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Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%

  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%

  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%

  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%

  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%
  • Total voters
    317
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aussiegeekygal said:
Who are we kidding?
It'd probably be a mediocre, awkward night until the wine came out.

Nah. I think a littiquette get together would be the best. Pmann and Chainey-boy could even come. And lwulf, I'm most curious to meet you, especially in the presence of the rest.
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I'd come if I didn't have anything better to do. Of course, I do.
 
I'm just shocked that Pmann did not use this as an opportunity to wax poetic about the virtues of Alyssa Milano's pregnancy boobs.
 
I wouldn't go out of my way for it, but I wouldn't hesitate to latch on!
 
I'm so honored that my high school shenanigans generated an entire derailment of lactation porn. Wow. You guys are such an amazing gang of friends. :D

My youngest brother forced me to listen to these lurid tales of him banging this pregnant woman friend of his who could, legend has it, squirt milk across the room... She got him in the eye once... Smh. Being a big sis is hard sometimes. The little bros: they torture me!

...I kinda think the pic Suz posted is hot. Why dinna my boobies get that big when I haz de bebe? *pouts*
 
I once milked a pregnant dog and dumped its milk into the hair of my friend who was sleeping and was meeting his girlfriend the next morning for a date. We did not wake him up until she was there and they were ready to go. Haha. I'm such a dick. They were going to an outdoor event in the summer in Florida. I'm sure that was ripe. He was pissed. But honestly, it could've been worse than dog milk...
 
Lord Pmann said:
I once milked a pregnant dog and dumped its milk into the hair of my friend who was sleeping and was meeting his girlfriend the next morning for a date. We did not wake him up until she was there and they were ready to go. Haha. I'm such a dick. They were going to an outdoor event in the summer in Florida. I'm sure that was ripe. He was pissed. But honestly, it could've been worse than dog milk...
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Milked a pregnant dog? Morning date? Didn't have 2 minutes to wash his hair?

I was born on Tuesday but not last Tuesday. I call bullshit. GTFO.
 
Suz_anne said:
I got nothin'.
In Corbal, I trust.
:heart:
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We're I a pimp, you'd be my rock bottom bitch. :heart:
Trekka said:
Repeats: Oh thank god you're here. Please reign him in. He's out of control tonight.
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He's attempted masturbating to alleviate the pressure in his brain, but holding the tweezers and magnifying glass simultaneously can be a daunting task.
 
Corbal said:
He's attempted masturbating to alleviate the pressure in his brain, but holding the tweezers and magnifying glass simultaneously can be a daunting task.
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You have no idea. Concentrating that hard pushes all the blood to the brain, leaving conditions... less than satisfying
 
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