Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%
  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%
  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%
  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%

  • Total voters
    317
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I'd choose older. My current 'wrongs' tend to be pretty tame. Some of the old ones.... Well, there are a couple that still make me wince.
 
Damn, it's quiet in these parts. Over 24 hours without any action, seems wrong on so many levels.

Participation Mr. Chained! Step up your game, show us some some of your manly hotness. We want to drool, fan ourselves you know. Hand out some kinky citations.
Grab one of us ladies, bend her over your knee and make her whimper. I'll volunteer to be first up. Take one for the team. 😊

If you could right an old wrong, would it be a most recent one where the "correction" would have the most impact right now, or an older one because it was just so wrong?

Nothing! I've done some some crazy stuff that I'm not so proud of and rambled and blurted dumb shit. I don't necessarily view them as mistakes, more as a life lessons that should or shouldn't be repeated. I am who I am because of it all, those experiences. I could analize my whole life and I'd end up tweaking everything. Nah, I'll pass.
 
Making her whimper, that's a thought. Does that happen often, women of Lit whimpering?
 
I'm not sure. Grabs my sexy detective gear from the closet. I'll find out and you'll be the first to know Chained. Pinky swear.
 
I suppose I could offer a Whimpering retreat some weekend.... :devil:

Are you trying to break the Internet?!! :D

I'm not sure. Grabs my sexy detective gear from the closet. I'll find out and you'll be the first to know Chained. Pinky swear.

You keep your sexy detective gear in the closet? (I keep mine in a box marked "PRIVATE" under my bed )


Hmmm. Is there be limited space? Early booking? Is there a fee? If so, who pays? Is "whimpering" satisfaction guaranteed?

So many questions.

So, so, so many. :p

sooooo many questions .... :D
 
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Are you trying to break the Internet?!! :D



You keep your sexy detective gear in the closet? (I keep mine in a box marked "PRIVATE" under my bed )

Between the naughty school girl outfit, sexy cop, fishnet body suits, leather mini skirts... I just need a whole dresser system under my bed. And that's not even organizing my toys! Oh good grief. I might need an assistant with this.
 
Between the naughty school girl outfit, sexy cop, fishnet body suits, leather mini skirts... I just need a whole dresser system under my bed. And that's not even organizing my toys! Oh good grief. I might need an assistant with this.

Every professional closet organizer I've ever met has been very, very attractive. I guess that's because of all the secret toys and outfits they've discovered and have to deal with in people's closets? I know I would be very picky about who I let see what was in the back of my closet and under my bed. He/she would have to at least be a little sexy in order for me to open up and feel comfortable enough to share my secrets :)
 
I at least need to see a brochure or some sort of course outline before I sign up for anything... :cool:
 
I offer a whimper guarantee. If you don't whimper at least three times during the retreat, I will persoanally go down on your partner while you watch. I know this will entice many to try and hold back the whimpers, but to no avail....
 
Oh yeah, a question.

If you can't be in the room, could you handle watching your partner orgasm from the touch of another? You can see and hear them, and they know you can, but you can't communicate with them until after. Could you handle it?
 
Interesting question. I have a split answer.

With a normal partner, no problem. I can be a little possessive, but I'm not sexually jealous. Never have been.

With a D/s relationship, all bets are off. I'm not entirely sure why it's different, but I can be hair-trigger jealous. A searing flash of heat. Most uncomfortable. It usually passes off fairly quickly, but would still probably preclude the scenario you mentioned above.

Maybe at some point. Imma working on it. ;)
 
I offer a whimper guarantee. If you don't whimper at least three times during the retreat, I will persoanally go down on your partner while you watch. I know this will entice many to try and hold back the whimpers, but to no avail....

Do you run background checks for the retreat? I have a few citations ... :eek:

Oh yeah, a question.

If you can't be in the room, could you handle watching your partner orgasm from the touch of another? You can see and hear them, and they know you can, but you can't communicate with them until after. Could you handle it?

I will go with a solid maybe. I'd like to think I could handle it, but I've never been in that situation. I'd be willing to try.

Unless we're talking D/s. Like EN, I can get very jealous in that dynamic. I don't think I could handle that at all. :eek:
 
Hmmmmmmmmm

Oh yeah, a question.

If you can't be in the room, could you handle watching your partner orgasm from the touch of another? You can see and hear them, and they know you can, but you can't communicate with them until after. Could you handle it?

Sounds exciting to me.....
 
Oh yeah, a question.

If you can't be in the room, could you handle watching your partner orgasm from the touch of another? You can see and hear them, and they know you can, but you can't communicate with them until after. Could you handle it?

Unfortunately? No. I don't share well at all. Only child syndrome.
 
Oh yeah, a question.

If you can't be in the room, could you handle watching your partner orgasm from the touch of another? You can see and hear them, and they know you can, but you can't communicate with them until after. Could you handle it?
I'd say yes, having never been in the position. I think in agreement with most people here, it has to be the right relationship, certain levels of trust, etc. But it could very much be a very arousing thing
 
I offer a whimper guarantee. If you don't whimper at least three times during the retreat, I will persoanally go down on your partner while you watch. I know this will entice many to try and hold back the whimpers, but to no avail....
Now, THAT is a guarantee I can appreciate.

Oh yeah, a question.

If you can't be in the room, could you handle watching your partner orgasm from the touch of another? You can see and hear them, and they know you can, but you can't communicate with them until after. Could you handle it?
Yep.
 
Oh yeah, a question.

If you can't be in the room, could you handle watching your partner orgasm from the touch of another? You can see and hear them, and they know you can, but you can't communicate with them until after. Could you handle it?

Nope. ..I don't share well...saying that I like the thought of being listened to by my partner...total double standard...but whatever...:rolleyes:
 
Just read this question to the BF. He says yes he could handle it. He says I couldn't.

I tend to agree.

He says he knows I'm not going anywhere, yet I'm constantly worried he'll wander off. This is true. This is why he has had threesomes before, and I haven't.

So what on earth does he have goin on that makes him feel so confident and secure, that I clearly lack? And how do I go about building what he has?

Deep thoughts for a Monday...
 
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