crazier story involving furries, butt plugs and/or St. Andrew's cross. But alas...not yet. :eek:

That’s insane. I have had the stroke thing too! So weird. This lady claimed she was having a stroke. She seemed really dramatic about everything though. Like EVERYTHING. But I knew that bitch was faking. One of the hospital workers helped her. I wasn’t falling for that shit.
 
That’s insane. I have had the stroke thing too! So weird. This lady claimed she was having a stroke. She seemed really dramatic about everything though. Like EVERYTHING. But I knew that bitch was faking. One of the hospital workers helped her. I wasn’t falling for that shit.

I've been chatting with someone who was having a stroke too! OMG triplets!
Had nothing to do with their heart though?
 
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I've been chatting with someone who was having a stroke too! OMG triplets!
Had nothing to do with their heart though?

Some dude having a stroke? 🤔

I think we’ve all had that, yo. Those guys pretending to be girls. “22 year old horny doctor” my ass.
 
Hold on...waitaminnit. Are you saying the person I was talking to was stroking and not stroking out? That changes things.

Either way - I put 'em in the hospital.

*struts a lil bit*
 
Hold on...waitaminnit. Are you saying the person I was talking to was stroking and not stroking out? That changes things.

Either way - I put 'em in the hospital.

*struts a lil bit*

Is that something to strut about? 🧐
 
Apparently people here are all just angels and jack off with their pinkies out. :mad:

Feckin’ liars.
 
I mean, that's how I do it. Perish the thought of potentially getting some ejaculate on the daintiest of digits

Don't let Pmann fool you - he invented the pinky out jack off move. He also wears white gloves.

I'm just telling you what I heard.
 
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Hey now, this is a drama free board, no sense bringing in all that high angst, I mean I see it full bloom elsewhere and I fear the angst market could get saturated.

Question of the day - since Pmann brought it up, have any of you ever dialed a number found on a bathroom wall? Did they know, where you the first to reach out? Or was it the number for the local police?
 
Hey now, this is a drama free board, no sense bringing in all that high angst, I mean I see it full bloom elsewhere and I fear the angst market could get saturated.

Question of the day - since Pmann brought it up, have any of you ever dialed a number found on a bathroom wall? Did they know, where you the first to reach out? Or was it the number for the local police?

Oh, Papa C...so happy to see you. And asking questions! :D

I have not dialed a number found on a bathroom wall. But I do have a related story...

A friend of mine got 3-4 phone calls from men telling her that her husband fucked a colleague while at a conference in Vegas. She hung up on the first one but then asked the second one how he knew this info - he told her it was written on the wall in a men's room in the Chicago O'Hare airport along with her cell # and instructions to call her to tell her about her cheating husband. A subsequent caller sent her a picture of what was written on the wall.

Turns out the husband of the colleague is vindictive and creative.

Yikes.
 
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