Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%
  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%
  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%
  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%

  • Total voters
    317
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You don't wanna drive under the influence.

Also, your arse will hurt in the morning after one of these (not my doing). That's just the reports I hear from the girls I serve.

Ass will hurt from the car accident? I mean I guess I can wait until I'm somewhere safe like a frat house or something
 
Yes, let's hand with Ruby. I'll make you all my famous Pmann cocktails, which I rave about. It's basically whatever drink is your favourite plus some rohypnol. If that doesn't get us in the mood, then we play a game where we see who can guess the smell of chloroform.

I don't mean to be picky or anything, but I'd prefer Molly over Rohypnol. That cheap shit just gives me a major headache the next morning. Plus, well, no need to get into details here. ;)
 
I don't mean to be picky or anything, but I'd prefer Molly over Rohypnol. That cheap shit just gives me a major headache the next morning. Plus, well, no need to get into details here. ;)
Hmmmmm, I've not had Molly before. What's it like?
 
I don't mean to be picky or anything, but I'd prefer Molly over Rohypnol. That cheap shit just gives me a major headache the next morning. Plus, well, no need to get into details here. ;)

I'm no drug expert, so I don't know about ecstasy. But, given the fact that you're acting as if you have a choice in this matter makes me think you don't know the purpose of rohypnol or chloroform and why I've chosen them.
 
Hmmmmm, I've not had Molly before. What's it like?

Guessing slightly milder than a roofie that Pmanns trying to pass out.

I'm no drug expert, so I don't know about ecstasy. But, given the fact that you're acting as if you have a choice in this matter makes me think you don't know the purpose of rohypnol or chloroform and why I've chosen them.

I'm quite aware of what their purpose is. Shakes my head.
 
Damn, I go quiet for a day and the place turns into a drug house. I'm pretty sure that if I'm choosing sides on drugs, their use, and preferences I'm going to rely on Naughty wife over Pmann(is Pfuck officially accepted, it mean it does have a certain ring to it)
 
Damn, I go quiet for a day and the place turns into a drug house. I'm pretty sure that if I'm choosing sides on drugs, their use, and preferences I'm going to rely on Naughty wife over Pmann(is Pfuck officially accepted, it mean it does have a certain ring to it)

Like that! Laughs at my new name for him. I only break it out on special occasion.
Grabs you, I'll let you join Suzanne and I. But gonna half to frisk you first. :devil:
 
Like that! Laughs at my new name for him. I only break it out on special occasion.
Grabs you, I'll let you join Suzanne and I. But gonna half to frisk you first. :devil:

Frisking you say? I promise I'm not in possession of any dope! But I may have the proverbial "loaded gun" :D
 
I have some THC vaginal pessaries you could try, Pfuck

I didn't realise I spoke about weed so much...
That is not the reputation I realised I had around this joint. See what I did there?!
 
You girls could film the Whacky Tabaccy Adventures of Papa Chained and Pfuck. I'm pretty sure it would be the both of us just being paranoid and getting fingered by you harlots.

For what it's worth, Suz would never leave my Pmann Party to be with you addicts!
 
I'd offer up a free for all Friday but it appears to be well under way.

Seems like a WWE Smackdown or UFC 210.

Ding ding
 
You girls could film the Whacky Tabaccy Adventures of Papa Chained and Pfuck. I'm pretty sure it would be the both of us just being paranoid and getting fingered by you harlots.

For what it's worth, Suz would never leave my Pmann Party to be with you addicts!

More like we sit around all red eyed, eating Cheetos and watching Netflix.
 
Saturday quick hitter.....

How many stop signs did you see today?

When was the last time you stopped to wait for a train?

How many times a day do you see your exact same vehicle out on the road?

Enjoy your errand filled Saturday!!!
 
Saturday quick hitter.....

How many stop signs did you see today?

When was the last time you stopped to wait for a train?

How many times a day do you see your exact same vehicle out on the road?

Enjoy your errand filled Saturday!!!

I have not been on much, it's a testament to real life to be sure.... I was excited to see this thread pop up, got all ready to dish some juicy deets. Until I read it. Chained? Really? This one is not even rated pg! *insert sad face here*
 
I haven't seen any stop signs yet (it's only 8:35am)
I haven't stopped for a train in a while, but I have to stop for a train crossing daily (there isn't a gate to stop traffic when a train does cross the road).
Around these parts, it's an exceedingly small town, it could be daily if not hourly.
 
So, somewhere between deep philosophical debate and cream puffery.

What do you think the chances are of the cancer Moonshot bringing about more than incremental treatments? Is it politics or can a cure be found if we dedicate ourselves to it?
 
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