Litiquette V

[LWulf]

yeah, no, sorry. I've posted some old pics of meself in that thread, but I don't got a camera to take newer selfies, and even when I was younger, I didn't go around taking pictures of myself. closeups, yes, but nothing showing style

 

[dacoach44]

not a 6 pak

When I feel like my beach bod is on point, but it's really more of a dad bod...
http://cbssports2.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/2015/05/20/b53fbcdf-1b5b-429d-94ee-b6008974a79a/resize/600x465/elimanning.jpg?hash=704233503243f94a3c4cfc9d7ee81c7a

But what the hell? If you keep working out, you can certainly fuck for `1/2 hour or more, and that should do it. I am 72, 6', 175#, and compared to my peers, downright skinny. I dont know why, I do ride bike daily and lift during the week.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

How I spend my days, not quite as cool as her studio, but close.

 

[Trekka]

How I spend my days, not quite as cool as her studio, but close.

Fuck me!
I'm jealous

 

[dacoach44]

Lookin damn good....

How I spend my days, not quite as cool as her studio, but close.

As long as the coffee is hot.

 

[Lord Pmann]

This would sum me up nicely.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0199/5468/products/10212011003_1_1024x1024.jpg?v=1493235352


Although, admittedly, my go to hell lobster pants are not seersucker. They're more of a blue chino lobster pant. Very Nantucket casual. And I would be wearing a button up shirt with those pants, not a polo. Quite the faux pas, if you ask me.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

This would sum me up nicely.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0199/5468/products/10212011003_1_1024x1024.jpg?v=1493235352


Although, admittedly, my go to hell lobster pants are not seersucker. They're more of a blue chino lobster pant. Very Nantucket casual. And I would be wearing a button up shirt with those pants, not a polo. Quite the faux pas, if you ask me.

You have crabs that mutated into lobsters. Kinky.

 

[LizVegas79]

You have crabs that mutated into lobsters. Kinky.

Don't guys who say "I have lobsters" get more action than guys who say "I have crabs" ?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Don't guys who say "I have lobsters" get more action than guys who say "I have crabs" ?

Yes! Plus they can expect a buttery surprise ending

 

[LizVegas79]

Yes! Plus they can expect a buttery surprise ending

So are girls who say "I'll supply the butter, if you supply the lobsters" good girls or total sluts? lol

 

[Lord Pmann]

Why must you girls turn my lovely outfit into your sexual fantasies with me?

 

[Suz_anne]

I really can't believe no one else has come up with this yet.

What's in Pmann's fancy lobster pants?...

http://209.95.40.36/t/32/44/343/1-240x180.jpg

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I really can't believe no one else has come up with this yet.

What's in Pmann's fancy lobster pants?...

http://209.95.40.36/t/32/44/343/1-240x180.jpg

Closes eyes, plugs ears and starts singing to distract my thoughts.

 

[LizVegas79]

Closes eyes, plugs ears and starts singing to distract my thoughts.

Me too!

Want to belt out one more duet of U2's "Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" SMNW?

 

[Suz_anne]

Closes eyes, plugs ears and starts singing to distract my thoughts.

Me too!

Want to belt out one more duet of U2's "Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" SMNW?

Pussies.

 

[LizVegas79]

Pussies.

Slut!

 

[default24]

Closes eyes, plugs ears and starts singing to distract my thoughts.

Good luck getting that out of your dreams tonight

 

[Trekka]

first of all, I'm still trying to figure out exactly what that was. a lobster roll? tail meat? what?

secondly, i see nothing wrong with combining lobster and cock. two of my favorite things. what's the big deal?

the pants, on the other hand... smh. those are like oceanic clown pants.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

This just got weirder the deeper I went.

( that's what she said)

 

[aussiegeekygal]

And then there's this, lol.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/4OAey2OqUtaFi/giphy.gif

 

[default24]

This just got weirder the deeper I went.

( that's what she said)

What in the motherfucking hell was that. How...

 

[Trekka]

This just got weirder the deeper I went.

( that's what she said)

what the actual fuck, Aussie.

 

[default24]

what the actual fuck, Aussie.

It's a birthing, right?

 

[Suz_anne]

It's a birthing, right?

*nods vigorously*

Satan's mistress gives birth in a Motel 6 bathtub. There *may* be some meth involved.

 

[default24]

*nods vigorously*

Satan's mistress gives birth in a Motel 6 bathtub. There *may* be some meth involved.

Meth sounds like a good start for getting through that. Add on other stimulants/depressants as needed