Litiquette VI

[Lord Pmann]

I will join your titty commitee as you need at least one person with actual titties.

Raises my hand also.
Wonders what mine would look like pressed up against PPs.

“Hawt” is what Suz would say.

So I've done some research... I have found out there are Titty Valuation Committees. There is the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, which seems to have a large presence in many parts of this country. They have their own thing going, so I'm going to let them do their thing. I'm more interested in the Feels Real Nice In My Hands Titty Committee.

I'm curious about these valuation techniques though. I don't want to be some fly by night committee. We need standards. And practices.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

So I've done some research... I have found out there are Titty Valuation Committees. There is the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, which seems to have a large presence in many parts of this country. They have their own thing going, so I'm going to let them do their thing. I'm more interested in the Feels Real Nice In My Hands Titty Committee.

I'm curious about these valuation techniques though. I don't want to be some fly by night committee. We need standards. And practices.

I look forward to the mission statement, employee handbook and policies and procedures being emailed to me. I'm a hard worker and an overachiever. Not only will be results be accurate but the tester will walk away with a smile on her (or his - I appreciate the odd moob here and there) face.

I would like to discuss a rating system along with our fact checking.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

So I've done some research... I have found out there are Titty Valuation Committees. There is the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, which seems to have a large presence in many parts of this country. They have their own thing going, so I'm going to let them do their thing. I'm more interested in the Feels Real Nice In My Hands Titty Committee.

I'm curious about these valuation techniques though. I don't want to be some fly by night committee. We need standards. And practices.

The question is simple - Am I handful or do I have a handful?

Both.
Sorry, not sorry.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Uh, no moobs. Fuck that. If I want to feel hairy tits, I'll be grabbing my own.

Suzanne will undoubtedly want to be part of this. She certainly has breast inspection experience. And she could end good inspections with "Hawt".

Perhaps this should be another thread. I know if Papa C were here, he'd shit puppies with this thread derailing and all of this fun. And at his age, his heart cannot handle that.

Also, thanks to SMN for welcoming me back. Fuck the rest of you.

And hey to NRJ!

 

[Lord Pmann]

The question is simple - Am I handful or do I have a handful?

Both.
Sorry, not sorry.

Uh, nice try. Do you think my services are for free? Maybe one day my benevolent ass will get down to the poorer areas of town and do some valuations for free. But don't hold your breath. This is a titty business.

 

[Lord Pmann]

This right here is gold, and should likely be the #1 rule on Lit. I, however, suck at following rules and end up getting in way over my head with no hope of getting out. I'm not even sure I want to. Like PLP said, when you find that connection... why would you not want it? Sure it's irresponsible, ridiculous, unrealistic and will likely lead to heartache. But what if it doesn't? I tend to take the risk.

Sometimes the ride can be worth it, for some. But for others, the fear of heartache is far worse than the benefit of an online connection.

 

[hotwords229_A]

The question is simple - Am I handful or do I have a handful?

Both.
Sorry, not sorry.

I came to comment on all the great ideas here but then I clicked on Naughty' s link and . . . then . . . words, mouth . . . wouldn't come . . .

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Uh, nice try. Do you think my services are for free? Maybe one day my benevolent ass will get down to the poorer areas of town and do some valuations for free. But don't hold your breath. This is a titty business.

Slaps your ass.
I was merely (borederline) interested in verifying credentials. I think your only experience is in small Tittyville, might need to take a back seat there darlin.

Squirm away at work my dear.
squirm.away.

*Drops my hands, fuck these are heavy to hold up.*

 

[Lord Pmann]

I came to comment on all the great ideas here but then I clicked on Naughty' s link and . . . then . . . words, mouth . . . wouldn't come . . .

You couldn't come after seeing titties? Hmmmmm.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I came to comment on all the great ideas here but then I clicked on Naughty' s link and . . . then . . . words, mouth . . . wouldn't come . . .

Umm...
Seconded...
<gulp>

 

[hotwords229_A]

You couldn't come after seeing titties? Hmmmmm.

Edging is fun

 

[RickTango]

The question is simple - Am I handful or do I have a handful?

Both.
Sorry, not sorry.

Nothing to be sorry about, Personally I appreciate those who are a handful....

 

[hotwords229_A]

You couldn't come after seeing titties? Hmmmmm.

I should have said I couldn't come from my mouth--that would have been funnier.

Damn! Opportunities lost.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Edging is fun

Said no man ever. Orgasms are fun. Getting real close and not having them... For shame.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Said no man ever. Orgasms are fun. Getting real close and not having them... For shame.

I never claimed to be a real man.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I never claimed to be a real man.

Fair play to you then.

You are kind of buff looking though. I would swap that avatar put for something women prefer. Like a cockatar. Chicks dig that, bro. #FistBump

 

[hotwords229_A]

Fair play to you then.

You are kind of buff looking though. I would swap that avatar put for something women prefer. Like a cockatar. Chicks dig that, bro. #FistBump

Do you think they would settle for a cockatoo?

https://www.thesprucepets.com/thmb/sTY7drnLCXt8_up3TnUU9zCvuxA=/450x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/GettyImages-545596762-5aee81c5875db90037634e10.jpg

#notwellhung

 

[Suz_anne]

I never claimed to be a real man.

Fair play to you then.

You are kind of buff looking though. I would swap that avatar put for something women prefer. Like a cockatar. Chicks dig that, bro. #FistBump

Maybe you should send him your dick pic so you can show him how it's done. Or you boys can skype and compare. Either one works for me. Report back after swapping dick pics, plskthx.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I'd like a collage of everyone's dicks and I want to see how many I recognize. Wait... huh? What were we talking again??

 

[Suz_anne]

I'd like a collage of everyone's dicks and I want to see how many I recognize. Wait... huh? What were we talking again??

#ILikeWhereThisIsGoing

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

#ILikeWhereThisIsGoing

There was a huge girls paired pic... it seems only fair...

 

[Lord Pmann]

You filthy whores... Why are you cluttering up Papa C's thread with this kind of dick talk? Now I know Papa C loved a good dick, but there is no reason to go on acting like a bunch of tarts. Pull up your knickers and start acting like some mature bitches. Get back to the topic at hand.

Tits thread to come.

 

[Suz_anne]

There was a huge girls paired pic... it seems only fair...

You're right - it is only fair. And just. And patriotic. And heroic. Do it for your country, fellas.

Have you noticed how silent Pmann and HW have become yet they're still both online? Hmmmm... hot Skype session?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Filthy. Whores.

 

[DarkSimian]

*walks in*

*walks back out*