Litiquette IV

[Bookishleigh]

Would you rather THIS??






Wild Bush?!?!

Okay - My head kind of hurts from this thread. The last time I was here we were talking about spring! Now it's gay porn, choking, and shoes? Oh, and Chained seems to have reproduced (some alts).

And Little Sister - how do you post something so erotic and then so fucked up in the SAME post? Your posts are like train wrecks and car accidents - I know I should just keep going, but I cannot help but to stop and look (or click on the link in this case).

 

[Trekka]

How's this for erotic and fucked up? I'm wearing thigh high bobbie socks and cat ears, and am straddling my boyfriend, as I type this. While he reads a book.

 

[Lord Pmann]

How's this for erotic and fucked up? I'm wearing thigh high bobbie socks and cat ears, and am straddling my boyfriend, as I type this. While he reads a book.

You left out "thinking of pmann".

 

[Trekka]

You left out "thinking of pmann".

BF says "Hi, Pmann."

 

[1sickbastard]

How's this for erotic and fucked up? I'm wearing thigh high bobbie socks and cat ears, and am straddling my boyfriend, as I type this. While he reads a book.

Meh, I'd say the 'fucked-up' quotient would depend entirely on what he's reading.
If it's anything by Ayn Rand, add extra fucked up points.

 

[Trekka]

Meh, I'd say the 'fucked-up' quotient would depend entirely on what he's reading.
If it's anything by Ayn Rand, add extra fucked up points.

Hey you!!

You know exactly what kinda literature circulates in this house. It ain't Ayn Rand. He's reading The Martian. Does that mean anything?

Subquestion: Should I grind in a circular motion? Or up and down? I'm trying to steal his attention away from this tome. Which is most distracting? Pls advise.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Hey you!!

You know exactly what kinda literature circulates in this house. It ain't Ayn Rand. He's reading The Martian. Does that mean anything?

Subquestion: Should I grind in a circular motion? Or up and down? I'm trying to steal his attention away from this tome. Which is most distracting? Pls advise.

I think I've read all possible answers on the How-To boards.

 

[Lord Pmann]

BF says "Hi, Pmann."

So he was thinking of me. Not surprising really.

 

[Trekka]

So he was thinking of me. Not surprising really.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x310/noellenic/About%20ME/thinkingaboutyousexsigns.gif

 

[PapaChained]

Good Sunday to everyone. Sunday is a day of rest and relaxation for many. A day of chores for others. A time with family for others. All this leads me to my next question- would you date anyone with an STD? If so, which one? Would you be all judgmental because someone had a bumpy schlong?

 

[rubydlite]

Off...the...rails...wtf?
Did I fall down the rabbit hole?

 

[PapaChained]

Off...the...rails...wtf?
Did I fall down the rabbit hole?

Nooooooooo. Just answer the question. Would you date someone with an STD?!?

 

[numeniusa]

Good Sunday to everyone. Sunday is a day of rest and relaxation for many. A day of chores for others. A time with family for others. All this leads me to my next question- would you date anyone with an STD? If so, which one? Would you be all judgmental because someone had a bumpy schlong?

^^^ You're really good at this....

If it was a treatable one I might date them, but I wouldn't fuck them until it had cleared up properly. I mean, there's sharing and there's sharing , right?

 

[Suz_anne]

Well, well, well… a few things this morning:

1. I got up early on a Sunday to come here and tend to the thread and I see someone already beat me to it.

2. PapaChained is an alt I created to use while C Diddy is away and I shared the login info with Pmann so he could help ask questions. Mainly because I struggle to think of good questions and would end up asking things about your favorite color or try to get a scintillating debate started about Egg McMuffins vs. Sausage Egg & Cheese Croissanwiches. For the record… the STD question is his. He has been dying to ask it.

3. To answer the question… I want to say that I would because I know there are precautions that you can take and whatnot. But if I'm honest, probably not. The stuff that can be cured with antibiotics, we could just wait until that shit is good and cured… then maybe. (Btw - do not image search gonorrhea. Just don't.) And for the uncurable stuff - I don't know that I could get past it. I would like to think I'm a better person than that, but… maybe I'm not. I really am thankful that it is something I haven't had to deal with.

4. Pmann… I'm sure someone out there will love you. Bumpy schlong and all.

 

[Trekka]

Hey Suz thanks for all the clarification. So you, Pmann, PapaC... You're all one person. Got it.

That would explain all the girl on girl action in The Sexy Suz_anne Thread!

Get this, guys n gals: HPV is so common that nearly 80% of sexually active Americans will contract it at some point in their life. Herpes? 50%. And these are viral so.....

Basically we are all fucked. <-- see what I did there?

And sorry to the Brits n Aussies in this thread-- Didn't have time to check those numbers. Not sure if y'all are as slutty as us? Pack a raincoat for that Disneyland holiday!

Moral of story? Pmann's bumpy cock is in good company.

 

[DarkSimian]

once upon a time, when I was a much younger Simian, I fell madly in love with a little red-haired girl named M. We flirted like crazy, but she had a bf at the time. Fortunately for me, they broke up. Unfortunately for her, as a parting gift, he gave her herpes. And there came a night, when I could have had her.....and I just couldn't. We did everything above the waist, and I learned first hand how bad blue balls can hurt. We kept in touch for a while after, and she eventually married a very nice man. But sometimes, I wonder, what if.....

 

[Lord Pmann]

Uh. I was asking for a friend.

once upon a time, when I was a much younger Simian, I fell madly in love with a little red-haired girl named M. We flirted like crazy, but she had a bf at the time. Fortunately for me, they broke up. Unfortunately for her, as a parting gift, he gave her herpes. And there came a night, when I could have had her.....and I just couldn't. We did everything above the waist, and I learned first hand how bad blue balls can hurt. We kept in touch for a while after, and she eventually married a very nice man. But sometimes, I wonder, what if.....

Everything above the waist? You can't get herpes from a mouth! Oh wait...

Aaaaaand, for the record, my cock is as clean as a whistle. "Mr. Clean" clean.

 

[Bitesback]

Uh. I was asking for a friend.



Everything above the waist? You can't get herpes from a mouth! Oh wait...

Aaaaaand, for the record, my cock is as clean as a whistle. "Mr. Clean" clean.

Was your cock *edited for cleanliness*, Pmann?

 

[Suz_anne]

Hey Suz thanks for all the clarification. So you, Pmann, PapaC... You're all one person. Got it.

That would explain all the girl on girl action in The Sexy Suz_anne Thread!

*sigh* I wish I had a penis. I'd at least like to try it. Don't you wonder if the orgasms feel different?

As far as the girlie love on my thread... I like t&a, what can I say?

 

[Little_Sister]

I had to go to page 5 to find yall!!

 

[Little_Sister]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2861685/wendy-ho-o.gif

 

[SMNaughtywife]

^^^ oh shit LS, I can't stop laughing!

 

[Suz_anne]

It has been such a beeeeeeautiful weekend, I like to think everyone was out having fun. I think I even got the teeniest bit of a tan on my pasty winter white skin. It was glorious.

I saw what you posted above and, of course… that led to this.

Damn you, Google Image search. Damn you!

 

[Trekka]

It has been such a beeeeeeautiful weekend, I like to think everyone was out having fun. I think I even got the teeniest bit of a tan on my pasty winter white skin. It was glorious.

I saw what you posted above and, of course… that led to this.

Damn you, Google Image search. Damn you!

Omfg. I just can't even.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I saw what you posted above and, of course… that led to this.

Damn you, Google Image search. Damn you!

7 in the pink. 1 in the stink.