ydahecnot
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Sunny sweetness!
Haven't you heard of the meme "when a man masturbates, God kills a kitten"?
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Haven't you heard of the meme "when a man masturbates, God kills a kitten"?
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Most likely it would just be a POV shot looking down. I can put it next to action figures for size perspective if need be.
2017...the year I go "FULL LIT". Dick pics, random PMs. Bwhahaha
may_I_please
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You could learn from Kim kardashian. It's all about angles, or so I hear
I believe from the ground upwards does something about perspective
Oh and..... in....
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NorthRockJohnson
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You could learn from Kim kardashian. It's all about angles, or so I hear
I believe from the ground upwards does something about perspective
Oh and..... in....
Perspective and make myself look oily in every shot, right?
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^^^ Sure, sure... what chick doesn't dig an oily bohunk?
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Ooh! Yes! Do you have an Aquaman action figure? THAT would be super hot next to your junk! *nods*
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Be sure they are SUPER close up.
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That was exactly the voice in my head when I typed the words "oily bohunk". Thank you , Papa C!
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That was exactly the voice in my head when I typed the words "oily bohunk". Thank you , Papa C!
Anyone that uses "oily bohunk" has to have that in their head. I'm just glad I could put sound to the voices in your head.
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^^^ Sure, sure... what chick doesn't dig an oily bohunk?
Bwahahaha good point!
Ohhhhh I don't. But I could make a Target run.
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Feel like at times I'm not living up to my screen name. I have several ideas bouncing around, begging to be put in place. We'll see how it all plays out.
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Feel like at times I'm not living up to my screen name. I have several ideas bouncing around, begging to be put in place. We'll see how it all plays out.
Uh oh, she's got ideas. Not sure if I should get a seat belt, popcorn, or an extra bottle of water
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curvyangel1969
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Bwahahaha good point!
Ohhhhh I don't. But I could make a Target run.
Can you throw in a Deadpool action figure while you're at it ? I enjoy some snarky banter with my dick pics. Thanks!
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NorthRockJohnson
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*Taking notes*
Can you throw in a Deadpool action figure while you're at it ? I enjoy some snarky banter with my dick pics. Thanks!
Haha now you're talking! Gonna put that gift card to good use.
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I feel like I'm the only person alive who knows not what Deadpool is.
Deadpool is "marvel comic's favorite merc with a mouth." He is supposedly heavily scarred to the point of causing even mother teresa to gasp in shock and run away in horror. This causes him to not have any relationships with ladies of the opposite sex, which causes him to be a man-child emotionally. He is heavily sarcastic to the point that even sarcastic people wince and tell him he is being sarcastic.
he might be unkillable
which makes him act first then sarcastically ask himself why he did it.
he is the consummate anti-hero
He is so thoroughly detestable to the point that he is very likeable...
...say, your name wouldn't be deadpool, would it pmann?
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LOL'age.
Actually, Lord Twiglet, I totally like the deadpool character without the backstory.
This speaks volumes, I'm sure.
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Will you work or play today? Some are back at it, some are still enjoying holiday break. Will you squeeze one more naughty act into your holiday break? Or will you just completely chill and relax in the day? Are you refreshed or do you need a break from your break?
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It's my last day off before life returns to"normal". I may catch a movie. I want to see Assassin's Creed. But other than that . It will be laundry. Getting my dining room put back together after ceiling repair. And relaxing. I don't foresee anything naughty happening today unless NRJ does a target run for those action figures.
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I have the day off, but I've already done a little work this morning just so tomorrow isn't a clusterfuck.
Today I'll finish doing my New Year's routine, which I do every year:
- Pull Social Security statement and file it.
- Go through all financial records, shred and destroy what I don't need, create a file for 2016 taxes.
- Pull all 3 credit reports and review for anything that doesn't look right.
- Create my budget for the next 3 months and review all credit card statements.
- Go through my first aid kit and toss anything expired and order replacements.
I may even get really ambitious and go through my closet.
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When the apocalypse happens I think AKL will be the lone survivor
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I hope not, how boring to be all by myself!
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Better plan to keep someone else alive then. Probably could hire out as an apocalypse survival consultant.
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