Litiquette VI

[aussiegeekygal]

I guess I'm unique in the sense that I play in public.

I also don't take myself seriously.

And it doesn't help that I'm 6'2, Australian with the ability to quick wit with the funniest here.

Plus, I have a really impressive title.

 

[parker77]

i know how to make a proper French 75.

and I don't wear my baseball cap backwards.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Alright. You motherfuckers are to blame for what’s about to happen. I said no humblebrags or “I’m not special” posts. Yet here we are. So now I have to go and come up with what I think is unique about you. And you know I can be a real pill.

(These things are said with love, but I warned ye)

I’m pretty sure my only answers to what makes me unique here would be the disasters I write and then loosely call “poetry,” and my pierced nipples.

How the hell did you not mention writing in purple? I know I copied it, but that’s clearly the most unique thing about you.

Also, you’re the only little who can have a discussion about being little without needing her binky.

My closest friends here tell me I'm kind, honest, open, and have a big heart. I hope those things aren't unique to me, though. I get a lot of compliments on my eyes and my voice, so maybe those are unique.

You have the ability to turn Eeyore into a verb.

You also sometimes sound like a Kardashian.

I'm just me.




*strums my fingers and waits*

I think you’re high when you post. A lot.

You didn't like One Direction's version?

I like this version.

Thanks. But I’m going to have to give you a response too. Your boobs are massive.

My booger humour is second to none.

Your face is like the cure for the coronavirus.

what would I get to make fun of if I didn't have a song from you? your character? meh, those jokes get old.

You’re a guy and you’re not annoying as shit.

I’m usually an open book from the get-go when talking to someone - no subterfuge, no being coy (mainly because I’ve never been able to pull off coy), if you want to know something about me, ask and you’ll get a real answer even if it’s not glamorous or fun.
I’ve found that’s not usually the norm when talking to people here


oh and I post boobs AND my face (separately usually but still) apparently that’s “unique” or dumb, depending on who you ask

You should’ve just said the boobs and the face thing. Leave out the other rubbish.

Also, you like to fight but then quickly run and cry. But you’re alright.

I think what draws people to me (what I hear the most) is that I’m sincere and genuine. I care about people. If i can tell someone is hurting, i reach out. If someone says something fun or interesting, I reach out and let them know. I’m real and vulnerable and i think people can sense that and are drawn to me for that reason.

I’m also fun, witty, have a great smile and ok tits, so I have that going for me as well. Oh and humble.

Whoring.

Unique?
I meet the people I love from Lit, in the flesh.

Oxford comma.

I think the only thing unique about me here is empathy. I listen, and care more than most about people in general. Some would say too much.

I will go out of my way (even if its subconsciously) to avoid hurting someone's feelings unnecessarily. Which, given my propensity for honesty in discourse, means I far more often say nothing at all than offer opinions to people.

I don't know if that's unique, but it's outside the observable norm as such.

So I earn Zzzzzzz's from Pmann. My personality is far more unique as a distinguishing characteristic than anyrhing physical.

Eeyoreing from a male perspective.

I suppose I could say that I'm interesting to talk to, trusty, and a pretty girl - but none of those are all that unique.

My gut response to this question is that I make people feel good about themselves. Some might say I'm good for an ego boost. I like making others feel special, especially if they are doubting it themselves.

I've been told I have a warm smile, so I'll go with that.

I'm fairly innocent (occasionally naïve), but not dumb. Someone mentioned recently that even when I do some not so innocent things, I still come off as innocent. I'm ok with that

I'm beyond organized. If you want to be more productive or get to a zero inbox, I'm your gal!

Too much nice stuff. I don’t know about trusty.

Your unique feature is that you think Christina Hendricks has tits that are too big. That’s the worst thing I’ve seen on this site.

I guess I'm unique in the sense that I play in public.

I also don't take myself seriously.

And it doesn't help that I'm 6'2, Australian with the ability to quick wit with the funniest here.

Plus, I have a really impressive title.

You’re alright. Those are actually quite unique.

i know how to make a proper French 75.

and I don't wear my baseball cap backwards.

I don’t know what the first one is. But it’s French. So fuck that.

 

[Lord Pmann]

This is how it’s done, peeps:

I’m funny. Check.

I can draw like Picasso. Check.

I give good conversation without turning it into sex. Check.

I’m not ashamed to say most things people would normally only think. Muthafuckin check.

I create the best Lit threads. Double check.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Ok ok let’s try this again.

I do more “whoring” (Pmann calls it whoring, I call it “connecting”) and flirting in one day than most people do in a month. Ha!

ETA: This was said in jest, to be clear.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ok ok let’s try this again.

I do more “whoring” (Pmann calls it whoring, I call it “connecting”) and flirting in one day than most people do in a month. Ha!

ETA: This was said in jest, to be clear.

Perfect. It’s honest.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Ain't nuthin' unique about me.

Ain't everyone a walking oxymoron?

 

[DeckardNYC]

Unique? Ha ha ha! There's nothing new under the sun. Everything you think, say and do has, in its basic form, been done by many others, in centuries of human history. We are the same as the ancient Greeks, with different toys and surface problems, but the same basic needs, motivations and desires.

 

[Moochienanu]

Alright. You motherfuckers are to blame for what’s about to happen. I said no humblebrags or “I’m not special” posts. Yet here we are. So now I have to go and come up with what I think is unique about you. And you know I can be a real pill.

(These things are said with love, but I warned ye)



How the hell did you not mention writing in purple? I know I copied it, but that’s clearly the most unique thing about you.

Also, you’re the only little who can have a discussion about being little without needing her binky.

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It’s funny, but I didn’t even consider that as unique. When I write an original post (my ampic thread or a poem in the poetry forum) I don’t change my font colour, but I forget that many of you here in the PG only see my random posts here which are all purple.

As far as that other statement, I’m unsure I could qualify for that uniqueness. CascadiaBound is a great example of someone who can have a very good discussion about being little.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I saw a meme once that said something along the lines of how Eeyore was an inspiring part of the story because he suffered from a mental illness - depression - yet his friends still loved him and invited him to do things. I liked that.

Don’t Eeyore on my Eeyore comment.

Ain't nuthin' unique about me.

Ain't everyone a walking oxymoron?

You are unique, my friend! I would not have guessed a lot of things I’ve learnt about you over the last few months.

 

[Lord Pmann]

It’s funny, but I didn’t even consider that as unique. When I write an original post (my ampic thread or a poem in the poetry forum) I don’t change my font colour, but I forget that many of you here in the PG only see my random posts here which are all purple.

As far as that other statement, I’m unsure I could qualify for that uniqueness. CascadiaBound is a great example of someone who can have a very good discussion about being little.

you and i (when i am identifying as little) are the only two who do that. teehee

 

[blade_rocknut]

It’s funny, but I didn’t even consider that as unique. When I write an original post (my ampic thread or a poem in the poetry forum) I don’t change my font colour, but I forget that many of you here in the PG only see my random posts here which are all purple.

As far as that other statement, I’m unsure I could qualify for that uniqueness. CascadiaBound is a great example of someone who can have a very good discussion about being little.

I find your identification as a little to be a smidge oxymoronic as well, because I regard you, and I'm sure others do; as confident, self assured, and someone who's in charge of her being. I understand that one's sexual self =/= their social or professional self necessarily...I'm a breathing example of such.
I'm rather familiar with males who hold powerful roles in their public life having a secret need to be submissive or otherwise find relief from the responsibility.

I find female examples of such more intriguing.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Don’t Eeyore on my Eeyore comment.


You are unique, my friend! I would not have guessed a lot of things I’ve learnt about you over the last few months.

Whatsa matter; never met a genderfluid Libertarian guitar picker before?

 

[StacyLeigh]

Too much nice stuff. I don’t know about trusty.

Your unique feature is that you think Christina Hendricks has tits that are too big. That’s the worst thing I’ve seen on this site.

Because I’m fucking nice as shit, motherfucker. Fuck you.

I’m a great confidant to most, but I’m currently selling Pmann Secrets to the highest bidder.

And I stand by my opinion of Christina’s tits. I prefer tits that are closer to perfect - like mine

Uh huh.

 

[Suz_anne]

Alright. You motherfuckers are to blame for what’s about to happen. I said no humblebrags or “I’m not special” posts. Yet here we are. So now I have to go and come up with what I think is unique about you. And you know I can be a real pill.


Your face is like the cure for the coronavirus.

Adorable, full of hope & promise yet not visible on the near horizon? A-yup.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Whatsa matter; never met a genderfluid Libertarian guitar picker before?

I have not. You are the first, indeed.

Aw, just choosing to look on the brighter side instead of seeing it as an unflattering description. It's all about perspective.

Since when do you look at the brighter side of things?

Because I’m fucking nice as shit, motherfucker. Fuck you.

I’m a great confidant to most, but I’m currently selling Pmann Secrets to the highest bidder.

And I stand by my opinion of Christina’s tits. I prefer tits that are closer to perfect - like mine

Uh huh.

I have no shame. So my secrets are worth nothing. Everyone here knows I’ve stuck my dick in a vacuum.

I can only attest to Christina’s boobs and their perfection. Unfortunately for the Titty Research Organization, I am no longer the official Lit Titty Authenticator, as I have one set I tend to authenticate over and over.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Adorable, full of hope & promise yet not visible on the near horizon? A-yup.

Elusive.

 

[parker77]

Whatsa matter; never met a genderfluid Libertarian guitar picker before?

dime a dozen!

nah, you know better. i already wrote a long verse about all your special artistry, ‘bout nine years ago. just refer P-dude to that.

 

[Sh75]

I like to be unique by being devoid of humour, boring as batshit and completely disinterested with anything but what i have to say in the conversation. It works for.me

 

[Trekka]

I’ve never shown Pmann even a smidge of tit.
Not sure if that makes me unique, or him...

What else.

I have matching bleached deer skulls festooned with dried flora on either side of my bed.
I can draw anything that I can see.
I may listen to Skrillex and Leadbelly in the same day.
I write naughty pretty well but can’t dirty talk with my actual mouth for hell.
Plus dry acerbic wit.
And natural blonde.

Oh! And:

I have less degrees and titles than Aussie but I suspect I’m just as smart.

 

[blade_rocknut]

I’ve never shown Pmann even a smidge of tit.
Not sure if that makes me unique, or him...

What else.

I have matching bleached deer skulls festooned with dried flora on either side of my bed.
I can draw anything that I can see.
I may listen to Skrillex and Leadbelly in the same day.
I write naughty pretty well but can’t dirty talk with my actual mouth for hell.
Plus dry acerbic wit.
And natural blonde.

Oh! And:

I have less degrees and titles than Aussie but I suspect I’m just as smart.

I just felt a little bit of pre cum ooze out.
That was fucking. Hawt.

You sure do got a purty mouff.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I just felt a little bit of pre cum ooze out.
That was fucking. Hawt.

You sure do got a purty mouff.

Mmmhmm... she sure does.

 

[Dribble]

I just felt a little bit of pre cum ooze out.
That was fucking. Hawt.

You sure do got a purty mouff.

And she rocks those rabbit ears

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Pmann.
“I think you’re high when you post. A lot.”

That’s the best you can do?
Hmmmm....
slightly disappointed in your lack of creativity there.
No need to still be disappointment and completely let down because I didn’t let you judge my tits over on your thread.
It’s okay lil fella.

 

[Trekka]

I just felt a little bit of pre cum ooze out.
That was fucking. Hawt.

You sure do got a purty mouff.

I had you in mind when I mentioned my boudoir deer skulls.

And she rocks those rabbit ears

You should see my zebra ears.

Pmann.
“I think you’re high when you post. A lot.”

That’s the best you can do?
Hmmmm....
slightly disappointed in your lack of creativity there.
No need to still be disappointment and completely let down because I didn’t let you judge my tits over on your thread.
It’s okay lil fella.

I think his dick is in his hand when he posts. From the bathroom at work. A lot.