Litiquette V

[Lord Pmann]

Memorial Day Swinger Weekend Orgy somewhere fancy but different every year.

It's funny that you picked Memorial Day. Why that day? It is the first holiday after President's Day in February. So maybe the cocks and the vaginas are just aching to get at each other with three months of continuous work.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Memorial Day Swinger Weekend Orgy somewhere fancy but different every year.

High five, that's what I'm talking about! *signs petition*

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Damnit Liz
Now I feel like my memorial day plans are lacking somewhat.
#noorgiesforaussie

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Yo Chained. I want the low down, the hot steamy goods when you get back from your covert ops mission. Head count, arsenals used, maybe even a pic or two. Clothes optional of course.

 

[ChainedUp]

SMN ----- sssssshhhhhh, how can I be covert if you're off telling folks. Dammit, now my cover is blown.......

So, then a topic........what was your reaction to when you first gave oral to a partner? And for those of you lucky enough to have multiple gender experiences, was the "second first" any different than your "first first"?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I knew I wanted to do it again and again. Loved it.

 

[Suz_anne]

It was in the back seat of a car driving around the countryside with other people in the front seat - so we were trying to be sneaky about it. He didn't make a sound and I was riddled with blowjob self doubt.

"Am I doing this right? What if I'm not doing it right? Does that feel good? Is my tongue in the way or is that the way it is supposed to be? I'm a blowjob idiot."

We had to stop before he had a happy ending, but he told me the next day that it was the best thing that had ever happened to him. Up until that point, anyways.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Unless you have a tongue that's rough like a cat and teeth like a piranha, you can't really give a bad blowjob. Oh, don't chew either.

 

[Suz_anne]

Unless you have a tongue that's rough like a cat and teeth like a piranha, you can't really give a bad blowjob. Oh, don't chew either.

Well, I know that now. I was a inexperienced lass at the time.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Since Papa Chained is off doing some covert affairs stuff, I'm gonna ask a question. He loves it when I do this.

There are things we all accept as truths that are very often not truths. Just common sayings or beliefs of which you are certain, but you eventually find out they aren't true. They may be trivial. They may be big. For instance, this week I found out the Monoploy Man does NOT wear a monocle. I was certain I'd see him with one. Alas, he looks through both of his eyes, sams monocle, like a commoner. I was very shocked and disturbed by this and I would've bet money he had one. This is known as the Mandella Effect.

So what things have you been certain of in the past, only to be dismayed to find that they are not as you remember them- that you've created and reinforced false memories?

I'll throw some more cosmic shit your way soon.

 

[Trekka]

Are you gonna get into the Berenstein/Berenstain Bears controversy here? Because that needs serious addressing.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Are you gonna get into the Berenstein/Berenstain Bears controversy here? Because that needs serious addressing.

^^^^
They are not Jewish bears, to everyone's dismay.

Here are a few that were fascinating to me:

1. Star Wars does not have the line, "Luke, I am your father."

2. Silence of the Lambs does not contain the line, "Hello Clarice."

3. Snow White doesn't contain the line, "Mirror, Mirror on the wall."

 

[Suz_anne]

Mine was believing that Ricky Martin was straight for way too long. *sigh*

 

[Lord Pmann]

Mine was believing that Ricky Martin was straight for way too long. *sigh*

Do I need to break the news that Elton John is gay too? And Liberace?

 

[Trekka]

Mine was believing that Ricky Martin was straight for way too long. *sigh*

I'd still watch.

I cut my So Fla merengue teeth on his albums. I owned several. I'm unashamed.

Un, dos, tres!
Un pasito pa'lante, María
Un, dos, tres!
Un pasito pa' atrás

 

[LWulf]

I always though, like many, that when George Burns would say
"Say goodnight, Gracie"
that Gracie always replied with
"Goodnight Gracie"
but all she ever said, contrary to popular belief, was
"Goodnight"

Mine was believing that Ricky Martin was straight for way too long. *sigh*

oh, puh-lease! any guy that pays that much attention to his looks and/or what he wears is usually batting for the other team.
*glances at PMann*

 

[may_I_please]

Mine was believing that Ricky Martin was straight for way too long. *sigh*

LOL I only realised George Michael was gay when the cop in the bathroom video came out

 

[BongoGal]

I always though, like many, that when George Burns would say
"Say goodnight, Gracie"
that Gracie always replied with
"Goodnight Gracie"
but all she ever said, contrary to popular belief, was
"Goodnight"

Here is evidence.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

SMN ----- sssssshhhhhh, how can I be covert if you're off telling folks. Dammit, now my cover is blown.......

Oh honey, shit please. You've already done and goofed on admitting your under cover missions before. Keep your finger waggling under control or else.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Mine was believing that Ricky Martin was straight for way too long. *sigh*

I always wanted to be that girl. He was certainly a hot piece of ass back in the day. and still is, oh yeah baby.
http://nst.sky.it/content/dam/static/contentimages/original/sezioni/tg24/spettacolo/2010/04/01/ricky_martin_nina_moric_kika_02.jpg

 

[ydahecnot]

The Emancipation Proclamation technically only freed slaves in the border states

 

[LWulf]

The Emancipation Proclamation technically only freed slaves in the border states

That's the silliest thing I've ever hoid! What states don't have a border?

 

[Lord Pmann]

oh, puh-lease! any guy that pays that much attention to his looks and/or what he wears is usually batting for the other team.
*glances at PMann*

Just because I am not a black belt/brown shoe, doesn't mean I am gay. I sentence you to kiss my ass.

 

[Suz_anne]

Do I need to break the news that Elton John is gay too? And Liberace?

*covers ears*

I'd still watch.

Ohhh, me toooooooo!

oh, puh-lease! any guy that pays that much attention to his looks and/or what he wears is usually batting for the other team.
*glances at PMann*

Don't hate Ricky 'cause he's pretty.

LOL I only realised George Michael was gay when the cop in the bathroom video came out

Yeah, it was well after the "I Want Your Sex" video when I figured it out about George. And looking back at those WHAM videos - I think my young little brain just couldn't understand that a man dressed in those tight little shorty shorts might not be showing off his bits for adoring girls...
https://68.media.tumblr.com/4ee4ce54bfc8c089d620115cf219d453/tumblr_nj5wi7j0xX1te8bnvo1_400.gif

I always wanted to be that girl. He was certainly a hot piece of ass back in the day. and still is, oh yeah baby.
http://nst.sky.it/content/dam/static/contentimages/original/sezioni/tg24/spettacolo/2010/04/01/ricky_martin_nina_moric_kika_02.jpg

*nods, nods* Still hot AF...
http://z1035.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/RickyMartin_Hero.jpg

Just because I am not a black belt/brown shoe, doesn't mean I am gay. I sentence you to kiss my ass.

Not even when you're wearing pink seersucker or your lobster pants, bro. *fist bump*

 

[ChainedUp]

Covert mission complete. Good guys win again!

Now what should we be getting on about? How long does it take for direct eye contact to go from flirty to creepy?