Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%
  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%
  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%
  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%

  • Total voters
    317
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Merry Christmas to all my Litsters for who the day is significant. May your stocking be full and your family be well. Enjoy the day!
 
Merry Christmas to all my Litsters for who the day is significant. May your stocking be full and your family be well. Enjoy the day!

Merry Christmas everyone!

(And my stockings are full...but that's another story) hee hee :D
 
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Happy Boxing Day! For the Brits the most celebrated of all the days.

What do you want in your box today........?
 
Happy Boxing Day! For the Brits the most celebrated of all the days.

What do you want in your box today........?
I think it's what I want on my box today... It was day one of the Boxing Day Test*, so the television was on from 11am.



(*Cricket match, potentially for five days, starts on...Boxing Day each year)
 
I think it's what I want on my box today... It was day one of the Boxing Day Test*, so the television was on from 11am.



(*Cricket match, potentially for five days, starts on...Boxing Day each year)

I was going to rib you for watching 5 days worth of cricket but then you are in Oz and I'm about to go and watch rugby but no chance of that lasting 5 days.
Enjoy ;)
 
'Twas two days after Christmas and all through the house.......

Finish the verse.....
 
Twas two days after Christmas and all through the house.......
A tired girl was stirring in just a blouse
The buttons were popped yet she had not a care
The sheets rumpled, sore muscles, his body lay there



Still nestled all snug in the big bed,
While visions of bodies together danced in her head
And he in the sheets had delvered a slap
Which scrambled her brain and reddened her ass

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
Teasing and tasting, and making her jerk
And laying his finger aside of her throat
And giving a squeeze , harder as he rose!

He sprang to his knees as she gave a small moan
And away they came, him with a groan
But I heard him exclaim, while he was being rough
Thank fuck for new years...of you I'll never have enough!

Ta daaaaa


Lol
 
Well done Ruby, you've set the bar quite high...

Twas two days after Christmas and all through the house.......
A tired girl was stirring in just a blouse
The buttons were popped yet she had not a care
The sheets rumpled, sore muscles, his body lay there



Still nestled all snug in the big bed,
While visions of bodies together danced in her head
And he in the sheets had delvered a slap
Which scrambled her brain and reddened her ass

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
Teasing and tasting, and making her jerk
And laying his finger aside of her throat
And giving a squeeze , harder as he rose!

He sprang to his knees as she gave a small moan
And away they came, him with a groan
But I heard him exclaim, while he was being rough
Thank fuck for new years...of you I'll never have enough!

Ta daaaaa


Lol
 
Details, girlfriend!!?
I just laid them out in twas the night before Christmas;)
So did I. *happy little wiggle*
Right?! I know the wiggle!!
I almost died laughing the first time I saw this skit. Sooo funny!
Well done Ruby, you've set the bar quite high...
Why thank you;)
It's definitely not for lack of trying. :p
Keep trying!!
 
Okay, since Ruby seems to have scared everyone off I'll reboot the topic:

When will you lose the spirit of the holidays?
 
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