Litiquette IV

[SMNaughtywife]

I love sex in the Spring. (Fall is a thumbs up too) Open windows, the cool night breeze rustling the bedroom curtains. The smell of fresh cut grass or the lingering smell of someone's grill. I wonder in the quiet calm of the night if the neighbors can hears my .....

I like to correlate sex with desert. Sometimes it's a light desert like strawberry shortcake, other times it's a rich four layer torta filled with chocolate mousse, raspberry jam and sprinkled with hazelnuts. Add a cup of coffee to this and sneak in another piece, hot damn!

 

[ChainedUp]

thats why the line at the dessert buffet is always the longest.

 

[default24]

Just for you Chained. No need to worry about getting hot in this little number.
Oh and the tail, well that's the best part!

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How the fuck does this stay on?

 

[jezzilee]

How the fuck does this stay on?

superglue?

 

[jezzilee]

thats why the line at the dessert buffet is always the longest.

I'm just here for the whipped cream.

 

[default24]

superglue?

There's gotta be at least some double sided tape involved

 

[jezzilee]

There's gotta be at least some double sided tape involved

Duct tape!! It comes in animal print....no one would notice!

 

[ElasticMermaid]

Seasonal sex?

https://media.giphy.com/media/cQhWrl1CrGD04/giphy.gif

In my mind, that's pretty much the weirdest thing I've read about here on Lit.

Clutching at straws for discussion topics. End times are near.

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

Hold me.

If you insist...

 

[ChainedUp]

Passes out "Kool-aid" for those that would prefer that route.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hold me.

Hawt.

I don't think the seasons do fuck all for me. I'm horny whenever like I said, I prefer winter just because I like the cold because I'm faced with oppressive heat for so many months of the year. But my sex drive is not moved by it.

 

[ElasticMermaid]

Hawt.

I don't think the seasons do fuck all for me. I'm horny whenever like I said, I prefer winter just because I like the cold because I'm faced with oppressive heat for so many months of the year. But my sex drive is not moved by it.

See? Pmann is repeating answers because of the lack of new conversation. He really wants is to know he is horny every season.

Post closed.

 

[Lord Pmann]

See? Pmann is repeating answers because of the lack of new conversation. He really wants is to know he is horny every season.

Post closed.

Well, we could always elaborate more on this Rainshine/Mermaid holding that's going on. But I don't think that this would gather much support by anyone.

I think Daddy Chained is being challenged here to have a kick ass question for tomorrow.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Again?
https://media.giphy.com/media/sY4SjlTUgRUmQ/giphy.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKP4cfU28vM

 

[SMNaughtywife]

thats why the line at the dessert buffet is always the longest.

Buffet food/desert- disgusting!
Ponders opening up a desert only restaurant.

 

[ElasticMermaid]

Buffet food/desert- disgusting!
Ponders opening up a desert only restaurant.

Like a bakery? ;-)

 

[Guyblue82]

Like a bakery? ;-)

I'd call it Baskin Robins

 

[ChainedUp]

I suppose I'll be in charge of all cream filled desserts.

 

[Guyblue82]

I suppose I'll be in charge of all cream filled desserts.

I'll volunteer as well, put me anywhere, except chocolate soft serve. Nope not that.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Like a bakery? ;-)

More high end deserts. Who knows, my sweet tooth is out of control tonight.

I'd call it Baskin Robins

At least you didn't say CheeseCookie Factory.

I suppose I'll be in charge of all cream filled desserts.

Just the white fluff please, no bavarian cream.

 

[Guyblue82]

At least you didn't say CheeseCookie Factory.

CheeseCookie Factory seems like a very narrow business positioning.

 

[ChainedUp]

If I was a pastry, what pastry would I be?

*friday warm up question*

 

[Hornblende]

If I was a pastry, what pastry would I be?

*friday warm up question*

If I were a pastry. Sorry, Friday warm-up grammatical nazism.

Oh - and I'd be a chocolate éclair!

 

[37_ttej]

If I were a pastry. Sorry, Friday warm-up grammatical nazism.

Or, by removing the indefinite article so as to be indicative rather than subjunctive:

If I was pastry, what pastry would I be?

I would be choux.

(Jett is a grammar and a culinary snob)

 

[Trekka]

I'm a cream puff!