Litiquette V

[Lunation]

I was thinking more along the lines of a steamy, yet unconnected and distant romance. One where we never meet, know each other's names, or have any human contact. All play negotiations to be carried out by carrier pigeon, or better yet, raccoons, those wild-eyed minions of the inky night.

If either party speaks, or utters any sound, Chained can slap us with a 'public nuisance' citation. Which we will quietly (and I mean that literally ) pass on to VT for her private, and ever growing, collection.

Sounds extra hot, huh?

No human contact, you say? Well, that sounds right up my alley!

And what is it with you and raccoons, anyway? This is becoming a pattern.

 

[Endless_Night]

No human contact, you say? Well, that sounds right up my alley!

And what is it with you and raccoons, anyway? This is becoming a pattern.

They're masked. I have a bandit fetish. Along with a secret lust for creatures of the night.

I am a kinky kitten.



Been taking lessons from Trekka.

 

[Lunation]

They're masked. I have a bandit fetish. Along with a secret lust for creatures of the night.

I am a kinky kitten.



Been taking lessons from Trekka.

I see, so you need a cat burglar for your kinky kitten?

Oh? What did these lessons with Trekka entail? Details for the rest of the class, please.

 

[Endless_Night]

I see, so you need a cat burglar for your kinky kitten?

Oh? What did these lessons with Trekka entail? Details for the rest of the class, please.

Are we moving on to catty word play? I warn you, I am...terrible at word play. I do, however, have claws.

*sharpens*


Details? I'm sorry. That is privileged information. *adjust glasses*

You'll have sign up for the class, like everyone else.

 

[Lunation]

Are we moving on to catty word play? I warn you, I am...terrible at word play. I do, however, have claws.

*sharpens*


Details? I'm sorry. That is privileged information. *adjust glasses*

You'll have sign up for the class, like everyone else.

Are you offering to leave scratches on my back then?

I'll just offer my services, to practice your new skills.

 

[ViciousTease]

Would Chained be doing the wrestling to the ground and handcuffing? does he have a posse for that? do you get to pick who you get? These are all important questions to ask.

Hmm, I just assumed it would be Papa C. Are there deputies?

Wait, can I be a deputy?! I may have my own handcuffs. Allegedly.

 

[Endless_Night]

Are you offering to leave scratches on my back then?

I'll just offer my services, to practice your new skills.

Maybe.


I'll need a full review of said services before I can make any promises. *nods*

Us kinky kittens are particular.

 

[Endless_Night]

Hmm, I just assumed it would be Papa C. Are there deputies?

Wait, can I be a deputy?! I may have my own handcuffs. Allegedly.

Oooooh. Legal talk.


Suz and Pmann are both deputies. Allegedly.

 

[Lunation]

Maybe.


I'll need a full review of said services before I can make any promises. *nods*

Us kinky kittens are particular.

I will send you a detailed portfolio. There will be charts, graphs, schematics. Full descriptions.

 

[Endless_Night]

I will send you a detailed portfolio. There will be charts, graphs, schematics. Full descriptions.

Hmmmm.

You are kinda killing the mood. Just sayin'.

 

[Lunation]

Hmmmm.

You are kinda killing the mood. Just sayin'.

Charts are sexy!

Well...I was able to flirt competently for a few posts. Still an accomplishment for me. *pats self on back*

 

[ViciousTease]

Hmmmm.

You are kinda killing the mood. Just sayin'.

Shhh, think sexy executive ... giving you a private presentation in an empty board room with a loooong table ...

Yeah, I can work with almost any scenario.

 

[Endless_Night]

Shhh, think sexy executive ... giving you a private presentation in an empty board room with a loooong table ...

Yeah, I can work with almost any scenario.

You just want the public sex!


Which I am totally not qualified for, by the way! Do not forget...Permanent Observer Status. That's me.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

You just want the public sex!


Which I am totally not qualified for, by the way! Do not forget...Permanent Observer Status. That's me.

Ummm... yup. There you go, I said it along with VT. Well, she hadn't technically said it yet, but pretty sure its a coming.

 

[Endless_Night]

Ummm... yup. There you go, I said it along with VT. Well, she hadn't technically said it yet, but pretty sure its a coming.

With VT it's a given.


Buuuuut, I think I bested Lunar at the flirt game. I win!

*looks smug*

 

[Lunation]

Shhh, think sexy executive ... giving you a private presentation in an empty board room with a loooong table ...

Yeah, I can work with almost any scenario.

Haha, mood seems to have been thoroughly killed. Charts and portfolios probably wasn't my best angle. Live and learn.

Sexy executive is so far from what I can play. I can't tie a damn tie.

It was a good run. *adjusts new flirting merrit badge*

 

[Endless_Night]

Haha, mood seems to have been thoroughly killed. Charts and portfolios probably wasn't my best angle. Live and learn.

Sexy executive is so far from what I can play. I can't tie a damn tie.

It was a good run. *adjusts new flirting merrit badge*

So...compliant.

*makes note in chart*


And easily bested.

 

[ViciousTease]

Ummm... yup. There you go, I said it along with VT. Well, she hadn't technically said it yet, but pretty sure its a coming.

Yes, ditto. You get me.

Haha, mood seems to have been thoroughly killed. Charts and portfolios probably wasn't my best angle. Live and learn.

Sexy executive is so far from what I can play. I can't tie a damn tie.

It was a good run. *adjusts new flirting merrit badge*

So, it's a clip on tie. You pop it off and toss it on the table, then loosen a few buttons ... we're still good here. EN, this is where you get so flustered that you drop your pencil.

Am I the only one with boardroom fantasies?

 

[Azuldrgon]

Yes, ditto. You get me.



So, it's a clip on tie. You pop it off and toss it on the table, then loosen a few buttons ... we're still good here. EN, this is where you get so flustered that you drop your pencil.

Am I the only one with boardroom fantasies?

A real tie would be sexier....especially when it is used to tie one's hands together...

 

[Suz_anne]

A real tie would be sexier....especially when it is used to tie one's hands together...

*nods* I can't get behind a clip-on tie.

 

[Lunation]

A real tie would be sexier....especially when it is used to tie one's hands together...

See? He gets it.

I don't think I've ever been in a board room. Hard to fantasize about.

Then she tries to pull off my rented suit that's two sizes too small, and she can't get it off and we both fall over.

I'm not knocking the fantasy! I'm just...so the wrong person for it.

 

[Azuldrgon]

*nods* I can't get behind a clip-on tie.

clip ons are good when you are like younger than a teenager, but you have to use a real tie after that.

And it's not a difficult knot either.

 

[Suz_anne]

See? He gets it.

I don't think I've ever been in a board room. Hard to fantasize about.

Then she tries to pull off my rented suit that's two sizes too small, and she can't get it off and we both fall over.

I'm not knocking the fantasy! I'm just...so the wrong person for it.

And I think I've been in too many board rooms, so I just... can't.

clip ons are good when you are like younger than a teenager, but you have to use a real tie after that.

And it's not a difficult knot either.

Mmmmmm...knots.

 

[ViciousTease]

*sigh*

Ok, I can fix this.

EN is the executive, fitted suit, the skirt just barely long enough to be passable at work, sexy heels (of course). L is an IT guy trying to get the AV system ready for her presentation. She gets bossy, giving him attitude. He's not one to take orders from a woman with an attitude, so he shows her who's boss ...

And go ...

 

[Azuldrgon]

And I think I've been in too many board rooms, so I just... can't.
Mmmmmm...knots.

It's either a single Windsor or a double Windsor.....of course I can get a bit knotty when necessary.
*covers head at bad knot joke*