Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%
  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%
  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%
  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%

  • Total voters
    317
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To my fellow litsters, it's been fun. But the week has been long and I need to recharge the batteries. I'll leave you with this:

Glory holes, yes or no?
Nope. I don't get the appeal...for either party. :confused:



p.s. This question made me miss Pmann and the response he'd bring to the table. That fucker would probably make a business case for a glory hole franchise.
 
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Nope. I don't get the appeal...for either party. :confused:



p.s. This question made me miss Pmann and the response he'd bring to the table. That fucker would probably make a business case for a glory hole franchise.

I MISS THE PMANN TOO!

Glory holes: Gawsh guys, I think I'm ... is there something wrong with me?

1. They amuse me - a dick in a hole? thats just funny
2. I'm kinda fascinated by them -- the whole sex with strangers kink
3. The history! The mystique around them! Like we are gonna cut holes in walls so we can discreetly (or not so discreetly) suck cock?! That's kinda brilliant.
4. Imagine being the receiver? Putting your tits into holes and letting strangers feel them? Cmon. Don't act like that didn't AT MINIMUM make you go "hmm"

I mean, it could be Chris Hemsworth on the other end. In my mind it is, anyhow.

But namely, they're funny. I say pro-glory hole. Not sure id ever use one with complete and utter strange cock, but glad they exist.

Overall a positive contribution to society :D
 
Glory holes: Gawsh guys, I think I'm ... is there something wrong with me?

But namely, they're funny. I say pro-glory hole. Not sure id ever use one with complete and utter strange cock, but glad they exist.

Overall a positive contribution to society :D

For the record, I fully support the existence of glory holes and their users. I just couldn't stick my dick in one, not because I'm afraid of who might be on the other side with the intention of a little sucky-sucky, but because all I would be able to picture is a guillotine.

I also always think the elevator is going to drop as I step between it and the floor too. It's just the thought that goes through my mind, I can't help it. :rolleyes:
 
Yeah, because let's be honest...it ain't Chris Hemsworth or Gal Gadot on the other side.
 
Gal Godot, she's just not my style. Can't quite put a finger on it. Maybe it's because I'm supposed to think she's incredible. Yes, I'm sure that's why, now that I think of it.

Is there anyone that you just can't seem to understand why everyone else fawns all over them? Have you sorted out why?
 
Gal Godot, she's just not my style. Can't quite put a finger on it. Maybe it's because I'm supposed to think she's incredible. Yes, I'm sure that's why, now that I think of it.

Is there anyone that you just can't seem to understand why everyone else fawns all over them? Have you sorted out why?

Rob Lowe
Brad Pitt
Tom Cruise

Of course they are all older now. But I never got a appeal.

ETA I'm just not much into "pretty" boys
 
To my fellow litsters, it's been fun. But the week has been long and I need to recharge the batteries. I'll leave you with this:

Glory holes, yes or no?

I'll read your replies later this weekend

Wow, I think I missed a bunch of these....

No, I'm not into anonymous stuff. I like to know someone. For almost everything.

certainly for that.
 
Gal Godot, she's just not my style. Can't quite put a finger on it. Maybe it's because I'm supposed to think she's incredible. Yes, I'm sure that's why, now that I think of it.

Is there anyone that you just can't seem to understand why everyone else fawns all over them? Have you sorted out why?

So, catching up a little.

Yeah, there's a lot.
For example, I really thought the "Bones" Character and Emily Deschanel was awesome. Yet somehow everyone was all hyped up about her sister Zooey. While both are lovely women...I just don't get it.

I guess I just like "the girl next door" type more....*shrugs*
 
Rob Lowe
Brad Pitt
Tom Cruise

Of course they are all older now. But I never got a appeal.

ETA I'm just not much into "pretty" boys

I can concur in all of those.

Also, Hayden Panitterie. Hubby had a huge crush on her.

And the Kardashians.

But, they've got the fans for a reason...
 
There are so many guys that fap hard to them. I. Don't. Get. It.

Honestly, me either. I need a woman with an intellect. Plus physically, to me...they were ...fake? Caricatures?

I hate to say that. I don't like to put people down or judge people (oh, who the fuck am I kidding...I'm judgmental as hell...). And I'm totally good with the idea that there are different things that attract different people.

And I guess...isn't that great???? Like, if all women only liked Brad Pitt, I'd be ...left out.
And if all men only liked Kim Kardashian, well...there's a lot of unhappy women then.

But it seems like certain "types" get a lot of media attention. And I often don't get it.

Good Question Chained!
 
Keira Knightley. Admittedly, I am the slender type. But she is just...bone thin! It's creepy.

The Kardashians. :confused:
 
Gal Godot, she's just not my style. Can't quite put a finger on it. Maybe it's because I'm supposed to think she's incredible. Yes, I'm sure that's why, now that I think of it.

Is there anyone that you just can't seem to understand why everyone else fawns all over them? Have you sorted out why?

Tom Hardy. Meh. And that whole group of Evans/Hemsworth boys with names like Chris and Liam and Luke. Just meh.

I think I'm getting old. *sigh*
 
Gal Godot, she's just not my style. Can't quite put a finger on it. Maybe it's because I'm supposed to think she's incredible. Yes, I'm sure that's why, now that I think of it.

Is there anyone that you just can't seem to understand why everyone else fawns all over them? Have you sorted out why?

I can't understand all the (mostly male) adulation for Emma Watson. She was a poor actress as a child, and remains so as a grown woman. Furthermore, all the pervy attention she received as she was reaching adulthood was completely yuck.
 
Tom Hardy. Meh. And that whole group of Evans/Hemsworth boys with names like Chris and Liam and Luke. Just meh.

I think I'm getting old. *sigh*

You just used Thor's name in vain.

This e-friendship is over.
 
Tom Hardy. Meh. And that whole group of Evans/Hemsworth boys with names like Chris and Liam and Luke. Just meh.

I think I'm getting old. *sigh*

No you're not...you're perfect.

Keira Knightley. Admittedly, I am the slender type. But she is just...bone thin! It's creepy.

The Kardashians. :confused:

And Calista Flockheart.

Kardashians??? Aren't they an alien race from Deep Space Nine???🤔

LMAO...that's right!!!!!
 
You just used Thor's name in vain.

This e-friendship is over.

You're thinking about this all wrong. It's a good thing that we have different tastes in men. Now we don't have to ever fight over Thor.

We'll just have to figure out a different reason to mud wrestle. :kiss:
 
You're thinking about this all wrong. It's a good thing that we have different tastes in men. Now we don't have to ever fight over Thor.

We'll just have to figure out a different reason to mud wrestle. :kiss:

Dibs on Don Draper?

*oils up and stretches

I anticipate a full on 3-way brawl over this one. Aussie responds to the name "Don Draper" like Commissioner Gordon responds to a ringing Bat-Phone

*hydrates

She should be here any minute

*does push ups and waits
 
You're thinking about this all wrong. It's a good thing that we have different tastes in men. Now we don't have to ever fight over Thor.

We'll just have to figure out a different reason to mud wrestle. :kiss:

Dibs on Don Draper?

*oils up and stretches

I anticipate a full on 3-way brawl over this one. Aussie responds to the name "Don Draper" like Commissioner Gordon responds to a ringing Bat-Phone

*hydrates

She should be here any minute

*does push ups and waits

Pulls up chair and sits down to watch....
 
Expectations. We all have them and proper management of them is key to happiness. But we can't help having them. Wanting more, expecting the worst. Not having any expectations is apathaty and that's a sure way to lose yourself. But, how do you control them? Is there anything wrong with wanting more the next time?

For me, meeting raised expectations has a better return than lowering them and hoping for the best. What's your plan?
 
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