Litiquette IV

[Endless_Night]

I heard a rumor someone here does have pics of CU but they were bartered for with virginal holes and I dont have any of those. Pmann what about your ass? Can we offer that?

I have a virginal hole. Not offering it for barter, you understand!!! Just a point of general information.

Yes. I give into you my ass as an offering.

Such a team player.

And is it just me, or does anyone else sense a It’s-mah-bday-send-me-tit-pics spree in the works?

 

[Trekka]

Suz_anne is in charge?!? *fist pumps*

Can we talk about choking?? And shoes??

 

[Lord Pmann]

Suz_anne is in charge?!? *fist pumps*

Can we talk about choking?? And shoes??

Are you looking for Suzanne or me?

 

[Trekka]

Are you looking for Suzanne or me?

I shall now accuse you and Suz of being the same person!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I shall now accuse you and Suz of being the same person!

What have I created?!

 

[Suz_anne]

You wear it so well.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/28/article-2514893-19B1C1D400000578-537_634x910.jpg

Omg - that is a straight up Dirty Sanchez. Dirty birdies!

As a reward for running the thread so well, I'll let you post your tits.

Here you go, sunshine.

https://45.media.tumblr.com/5c83f54815af4258262e58d334bd686c/tumblr_nv8u61xUKs1rnmhl8o1_250.gif

Suz_anne is in charge?!? *fist pumps*

Can we talk about choking?? And shoes??

Yessssssssssssss, bitch!

I shall now accuse you and Suz of being the same person!

What have I created?!

My tits are no where NEAR as hairy as his perky B cups. Silly girls.

 

[Lord Pmann]

*taps fingers impatiently*

Well, Suzanne doesn't wake up at the arse crack like Papa Chained does.

 

[DarkSimian]

I heard a rumor someone here does have pics of CU but they were bartered for with virginal holes and I dont have any of those. Pmann what about your ass? Can we offer that?

LS has no virginal holes? there are a lot of holes on the human body.....

 

[ChainerUp]

Boogers. We all get them. Do you pick your boogers in the car? Or just in the privacy of your own home? What do you do with them after you've picked them? Eat them? Roll them like a joint? Flick them at somebody? Or genteelly put them in a tissue and flush them?

 

[PapaChained]

^^^^^ Nice try, dickweed - but everyone knows that C Diddy left ME in charge while he's off galavanting. *struts*

*taps fingers impatiently*

Well, Suzanne doesn't wake up at the arse crack like Papa Chained does.

I do during the week! But on the weekends, I like to linger in bed if the activities of the day permit. Also, my husband has a strong preference for morning sex and we don't get to indulge in that much during the week… so come Saturday and Sunday - it is on like Donkey Kong. All of that was just to explain (brag) that I totally had a lot of sex this morning. *fist pump*

So my first question under the new regime… do you have any sex habits? Do you always have (or want to have) sex on a particular day or at a particular time of the day? Do you always have a wank in the shower or bathtub? Are you ever deterred by where you are (i.e. visiting family or sharing a vacation cottage with friends) or do you fuck &/or wank no matter where you are?



p.s. I kind of like that using this name makes me feel a little gender confused. I want to stroke my dick and play with my tits all at the same time.

 

[Suz_anne]

*sigh* Okay, I'll answer my own questions.

Saturday and Sunday are pretty much the only days where I really feel like the day is not complete unless I've had sex in some way, shape or form. During the week, it's a crap shoot as far as schedules and moods. We usually manage to squeeze in some sexin' once or twice during the week, but the weekends are pretty mandatory. And I'm not usually deterred by the presence of others. I try to be respectful, but momma's gotta get hers… know what I'm sayin'?

 

[Little_Sister]

https://45.media.tumblr.com/f6a6367c3b74b1893e50e195cf43e5fa/tumblr_o5jtg5M9Cg1qdvapvo1_500.gif




For sex habits. Sat/Sun morning, always. M-F if we have sex it is usually at midnight after he has been asleep for an hour or two.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

How many alts do you have, Pmann??

 

[DarkSimian]

maybe he should change his name to Sybil?

 

[ChainerUp]

How many alts do you have, Pmann??

The only alts I have are the ones I use here. I promise.

 

[ChainerUp]

*sigh* Okay, I'll answer my own questions.

I'd like to say I'm sorry for hijacking the thread on your watch...but I'm not.

 

[Lord Pmann]

@Aussie- Uh, that was clearly Suzanne asking that question!!!!

^^^^^ Nice try, dickweed - but everyone knows that C Diddy left ME in charge while he's off galavanting. *struts*



I do during the week! But on the weekends, I like to linger in bed if the activities of the day permit. Also, my husband has a strong preference for morning sex and we don't get to indulge in that much during the week… so come Saturday and Sunday - it is on like Donkey Kong. All of that was just to explain (brag) that I totally had a lot of sex this morning. *fist pump*

So my first question under the new regime… do you have any sex habits? Do you always have (or want to have) sex on a particular day or at a particular time of the day? Do you always have a wank in the shower or bathtub? Are you ever deterred by where you are (i.e. visiting family or sharing a vacation cottage with friends) or do you fuck &/or wank no matter where you are?



p.s. I kind of like that using this name makes me feel a little gender confused. I want to stroke my dick and play with my tits all at the same time.

All hail Lady Papa C.

My sex preferences are night sex. I like it at night far more than in the morning.

My wanking preferences involve me jerking it in a bed or on a couch, not hidden away in my work restroom like I'm hiding from the KGB.

I am sometimes deterred by sex. Like, at family's or something. I would hate for them to hear me crying afterwards.

 

[Suz_anne]

@Aussie- Uh, that was clearly Suzanne asking that question!!!!

All hail Lady Papa C.

My sex preferences are night sex. I like it at night far more than in the morning.

My wanking preferences involve me jerking it in a bed or on a couch, not hidden away in my work restroom like I'm hiding from the KGB.

I am sometimes deterred by sex. Like, at family's or something. I would hate for them to hear me crying afterwards.

Yeah, it was me. I was operating under the misguided thought that it would be clever.

Your wanking preference may be a comfy place, but I bet your work restroom is coated in ectoplasm. Oh, the splatter patterns a black light could reveal….

 

[DarkSimian]

Yeah, it was me. I was operating under the misguided thought that it would be clever.

Your wanking preference may be a comfy place, but I bet your work restroom is coated in ectoplasm. Oh, the splatter patterns a black light could reveal….

It would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.....

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yeah, it was me. I was operating under the misguided thought that it would be clever.

Your wanking preference may be a comfy place, but I bet your work restroom is coated in ectoplasm. Oh, the splatter patterns a black light could reveal….

I swear to god it would be the most beautiful chaos you've ever seen.

All hail Suzanne and her question asking. She's doing a fine job. Here's a picture of my arsehole as a reward.

Clicky

 

[Trekka]

Guys and gals, contrary to what Pmann may assert, I'm blonde. This chaos is totally confusing me.

What are we talking about again? Pmann wanking at work? Modern art? Forensic science? Bigfoot sightings? Huh?

Help me out here!

 

[Amalgamation]

Guys and gals, contrary to what Pmann may assert, I'm blonde. This chaos is totally confusing me.

What are we talking about again? Pmann wanking at work? Modern art? Forensic science? Bigfoot sightings? Huh?

Help me out here!

Close, but the actual conversation consisted of fairies choking BigFoot while he wanked in the Luvre to the Mona Lisa.

Little Sis was scouring the cyberscape for proof.

 

[Trekka]

Close, but the actual conversation consisted of fairies choking BigFoot while he wanked in the Luvre to the Mona Lisa.

Little Sis was scouring the cyberscape for proof.

He said *choking* ... OK: I'm back in the game.

 

[Amalgamation]

He said *choking* ... OK: I'm back in the game.

Fulfilled my helpful duty for the day. Amal out.

 

[PapaChained]

Just checking in while I'm away. No one is having too much fun, which is good. I don't see any gay porn, which means LS must be asleep. The one downside is that, no matter how often I click that link Pmann posted, it doesn't work.

Carry on people. The conga line needs me.