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Which of the following is the most likely reason you post in a thread

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So, Pmann is the only prickly non-hugger so far. Is anyone else totally not surprised? ;)

Why is this surprising? Why would I want total strangers up in my business? Also, why would I want friends all up in my business?

I will say, however, the hotter you are/larger your breasts are, the more you can get away with (re: Pmann). This is true. A really hot girl at this concert was super friendly with my wife and me and ended up kissing us both on the lips. Like, random. Unexpected. While I was grossed out that some stranger just kissed me without my permission, I wasn't totally offended because she was hot as hell. My wife wasn't even offended. I'm certain, had this girl not been super good looking, I would've been bothered much more. I realize that's awful and shallow, but I'm okay with it. Ya know?

I'm pretty sure Christina Hendricks could lick my eyeball and I'd think it was awesome.
 
Traveling can be fun, right? Lots of new places to see, people to meet, adventures to be had and sometimes you get to stay in some pretty neat hotels/motels/inns. My question is this - when you're staying in a hotel, do you "up" your game when it comes to having sex?

Do you find that you're a little (or a lot) kinkier? Do you play out some fantasies that you wouldn't normally indulge in while you're at home? Are you louder than normal? Are you aware that others may be able to hear you - does that change your behavior? Is hotel sex hotter than sex at home in your own bed?
 
I agree and I actively have to put the "what happened here before me" thoughts aside. But I do think there can be something liberating about hotel sex...
 
I like hotel sex. I don't know why, but there is something more fun about it.

I like "at home" sex, as all of my accessories are there. But man, hotel sex is great. Fucking somewhere else is just fun.

I do have to suspend the thought of the filthy hotel people for a second. And I have to resist the urge to throw myself down on the comforter and make pubic hair Angels.

The first order of business must always be to remove that comforter. Have you ever seen them throw that on the laundry cart? Nope.
 
Traveling can be fun, right? Lots of new places to see, people to meet, adventures to be had and sometimes you get to stay in some pretty neat hotels/motels/inns. My question is this - when you're staying in a hotel, do you "up" your game when it comes to having sex?

Do you find that you're a little (or a lot) kinkier? Do you play out some fantasies that you wouldn't normally indulge in while you're at home? Are you louder than normal? Are you aware that others may be able to hear you - does that change your behavior? Is hotel sex hotter than sex at home in your own bed?

<--- currently at a hotel. Even tho I am all alone, I plan on having so much sex I walk bow legged in the morning. :cool:

I don't have to worry about waking anyone up or keeping anyone up because the bed is vibrating. I am SO excited :D:D
 
<--- currently at a hotel. Even tho I am all alone, I plan on having so much sex I walk bow legged in the morning. :cool:

I don't have to worry about waking anyone up or keeping anyone up because the bed is vibrating. I am SO excited :D:D
I can actually hear the collective men and women of Lit crossing their fingers and whispering "Pick me, pick me, pick me, pick me, pick me…" ;)

And btw, when I first read your post, I thought you meant that you were staying in a hotel that had vibrating beds. I envisioned huge stacks of quarters on your bedstand, right next to the hotel Bible. ;)

Have fun, LS! Make sure you do some warm up calisthenics so you don't pull a muscle. So to speak.

:D
 
I like hotel sex. I don't know why, but there is something more fun about it.

I like "at home" sex, as all of my accessories are there. But man, hotel sex is great. Fucking somewhere else is just fun.

I do have to suspend the thought of the filthy hotel people for a second. And I have to resist the urge to throw myself down on the comforter and make pubic hair Angels.

The first order of business must always be to remove that comforter. Have you ever seen them throw that on the laundry cart? Nope.
I take the comforter off the bed, too. Just gross.

And this… the poor guy who had the hotel room after Pmann's last pubic hair angel.
 
I can actually hear the collective men and women of Lit crossing their fingers and whispering "Pick me, pick me, pick me, pick me, pick me…" ;)

And btw, when I first read your post, I thought you meant that you were staying in a hotel that had vibrating beds. I envisioned huge stacks of quarters on your bedstand, right next to the hotel Bible. ;)

Have fun, LS! Make sure you do some warm up calisthenics so you don't pull a muscle. So to speak.

:D

Oh god how cool would that be?! Just a regular hotel bed but it does have a mirror on the wall right across from it so it is a little kinky. BTW I love that you call a nightstand a bedstand. It makes me grin and want to grope you :D
 
Oh god how cool would that be?! Just a regular hotel bed but it does have a mirror on the wall right across from it so it is a little kinky. BTW I love that you call a nightstand a bedstand. It makes me grin and want to grope you :D

get a room! oh, wait.....n/m ;)
 
Oh god how cool would that be?! Just a regular hotel bed but it does have a mirror on the wall right across from it so it is a little kinky. BTW I love that you call a nightstand a bedstand. It makes me grin and want to grope you :D
Bedstand will get me groped? Bedstand, Bedstand, BEDSTAND!!!!!!

Wanna come sit next to me on the davenport and listen to records on my Hi-Fi stereo?

;)
 
Hotel Sex is the best. I'm a hotel slut. It's my favorite thing ever. It's better than bed stands, better than pubic hair angels, better than groping Suz_anne and LittleSis's boobs... Unless we're all in a hotel together. In which case... look out, ladies:devil:
 
Bedstand will get me groped? Bedstand, Bedstand, BEDSTAND!!!!!!

Wanna come sit next to me on the davenport and listen to records on my Hi-Fi stereo?

;)

*grope*grope*nibble*bite*choke* :devil:

damn, now you're turning ME on....maybe we could make it a 3-some?

You can take pics :D

Turning into a clam bake in here

Jealous? Don't worry you can be our entertainment. *slaps your ass* Get naked and give us a show!

better than LittleSis's boobs...

You are not supposed to tell people you've seen 'em :devil: They will get jealous and mobby.
 
Hotel Sex is the best. I'm a hotel slut. It's my favorite thing ever. It's better than bed stands, better than pubic hair angels, better than groping Suz_anne and LittleSis's boobs... Unless we're all in a hotel together. In which case... look out, ladies:devil:

^I support this whole-heartedly^
 
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