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Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%

  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%

  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%

  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%

  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%
  • Total voters
    317
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Trekka said:
I have headphones with me. I thought about putting them on. But he specifically brought in his speaker today to play his music for me, since we've been talking a lot about music... he wanted to share... he's singling along too. And pencil drumming on his desk. Lol.

I want to be polite? *sigh*

Writing to deep cuts of Third Eye Blind is no easy task.

I could put on obscure 1980s Grateful Dead live shows :D
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What's the weather look like and compare that to your available PTO.
Any out of the office meetings on the schedule?
Murder is kinda pushing it, but maybe acceptable if he isn't married or have any kids. I do have a soft side.
 
Trekka said:
I have headphones with me. I thought about putting them on. But he specifically brought in his speaker today to play his music for me, since we've been talking a lot about music... he wanted to share... he's singling along too. And pencil drumming on his desk. Lol.

I want to be polite? *sigh*

Writing to deep cuts of Third Eye Blind is no easy task.

I could put on obscure 1980s Grateful Dead live shows :D
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I would say suffer through it today, break out the headphones tomorrow. Bless his heart, he doesn't know any better.

Lunation said:
If he was just inconsiderate, it's easy enough to tell him to knock it off. But the fact that he's excited to share with you makes it tougher.

I think you need to be sensitive about his feelings here, so I'm going to go out on a limb:

Have you considered murder?

Look, this sounds extreme, but he's legit excited to share mediocre 90s hits. It really might be best for him.

Sometimes you just need to pull an Old Yeller. :heart:
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Or this. This is some good advice.

*glancing around my office with a new outlook*
 
numeniusa said:
< Or.... tell him you're excited to share "your bands" with him and put on some Chinese opera. :devil:
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I have no idea how to handle this situation, but I like this suggestion. :D

Lunation said:
If he was just inconsiderate, it's easy enough to tell him to knock it off. But the fact that he's excited to share with you makes it tougher.

I think you need to be sensitive about his feelings here, so I'm going to go out on a limb:

Have you considered murder?

Look, this sounds extreme, but he's legit excited to share mediocre 90s hits. It really might be best for him.

Sometimes you just need to pull an Old Yeller. :heart:
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Hahaha! OMG. I feel this post needs to come with one of those user warnings. You know: Do not try this at home!

:p
 
numeniusa said:
:D But they don't see you how I see you... *smiles shyly*

(So, you're saying you went the 'murder' route when this happened in your RL office? :eek:)
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No, I just yell, "Shut the fuck up asshole!"

(also...it's possible...I'm the oblivious one with the radio...:eek: which may be why I know what would work)
 
lakesailer_mi said:
No, I just yell, "Shut the fuck up asshole!"

(also...it's possible...I'm the oblivious one with the radio...:eek: which may be why I know what would work)
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LOL One of the ladies I work with turns her radio on and will yell, "Can you hear that?" I reply yes and then she'll ask, "Is it too loud?" First clue, your office is across the hall from me and I can still hear it. Second clue, you had to yell your question to be heard over the radio. Yes. Yes, it's too loud. Bless her heart.
 
Oh god. I think---where's EN? I think I'm embarrassed!!

He's playing The Fugees now. I just heard something about hoochie in yo coochie

*dissolves into silent giggle fits in my cube*!

AND HE IS SINGING ALONG
 
Jesus Christ. I'm getting the inappropriate Church Giggles.

Guys! I'm not gonna make it! He's gonna hear me laughing!!

Now I'm *wishing* it was still 3 Doors Down... because now he's on this 90s hip hop kick and apparently he is DEEP into Tribe Called Quest, which, whatever.

But then I hear him singing all the words to Scenario! *All the words*

Yes yes y'all
Who got the vibe it's the Tribe y'all
Real live y'all
Inside outside come around
Who's that? Brown!
Some may, I say, call me Charlie
The word is the herb and I'm deep like Bob Marley

Lay back on the payback, evolve rotate the gates
Contact! Can I get a hit?
Boom bip with a brother named Tip and we're ready to flip!
East coast stomping, ripping and romping
New York, North Cak-a-laka, and Compton
Checka-checka-check it out

^^this from the whitest guy on earth

Like, he's singing about Compton. While wearing a polo. I'm gonna die.
 
Trekka said:
Oh god. I think---where's EN? I think I'm embarrassed!!

He's playing The Fugees now. I just heard something about hoochie in yo coochie

*dissolves into silent giggle fits in my cube*!

AND HE IS SINGING ALONG
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OOOOooooh this is good! You could quietly mention that he should turn it town because "hoochie in yo coochie" is the kind of thing HR would have an issue with. You get to play the hero. :D

Huh, I wonder if I could use that with little miss gospel music across the hall?
 
ViciousTease said:
OOOOooooh this is good! You could quietly mention that he should turn it town because "hoochie in yo coochie" is the kind of thing HR would have an issue with. You get to play the hero. :D

Huh, I wonder if I could use that with little miss gospel music across the hall?
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Ohhh, yeah, tell him you're reporting him to HR for inappropriate statements to you about putting his hoochie in your coochie....
 
Trekka said:
Oh god. I think---where's EN? I think I'm embarrassed!!

He's playing The Fugees now. I just heard something about hoochie in yo coochie

*dissolves into silent giggle fits in my cube*!

AND HE IS SINGING ALONG
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Hahahahahahahahahaha!

OMG! Hahahahahaha!

I Can't Stop Laughing! :p
 
I think it's gonna be ok. A guardian angel of a coworker came in and straight up laughed at him--she cracked the fuck up.

He stated he was considering changing it to his Jimmy Buffet collection.

Couldn't help self. I blurted "oh god please no" ... which I guess got my point across? Albeit not very gracefully?

And then he asked for input.

We have settled on Clapton. I think I can move forward.
 
Trekka said:
...except now he's singing/butchering Layla.

Facepalm.
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Layla's not such a bad song - no matter how bad he butchers it.

At least he doesn't have as bad a ear-worm as me! Where the hell did I pick up the Love Boat theme song??? :eek:
 
Trekka said:
Wait, is he attempting to woo me with his crooning? :eek:
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Consider yourself lucky T. When you live in an environment that requires your A/C runs 24/7 you never have the pleasure of hearing cute perverts crooning under your window! ;) :)
 
Côte d'Or? Yes please. Book the tickets and a room and I'm all yours.

*brushes up on her French
 
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