Litiquette V

[LWulf]

Quick hitter. Where do you draw the line? And not sexual, and yes I know it's vague. Pretty sure you all can handle it.

I draw the line with careful precision and with the least amount of ambiguity, and yes I know it's vague. Pretty sure you can handle it.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Quick hitter. Where do you draw the line? And not sexual, and yes I know it's vague. Pretty sure you all can handle it.

When illogical out weighs logical by 51%. But that only applies on the third Tuesday of every month and never before noon CST. And never, and I mean never on a filthy Friday are any major decisions made. Any other time line drawings happens - well, when ever you damn well please.

 

[tnman03]

When illogical out weighs logical by 51%. But that only applies on the third Tuesday of every month and never before noon CST. And never, and I mean never on a filthy Friday are any major decisions made. Any other time line drawings happens - well, when ever you damn well please.

lol.... Well said... it sure as hell suits the question.

 

[ChainedUp]

lol.... Well said... it sure as hell suits the question.

Hey now, no piling on the question with pot shots from the cheap seats if you aren't even going to answer the question. I've got a citation book and I'll fucking use it!

 

[tnman03]

Hey now, no piling on the question with pot shots from the cheap seats if you aren't even going to answer the question. I've got a citation book and I'll fucking use it!

lol... okay

Quick hitter. Where do you draw the line? And not sexual, and yes I know it's vague. Pretty sure you all can handle it.

Simple answers.

When repair costs exceed any semblance of remaining value someone else can have it and turn it into a project. Or when the times escaped me and I can't go back and redo what I failed to do then. Maybe I might draw the line at not laughing at the absurdity of conjuring up further verbiage here?

 

[rubydlite]

Hey now, no piling on the question with pot shots from the cheap seats if you aren't even going to answer the question. I've got a citation book and I'll fucking use it!

Ohhhh bossy pants. I like it.

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

Quick hitter. Where do you draw the line? And not sexual, and yes I know it's vague. Pretty sure you all can handle it.

7.5 inches past my comfort zone

 

[base10]

Quick hitter. Where do you draw the line? And not sexual, and yes I know it's vague. Pretty sure you all can handle it.

I draw the line wherever the fuck I want to. It’s that simple.

 

[Trekka]

Ooooh is bossy Chained back in the saddle?

Tell me where the line is, Papa C... c'mon tell me...

So I can dance right over it

 

[default24]

Ooooh is bossy Chained back in the saddle?

Tell me where the line is, Papa C... c'mon tell me...

So I can dance right over it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV-Z1YwaOiw&t=1m17s

 

[dacoach44]

Was it Hepburn who said....

There are signs directing us all through life. Stop, No Entry, Don't Feed the Bears. I wonder the value of these signs, I suspect many use them as guidance only. I'm not saying we should devolve into complete anarchy but who really follows all the guidance we are given. Is it an all or nothing game? What guidance do you never adhere?

"You obey all the rules; you miss all the fun?" Traffic signs depend on the situation. Speed limits signs are to be ignored in Illinois, since everyone goes 80 in the 70. That 40 MPH curve can be taken at 55 easily. On a switchback by Canon City, Colo. (or in that area) you dont need a sign to slow down.

But other signs have to be figgered out. Thats one of the fun parts of being an Army cop; we think we know what rules we can break....

 

[ChainedUp]

Following signs. Knowing where the line is. I thought for sure someone would put those two together better.

Then again, this has never been a linked thread, just a chained one. Laughs, I crack myself up.

Are you as funny as you think? What would your friends say if asked? And is being funny something you find to be important to your personality? Does it help you "lure them in"?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I lure them in with T & A.

The funny's just a bonus.

 

[ChainedUp]

I lure them in with T & A.

The funny's just a bonus.

The room may require verification of this...

 

[LWulf]

Are you as funny as you think?
What would your friends say if asked?
And is being funny something you find to be important to your personality?
Does it help you "lure them in"?

I'm a gaul dang legend in my own mind!

I'm not sure what my friends would say, but my sister would say "He thinks he's funny." (all the while with a sour puss face)

Yes, I used to go to far ranged limits to make my family laugh, after my parents were arguing, and I've been that way since I was 4 or 5. After all, who wants to be a fucking sour puss face?

Contrarily, no. I am the goofball from hell, because I like people to laugh. I don't "'lure' them in." I want a woman to like me for me, or not at all.

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

Humor is a panty dropper!!
And I'm pretty hilarious if I say so myself... not always on purpose though

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

The room may require verification of this...

I don't lure them in a room at a time!

 

[Suz_anne]

Are you as funny as you think? What would your friends say if asked? And is being funny something you find to be important to your personality? Does it help you "lure them in"?

https://i.imgur.com/lu6amWX.gif

 

[ChainedUp]

If you had to do it all over again, would you lose your virginity the same way? Would you want to know as little as you did back then or would you rather bring all your links to it the very first time.

 

[Trekka]

If you had to do it all over again, would you lose your virginity the same way? Would you want to know as little as you did back then or would you rather bring all your links to it the very first time.

Lost virginity pre-internet. No links involved.

Yeah, I’d do it the same way. Gotta start somewhere. A journey of a thousand miles n all...

 

[LWulf]

If you had to do it all over again, would you lose your virginity the same way? Would you want to know as little as you did back then or would you rather bring all your links to it the very first time.

Likewise, that was pre-internet days. I did it the old fashioned way and cracked open some books to learn; I was hardly unversed the first time. Would I have wanted to do it differently? Yes, I lost my virginity at 22, and wasted 4 good years for nothing, but no internet links or even a library of books could have prepared me to not wait.

 

[ChainedUp]

Memorial Day here in the States is the official unofficial kick off of summer. Most usually kicked off by some backyard grilling. In my years, I've come to learn that BBQ is not universial and often times everyone thinks theirs is best.

So tell us, how do you define BBQ and why should we believe it to be best?

 

[Suz_anne]

Memorial Day here in the States is the official unofficial kick off of summer. Most usually kicked off by some backyard grilling. In my years, I've come to learn that BBQ is not universial and often times everyone thinks theirs is best.

So tell us, how do you define BBQ and why should we believe it to be best?

I don't pretend to be a BBQ master. My husband rarely lets me get close to the grill - it is his domain. My definition of BBQ is simple - anything cooked on a grill over an open flame is BBQ to me.

That being said - someone who knows how to do the slow cooking BBQ in a smoker or a pit...well, that's practically pornography to me.

 

[tnman03]

To me BBQ is meat cooked in a BBQ pit or a smoker. It’s all about the right temperature and smoke flavor. My preferences are a Boston Butt for pulled BBQ (please don’t chop good pork BBQ), pork ribs, and beef or pork tenderloin. I’ll also BBQ a beef roast and slice it up for BBQ. Veggies do go into the cooker too. If you haven’t cooked a half of a pig or a whole pig over a pit then you’ve missed out on an experience. Everything else like hamburgers, boneless chicken breasts, hot wings, steaks and fish are grilled on propane or charcoal grills.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Memorial Day here in the States is the official unofficial kick off of summer. Most usually kicked off by some backyard grilling. In my years, I've come to learn that BBQ is not universial and often times everyone thinks theirs is best.

So tell us, how do you define BBQ and why should we believe it to be best?

OK I'll bite....

Here in the south (and yes I am a Yankee), BBQ is a way of life...and therefore a thing of beauty and something to fight over. Hamburgers, hot dogs, steaks, pork chops, and vegetables cooked over an open flame do not qualify. That's grilling.

BBQ consists of large portions of meat...and can be, but not always accompanied by a sauce of some sort, which can be tomato/smoke, vinegar or even mustard based. Meats that can be considered for BBQ are ribs (both beef and pork), brisket (usually beef), pork shoulder or loin, which is pulled and served plain or with BBQ sauce, and chicken. These meats are usually, but not always, set overnight covered a rub of your own making/concoction and then slow cooked over a period of hours -- usually not less than 5 or 6. Cooking a whole pig is an all day affair which is something that I've done, but I would prefer to hire this gargantuan task out to a professional, if I choose to do it again.

Here's why my BBQ sauce could be considered to be pretty darn good -- I would never call it the best -- when I've served it on ribs, pulled pork, or chicken to my southern friends, they almost always ask me if they can buy a jar or two. Anyone who asks for the recipe is to be scorned and ridiculed. Because all BBQ folks would rather die than part with their BBQing secrets.