Litiquette V

[Endless_Night]

^^^^ Right? He hates so many things that I love!


And not to be contrary for the sake of being contrary, but for me glass toys have just been kind of eh. I've tried 3 different kinds and they're fine, just not spectacular.

That being said, they are pretty and easy to clean.

Sushi is even on the list.

Best. Food. Ever.

Well, in the interests of full disclosure, aside from my vibe, glass is the only thing I have. Tis possible I'm not the most well informed judge.

 

[midwestyankee]

Glass is good, I've heard.

As for distastes, out of a concern for the general good, I will not overload the Lit server with my list. It starts with sushi, though, unless we're talking alphabetical order. Then it begins with listing things in alphabetical order.

 

[Hornblende]

I agree, I think there needs to be a full investigation into the Australians for their love of fruitcake. Something's not quite right.

So for you, what distaste might you have the seems in complete contrast with the rest of the world? For me it's this pumpkin phase. So much good food has been ruined by trying to add pumpkin.

I hate mulled wine or gluhwein. Why would you ruin a lovely glass of red like that?

 

[Trekka]

I'm still on the fence combining glass and dildos. Anyone else?

Sorry Chained, purpose detrail here.

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*Adds to Xmas list...

I have a couple - they're pretty (yay!) and they aren't made of weird chemicals (bonus!) ... I find one must know how to wield them, though. *whispers* I can teach you, SMN?

 

[ChainedUp]

I find one must know how to wield them, though. *whispers* I can teach you, SMN?

All lessons must occur under direct supervision of the thread OP. It's a safety thing

 

[ChainedUp]

In a previous post regard the benefits of glass, heating/cooling was mentioned as fun alternatives. That would seem to indicate pre-planned play, and require a tad bit of effort. In your masturbatory endeavors are you more likely to plan out when and how or are you a person of the moment and whenever opportunity and need/want present themselves?

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

In a previous post regard the benefits of glass, heating/cooling was mentioned as fun alternatives. That would seem to indicate pre-planned play, and require a tad bit of effort. In your masturbatory endeavors are you more likely to plan out when and how or are you a person of the moment and whenever opportunity and need/want present themselves?

Usually I have a general idea of when I'm going to rub one out. But usually there's not much to prepare for. I usually cue up a vid, grab some lotion, or lube up the pocket pussy, and go to town.

I'm sure you guys are glad you know this. Lol

 

[beachbaby179]

Usually I have a general idea of when I'm going to rub one out. But usually there's not much to prepare for. I usually cue up a vid, grab some lotion, or lube up the pocket pussy, and go to town.

I'm sure you guys are glad you know this. Lol

You mean you don't pre-chill your glass dildo? <ducks to avoid incoming projectile>

It varies with me. I'm an opportunist.

 

[BongoGal]

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Ooooh....I think that tentacle one would send me into orbit.

Am I the only one who prefers dildos to be slightly slimmer than average cock size? I've tried big ones, and while they do indeed get me off, I hate the idea of sex with a guy and thinking that my dildo fills me up more.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

You mean you don't pre-chill your glass dildo? <ducks to avoid incoming projectile>

It varies with me. I'm an opportunist.

I just threw my glass dildo at you. You goober.

This is how I picture girls masturbate: they warm up some lube, lay out some towels, slowly get themselves worked up, sensually get out their phone to PM/text/message me to let me know that either they just met someone or they just want to be friends, then they proceed to have a hard squirting orgasm. While thinking about someone who isn't me.

Bwahahaha (I promise I'm joking. They write to me after.)

 

[Endless_Night]

In your masturbatory endeavors are you more likely to plan out when and how or are you a person of the moment and whenever opportunity and need/want present themselves?

Planner!

Am I the only one who prefers dildos to be slightly slimmer than average cock size?

Nope. I prefer the smaller, too. Glass has no "give". I have that never gets used. The darn thing hurts!

This is how I picture girls masturbate: they warm up some lube, lay out some towels, slowly get themselves worked up, sensually get out their phone to PM/text/message me to let me know that either they just met someone or they just want to be friends, then they proceed to have a hard squirting orgasm. While thinking about someone who isn't me.

Bwahahaha (I promise I'm joking. They write to me after.)

I am laughing sooooooooo hard!

What a way to start the day! LOLOLOLOLOL!

*still laughing*

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Planner!



Nope. I prefer the smaller, too. Glass has no "give". I have that never gets used. The darn thing hurts!



I am laughing sooooooooo hard!

What a way to start the day! LOLOLOLOLOL!

*still laughing*

Haha then my work here is done!

*flies off heroically on my jetpack*

 

[curvyangel1969]

I just threw my glass dildo at you. You goober.

This is how I picture girls masturbate: they warm up some lube, lay out some towels, slowly get themselves worked up, sensually get out their phone to PM/text/message me to let me know that either they just met someone or they just want to be friends, then they proceed to have a hard squirting orgasm. While thinking about someone who isn't me.

Bwahahaha (I promise I'm joking. They write to me after.)

OMG. it was just that one time. And I swear the squirting wasn't all that much. You're never going to let me live that one down.

 

[Bitesback]

I agree, I think there needs to be a full investigation into the Australians for their love of fruitcake. Something's not quite right.....

Sorry I'm late, I've been making fruitcake with Cognac, and fruit mince tarts with Brandy, and enjoying an early Christmas dinner with plum pudding with Guinness.
You do realise that fruitcake is another way to consume alcohol?

A good fruitcake has a high fruit low flour and egg ratio. If it looks like a stained glass window when thinly sliced, it's perfect.

Second, Vegemite. Disgusting. Dis-gust-ing.
.........

There are days when only Vegemite on toast for breakfast will do. Like this morning, after a girls night out...vitamin B is good for hangovers.

I'm really not that interested in Cheesecake. No way in hell am I gonna order it for desert, make it or buy the overpriced sweetness at The Cheesecake Factory. And that instant concoction with a scoop of cherry goop makes me get goose bumps all over. No way partner, I'll pass.

Count me as anti-cheese cake as well. I mean the name itself should discredit it as a food. Cheese as cake? Nope, no thanks.

I'm making a cheesecake on Saturday, but not a dense, chilled creamed cheese one, as I expect you'd find in the a Cheesecake Factory (we have them in Australia, I've just never been to one). I will be baking a cheesecake with lots of eggs in a hot oven (on a 36°c/96.8f day). Texturally, it's like a fluffy cloud, light and rich, creamy with a custard flavour, and caramelised on the edges.

I hate mulled wine or gluhwein. Why would you ruin a lovely glass of red like that?

Exactly!

In a previous post regard the benefits of glass, heating/cooling was mentioned as fun alternatives. That would seem to indicate pre-planned play, and require a tad bit of effort. In your masturbatory endeavors are you more likely to plan out when and how or are you a person of the moment and whenever opportunity and need/want present themselves?

Thought I'd better answer an actual question....I prefer planning, a little anticipation and a few wandering thoughts works wonders. In reality, especially lately, opportunity is in scarce supply but the need/want factor presents itself regularly...

 

[Paul_Chance]

Count me among the opportunists. Sometimes it's planned, other times it is just a need and a window of opportunity.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Sometimes it's planned. I mean, I love when I've got the house to myself and I can just masturbate out in the open, taking my time, enjoying a toy in my arse... all without my mother's judgy eye. I don't have to masturbate in hiding like I'm some kind of wanky Edward Snowden.

But most of the time, I'm masturbating all ninja like. I've got to hide from the public, co-workers and my judgy mother... it's quick and just to take the edge off. I've masturbated pretty much everywhere I could think of. You'd be hard pressed to find the type of venue I've been to where I haven't jerked off.

 

[ChainedUp]

Pmann, you jerked off at a funeral? That's not cool!

Poor widow probably stepped in it.

 

[Trekka]

I generally only masturbate when the need/mood arises. Usually it's alone, sometimes it's for show. I rarely pre-plan my sex life, masturbation is no different. I prefer spontaneity and letting the mood dictate the play.

rock on

 

[Trekka]

Where's SMN?

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[Lord Pmann]

Pmann, you jerked off at a funeral? That's not cool!

Poor widow probably stepped in it.

The poor widow took it in the eye!

But in reality...

At a church, never a funeral.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Where's SMN?

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She shouldn't be smoking.

 

[Trekka]

She shouldn't be smoking.

I thought you weren't into being a Daddy

 

[Lord Pmann]

I thought you weren't into being a Daddy

I'm not. I'm into smelling classy. Not ashy.

 

[ChainedUp]

Quick hitter this morning:

Best Christmas present ever received? And an actual present, wrapped, in a box, under the Christmas tree.

 

[LWulf]

At first, I would say I never had any one xmas present that stood out more than another, but then I considered my first bicycle (a Schwinn "sting ray" three speed with a banana seat, in two-tone green), but that was hardly boxed, or wrapper and stood next to and not under the xmas tree, so I would return to my prior statement