Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%
  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%
  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%
  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%

  • Total voters
    317
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Close is good. Very good. :devil:

Endless, I feel like you ought to walk around with a mattress strapped to your back. Think of how many times that could've saved you from concussions when fainting? Also, I can think of at least one other good reason to have a mattress on hand at all times:)

But seriously, your comments warm my heart and my loins. Mostly the latter though, like the Grinch my heart is tragically undersized. In uplifting news, I bet one of those two body parts grew three times today
 
I might have to issue default a citation for being too sexy and lining up women in my thread :eek:
 
You lovely, horny bitches.:heart:
It's pretty close. The arms are similar, but his abs are juuuust a bit better. My pubes just got trimmed down so they're a little different than his but it's pretty fucking close

You had me at "lovely horny bitches."

*peels off panties
 
This is never the wrong thread for panty-less Litsters. If someone was to take off their panties, should it matter what kind of panties they were? Sexy or fuzzy briefs, would it matter when they hit the floor?
 
This is never the wrong thread for panty-less Litsters. If someone was to take off their panties, should it matter what kind of panties they were? Sexy or fuzzy briefs, would it matter when they hit the floor?

Totally matters. If my BF's pants came down to reveal he's sporting a satin g-string underneath ... well, that's it's own brand of awesome. But not necessarily of the sexy variety.

But I'm all for combining comedy with sex. So why not.

However.

If it's more than a one-off silly thing... I'd have no choice but to cut him loose. To each their own, whatever floats yer boat, goodnight n good luck... Peace, Trekka is out.

*returns to shaking my tail at cavemen, hoping they give chase :cattail:
 
I might have to issue default a citation for being too sexy and lining up women in my thread :eek:
:eek:chained thinks default is sexy?? :eek:

Totally matters. If my BF's pants came down to reveal he's sporting a satin g-string underneath ... well, that's it's own brand of awesome. But not necessarily of the sexy variety.

But I'm all for combining comedy with sex. So why not.

However.

If it's more than a one-off silly thing... I'd have no choice but to cut him loose. To each their own, whatever floats yer boat, goodnight n good luck... Peace, Trekka is out.

*returns to shaking my tail at cavemen, hoping they give chase :cattail:
Hummm... i think i could ignore the gstring if he is hot enough. I mean Channing was mouthwatering dressed as Elsa. Bring on the banana hammock baby.
 
And citations are only spankings when spanking is a deterrent. For those that enjoy the pain, well, citations would need to be re-defined.
 
And citations are only spankings when spanking is a deterrent. For those that enjoy the pain, well, citations would need to be re-defined.

I belive there is a line where for even one who enjoys the pain from a spanking, it becomes a sufficient deterrent.
 
I belive there is a line where for even one who enjoys the pain from a spanking, it becomes a sufficient deterrent.

This^. And what about those people for whom spanking isn't a deterrent due to the power exchange element? Rather than about them liking pain.

Errr...I mean...I've heard that's a possibility. :eek:
 
Yes, those. Yes!

But once they got the ground, they become the farthest thing from my mind :devil:

I’m not sure if they’re gonna drop. I’m going to need you to make my legs shift a bit. Raises my eyebrows and smiles.

This^. And what about those people for whom spanking isn't a deterrent due to the power exchange element? Rather than about them liking pain.

Errr...I mean...I've heard that's a possibility. :eek:

Sits by EN, heard something like this before as well.
 
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