Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%
  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%
  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%
  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%

  • Total voters
    317
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Being fair beejes are totally worth it without the trophy too. ;)

At least to the receivers. Lol

But us benevolent givers deserve recognition.* Especially when an exquisite skill level is demonstrated.

*Preferably in the form of precious metals. See trophy above.
 
Why do you girls always fight over who gets called what? Tits McGee. Vagina Vagerstein. Assley McAsspen.

Just be happy you get nicknames.
 
Quick hitter this morning.

Following the crowd or being out on your own? How do you decide when conformity isn't for you and it's time to stand on your own? Are you strong enough to be on an island?

I'm the freaking palm tree on the middle of the island. I stand out no matter what, so I use that to my advantage. I'm typically one who at first glance appears to go along with the crowd, however when you easily look into it, I'm a total hacker. I hack my way through so much; computer code :cool:, systems, social norms, relationships, human behavior, supply chains, etc.

Wow. I sound way cooler than I actually am...
 
I'm the freaking palm tree on the middle of the island. I stand out no matter what, so I use that to my advantage. I'm typically one who at first glance appears to go along with the crowd, however when you easily look into it, I'm a total hacker. I hack my way through so much; computer code :cool:, systems, social norms, relationships, human behavior, supply chains, etc.

Wow. I sound way cooler than I actually am...

No one thought you sounded cool. Don't worry.
 

Bahaha -

So I just clicked this not realizing I had the volume on my phone connected to the blue tooth speaker ... which was several rooms away, on my BFs nightstand, right next to his sleeping head.

Basically he awoke to the blaring sound of "glow in the dark condoming" (His words, not mine) and shot like a cannon out of bed.

He's wide awake now. Lol.

And Aussie, you'd make a beautiful palm tree :kiss:
 
No one thought you sounded cool. Don't worry.
Phew! I had myself worried there for a moment.

Bahaha -

So I just clicked this not realizing I had the volume on my phone connected to the blue tooth speaker ... which was several rooms away, on my BFs nightstand, right next to his sleeping head.

Basically he awoke to the blaring sound of "glow in the dark condoming" (His words, not mine) and shot like a cannon out of bed.

He's wide awake now. Lol.

And Aussie, you'd make a beautiful palm tree :kiss:

http://68.media.tumblr.com/59ce1b561b701ee4bc08312dddec4fe7/tumblr_inline_o1fhjfAbf61tta7b5_500.gif
 
Damn this time change really messes with me. About 9hrs worth.

Sunday Quick Hitter: excluding holidays, birthdays, anniversaries, child birthing, or date of virginity lost......what is your favorite day of the year?
 
a blue moon - the second full moon during a calendar month, which occurs once every 2-3 years
the next one will be January 31, 2018
 
I'm all seriousness, the first day my dafodils bloom is pretty special. So is the day when it's warm enough to finally go swimming. Or the first day you can hit the slopes. The days that indicate the turning off the seasons, such as the first red leaf of an otherwise green maple, or the first snow are pretty epic to me.
 
My birthday. I'm not big on a lot of holidays. Suzanne says I'm a grinch. But, I do like my birthday. But every so often, a group of mothers likes to fuck with my day and schedule their holiday on my birthday. It really goes to show the selfishness of mothers.
 
The first crisp, cold snowy day, when the moonlight lights up the entire sky and glistens off a new fallen snow. It always feels like a rebirth and everything is washed clean. The air even smells cleaner.
 
My birthday. I'm not big on a lot of holidays. Suzanne says I'm a grinch. But, I do like my birthday. But every so often, a group of mothers likes to fuck with my day and schedule their holiday on my birthday. It really goes to show the selfishness of mothers.

Dude, read the fucking question and try again
 
The home Opening Day for the Detroit Tigers. It's such a festive day. Even when it is snowing. ❄☀☔⚾🐯🎉🍻
 
*checks the question again*

nope, no mention of festivals or fairs...
Octoberfest, any "Ren fairs" and for that matter gasperella.
 
Often times i'm asked about the genesis of my topics/questions and 95% of the time it's a stream of consciousness type of thing. That goes for today's questions as well.

If you were a conjoined twin, what part of your body would you prefer to be joined and of course why there?
 
Often times i'm asked about the genesis of my topics/questions and 95% of the time it's a stream of consciousness type of thing. That goes for today's questions as well.

If you were a conjoined twin, what part of your body would you prefer to be joined and of course why there?

At the foot. Is that possible? If not the foot, then at the shoulder. Specifically, my LEFT shoulder. I need my right arm free, for reasons best known to me.
 
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