Litiquette V

[Trekka]

Papa C...sounds like Trekka will lick your chocolate starfish.

And who says I haven't tried it???

Whoa whoa whoa. Hold yer horses. There's extensive hoops to jump through before salad is tossed. References, background check, etc. I'm selectively anal.

So you've tried it then? Not a fan?

Suz I feel like you're missing out on a whole wide world of sexy butt stuff!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

See, I'll do butt stuff, but won't give the BJ the finish it deserves. I can see a substitute (or simply a double the trouble) situation that could really work for us.

That makes me wonder: why can I wrap my head around the possibility of poop, but the mere thought of semen makes me nauseated? #DeepAussieThoughts

 

[aussiegeekygal]

So, with the holidays becoming smaller in our rear view mirrors and depths of winter settling in (for me at least) what pick me ups do you use to get you through January? Any special winter tricks, toys or taboos that you employ to bridge the gap until spring?

I'm such a grown up. I pay off debt in the early months of the year. It feels pretty freaking awesome to do so. Nothing gets me hornier than not having to worry about year end finances anymore (just ask the hubby)

Also, really cold weather is conducive to snuggles and snuggle sex. That's quite delicious.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

So, with the holidays becoming smaller in our rear view mirrors and depths of winter settling in (for me at least) what pick me ups do you use to get you through January? Any special winter tricks, toys or taboos that you employ to bridge the gap until spring?

January is usually a pretty busy time for me, and this year will be for sure.
I won't go into details, but "things start up" and I have a number of professional obligations in late January and early February (which require some preparation).

The other thing I do like about January is getting cozy under blankets in the dead of winter. It's nice. And this year might be especially nice.

 

[Trekka]

See, I'll do butt stuff, but won't give the BJ the finish it deserves. I can see a substitute (or simply a double the trouble) situation that could really work for us.

That makes me wonder: why can I wrap my head around the possibility of poop, but the mere thought of semen makes me nauseated? #DeepAussieThoughts

Ah, 'saright. More for me!

(Also about this double-trouble...)

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*scampers in*

I cannot wait to lick a man's arse!

Pat the bed and tell him to hop up there with his bum in the air. Smack his cheeks and peel them apart before diving in. Making him moan and squirm with nose, lips and tongue.

Sounds like a good time, don't it?!

*scampers out again*

 

[Suz_anne]

I'm totally down with sexy butt stuff - with the exception of sticking my tongue on or in one. Y'all enjoy your raging case of giardia.

I am also down with double (triple?) trouble situation. We may need to develop a system of hand signals or tap-outs or something...

 

[ChainedUp]

I'm totally down with sexy butt stuff - with the exception of sticking my tongue on or in one. Y'all enjoy your raging case of giardia.

I am also down with double (triple?) trouble situation. We may need to develop a system of hand signals or tap-outs or something...

Seems like something the OP should work on and then test....

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm totally down with sexy butt stuff - with the exception of sticking my tongue on or in one. Y'all enjoy your raging case of giardia.

I am also down with double (triple?) trouble situation. We may need to develop a system of hand signals or tap-outs or something...

Nipple tweaks should do the trick.

 

[hedonisatlurist]

Nipple tweaks should do the trick.

Smile I also like to tweak and pinch and pull. I like my ass licked after a shower when its nice and clean

 

[ChainedUp]

When you wake up horny, does it set the mood for the day or is it more like the first itch to scratch and then move on? And what makes you horny early on, a dream, a memwory of the night before, and email you awoke to, cruising lit? Will you act on it or let it simmer?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

When you wake up horny, does it set the mood for the day or is it more like the first itch to scratch and then move on? And what makes you horny early on, a dream, a memwory of the night before, and email you awoke to, cruising lit? Will you act on it or let it simmer?

Normally it's an itch, but if I scratch it, it definitely sets the mood for the remainder of the day.

Topically for me it's because of a hot dream I've had. Granted, the odds of having a hot deal are increased if I've been misbehaving the night before.

 

[Endless_Night]

Morning is not a sexy time for me. This question does not compute.

 

[ChainedUp]

Morning is not a sexy time for me. This question does not compute.

Blasphemy!

 

[Suz_anne]

I'm kind of with EN on this one - morning is not my favorite time of the day for sexy time. I mean, I'm not going to refuse...but I prefer other times of the day.

If I have an itch, I like to let it build through the day. Almost like edging that itch. Which makes for a spectacular ending later on.

 

[ChainedUp]

I'm kind of with EN on this one - morning is not my favorite time of the day for sexy time. I mean, I'm not going to refuse...but I prefer other times of the day.

If I have an itch, I like to let it build through the day. Almost like edging that itch. Which makes for a spectacular ending later on.

Hmmm, perhaps an early scratch followed by something more spectacular later

 

[Suz_anne]

Hmmm, perhaps an early scratch followed by something more spectacular later

I get that you boys all get morning wood and want to start the day off with bang. And I'm down to accommodate. I'm just saying that my preference would be to forego the morning and let the frenzy build until later in the day.

It's worth it. Trust me.

 

[ChainedUp]

It's worth it. Trust me.

Seems to me I've heard that line, you better not telling me a fib....

 

[justasimplegirl]

When you wake up horny, does it set the mood for the day or is it more like the first itch to scratch and then move on? And what makes you horny early on, a dream, a memwory of the night before, and email you awoke to, cruising lit? Will you act on it or let it simmer?

I prefer to take care of it in the morning. A nice morning O puts me in a good mood and it makes me feel sexy. That sexy confidence combined with thoughts about the morning romp that pop in my head throughout the day generally have me ready for another round by nightfall. *shrugs*

 

[Trekka]

When you wake up horny, does it set the mood for the day or is it more like the first itch to scratch and then move on? And what makes you horny early on, a dream, a memwory of the night before, and email you awoke to, cruising lit? Will you act on it or let it simmer?

If I'm horny in the morning it's usually hormones. I'm estrogen's bitch.

And hell yes I scratch that itch. I scratch that itch well. I scratch that itch backwards forwards upside down and sideways.



...On that note, Happy New Years to all the Litiquette peeps! May you all start 2018 off tomorrow morning with a bang.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

When you wake up horny, does it set the mood for the day or is it more like the first itch to scratch and then move on? And what makes you horny early on, a dream, a memwory of the night before, and email you awoke to, cruising lit? Will you act on it or let it simmer?

Most time it sets my mood for the day. If I can’t scratch the itch right away, it builds into something fierce. Good chance that night I’ll turn into a hungry little temptress nibbling away at what I want.

A variety of things can set it off, but the other morning it was waking up rested, awesome sex the night before and an email.

 

[Trekka]

Most time it sets my mood for the day. If I can’t scratch the itch right away, it builds into something fierce. Good chance that night I’ll turn into a hungry little temptress nibbling away at what I want.

A variety of things can set it off, but the other morning it was waking up rested, awesome sex the night before and an email.

I was gonna say sleep! Hormones and sleep. Makes this mama all hot n bothered.
Clean my house for me and it's game on.

Like, ON. With no off button.

Insatiable.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I was gonna say sleep! Hormones and sleep. Makes this mama all hot n bothered.
Clean my house for me and it's game on.

Like, ON. With no off button.

Insatiable.

Slides next to you on the couch and watches the BF clean house.
Never mind us, we’ll stay out of the way.
Fingers trailing up your thigh and smiles.

 

[ImSinister]

I was gonna say sleep! Hormones and sleep. Makes this mama all hot n bothered.
Clean my house for me and it's game on.

Like, ON. With no off button.

Insatiable.

I'll be right over with my cleaning supplies

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I was gonna say sleep! Hormones and sleep. Makes this mama all hot n bothered.
Clean my house for me and it's game on.

Like, ON. With no off button.

Insatiable.

My favorite gift for anyone is a maid.

Getting married? Have a maid!
Had a baby? Have a maid!
Oh, it's Tuesday? Have a maid!

Nothing is sexier than a clean house.