Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%
  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%
  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%
  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%

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    317
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Okay, since Ruby seems to have scared everyone off I'll reboot the topic:

When will you lose the spirit of the holidays?

We leave our tree up until New Years Day, so when the tree comes down, the spirit gets packed away with until next year.
 
This year, I would have to have had it first for it to then run out.
 
As far as the question, I am incapable of creative thought before 10:00 in the morning.

*brain snore*

"Now, treat this ice cream the way you want to take my cock. Make love to it and I may just let you touch me little one"

:eek:

And that was at 7:00 am! What can you do after 10:00? :cattail:
 
And my main girls: Suz and Aussie and SMN... I fuckin love you ladies. Ho, ho, ho everybody :D
I fuckin :heart: you, too! :kiss:

Twas two days after Christmas and all through the house.......
A tired girl was stirring in just a blouse
The buttons were popped yet she had not a care
The sheets rumpled, sore muscles, his body lay there

Still nestled all snug in the big bed,
While visions of bodies together danced in her head
And he in the sheets had delvered a slap
Which scrambled her brain and reddened her ass

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
Teasing and tasting, and making her jerk
And laying his finger aside of her throat
And giving a squeeze , harder as he rose!

He sprang to his knees as she gave a small moan
And away they came, him with a groan
But I heard him exclaim, while he was being rough
Thank fuck for new years...of you I'll never have enough!

*ooops...fades back into the lurking shadows*
Don't you dare! ^^^^ was so lovely! You need to be here moooooooooooore. :D

Okay, since Ruby seems to have scared everyone off I'll reboot the topic:

When will you lose the spirit of the holidays?
We leave the decorations up through January, most of the time. I figure why is it okay to have them lit up for the month before Christmas, but a month after is too long? My general rule of thumb is that we un-decorate before the Super Bowl.

I'm kind of over it. I don't want to have to take down the tree and the lights. :(
There's the Scrooge McScroogerson that I know and love. ;)

It's the end of the year, no better time to try out a couple new ideas. So here's one: in 25 words or less tell the story of the following photo:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ea/73/b4/ea73b4406057a5139dd7d5a4c2dd3c62.jpg
I got nothing. I keep thinking of captions, not stories. I like that you're shaking things up, Papa C! If we do this again as a part of the 2017 season, maybe a more mysterious picture would inspire stories? :)
 
^Chained has clearly moved up to large print books and we all need to chip in to get him some snazzy new frames ;)
 
^Chained has clearly moved up to large print books and we all need to chip in to get him some snazzy new frames ;)

Laughs. Sorry, the pic was so huge the standard font seemed abnormally tiny. I like things in relative proportion ;)
 
Apparently size does matter ;)

In the spirit of trying new things complete the following sentence:

If I had it to do all over again, I would___________
 
Apparently size does matter ;)

In the spirit of trying new things complete the following sentence:

If I had it to do all over again, I would___________

...do it exactly the same until the birth of all my children. Then I'd cut and run a decade earlier.
 
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