Litiquette V

[hotwords229_A]

I'm not a linguist, but I'm willing to bet anything that she chose those words REALLY carefully

Actually, I've heard you were a very cunning linguist

(most obvious worst joke ever--I'm actually ashamed of myself for that one)

 

[Trekka]

I'm not one much for snacks. If I'm going to dine, I want a full meal, as many courses as can be prepared.

C'mon. Like you don't enjoy the dreamy naughty deliciousness of a #1 with a Coke every once in a while.

I'm not a linguist, but I'm willing to bet anything that she chose those words REALLY carefully

You had me at linguist.

 

[dacoach44]

that reminds me...

Diffo between chorus line and circus? Cunning array of stunts. Get it, lol?

 

[default24]

Actually, I've heard you were a very cunning linguist
Who have you been talking to???

(most obvious worst joke ever--I'm actually ashamed of myself for that one)

You had me at linguist.

It took that long? Damn, I'm losing it

Diffo between chorus line and circus? Cunning array of stunts. Get it, lol?

A stunning array of cunts, right?

 

[dacoach44]

O Dear....

It took that long? Damn, I'm losing it



A stunning array of cunts, right?

Swearing on Lit....swoon.

 

[Suz_anne]

Defaulty is definitely swoon-worthy.

 

[ChainedUp]

Defaulty is definitely swoon-worthy.

I need to step my swoon game up. I've got filth down, but swoon could use some work....

 

[Suz_anne]

I need to step my swoon game up. I've got filth down, but swoon could use some work....

Did you notice how his av is mostly naked and stuff? That's a good start....

 

[default24]

I need to step my swoon game up. I've got filth down, but swoon could use some work....

I got you.
Step 1. Steal your profile pics from the interwebs. Google "smoking hottest guy in the world"
Step 2. See what the ladies like and then make yourself like those things. I don't care if you're not into it at first, you'll learn to like it
Step 3. ???
Step 4. Profit

 

[hotwords229_A]

Did you notice how his av is mostly naked and stuff? That's a good start....

What about the implication of nudity to come, like, oh I don't know, a guy with Stripper cuffs and a bow tie?

 

[dacoach44]

Wow Susie....

Defaulty is definitely swoon-worthy.

a new word, so cute.........

 

[dacoach44]

OK,hot smoking dame....

https://i.imgur.com/w0zSAhF.jpg

 

[Suz_anne]

What about the implication of nudity to come, like, oh I don't know, a guy with Stripper cuffs and a bow tie?

*nods vigorously* Yes, yes, yes...

Another good start, Papa C...^^^

 

[dacoach44]

Yep....

always sexier than just right quick butt ass naked.




https://i.imgur.com/FgKEVAJ.jpg


Speaking of ass...

 

[Little_Sister]

I got you.

I don't care if you're not into it at first, you'll learn to like it

Best advise ever given on lit to date.

 

[dacoach44]

OK, for the damas....

https://i.imgur.com/oUd42Gd.jpg


I mean, I think he looks hot.

 

[Trekka]

I got you.
Step 1. Steal your profile pics from the interwebs. Google "smoking hottest guy in the world"
Step 2. See what the ladies like and then make yourself like those things. I don't care if you're not into it at first, you'll learn to like it
Step 3. ???
Step 4. Profit

Step 3 should probably involve chocolate and spankings. Just a thought.

 

[dacoach44]

Well now...

Step 3 should probably involve chocolate and spankings. Just a thought.

I always keep a couple of bars of choco in the fridge. Not for me....

 

[dacoach44]

Right, Lil Sista....

Best advise ever given on lit to date.

I have learned a LOT from Litsters; so very informative.

 

[ChainedUp]

For those of us in places where we have very distinct seasons, some are loved, others loathed. Do you think that the season of the year affects your sex life? We all have homes where we can control the temperature so it shouldn't ever be too hot or too cold to play. But does it matter?

 

[hotwords229_A]

For those of us in places where we have very distinct seasons, some are loved, others loathed. Do you think that the season of the year affects your sex life? We all have homes where we can control the temperature so it shouldn't ever be too hot or too cold to play. But does it matter?

There is a definite intensification of horniness that occurs in the Spring for me.

 

[curvyangel1969]

For those of us in places where we have very distinct seasons, some are loved, others loathed. Do you think that the season of the year affects your sex life? We all have homes where we can control the temperature so it shouldn't ever be too hot or too cold to play. But does it matter?

For me. It seems like it increases in spring and fall.

 

[dacoach44]

Spring....

For me. It seems like it increases in spring and fall.

The time for new life! Plant seeds, plough the dirt....

 

[SMNaughtywife]

For those of us in places where we have very distinct seasons, some are loved, others loathed. Do you think that the season of the year affects your sex life? We all have homes where we can control the temperature so it shouldn't ever be too hot or too cold to play. But does it matter?

Nah... I’m consistently insatiable every season.
Bonus: And my house is always about 72-73 degrees. I thought really hard how to make that statement filthy, but nothin. I’ll keep brainstorming.

 

[Suz_anne]

For those of us in places where we have very distinct seasons, some are loved, others loathed. Do you think that the season of the year affects your sex life? We all have homes where we can control the temperature so it shouldn't ever be too hot or too cold to play. But does it matter?

It definitely has an effect on things like the location and time of day for the making of the love. But no real effect on frequency. Any month is a good month for boning.