Endless_Night
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I assume it's a rockstar doing a somersault.
..........Oh. Now see, clearly I spend too much time in this thread.

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I assume it's a rockstar doing a somersault.

..........Oh. Now see, clearly I spend too much time in this thread.![]()
There aren't enough blank citations in my book to pass out to all that are deserving, so rather than sort who should get one and who shouldn't I'm going to let you all go with a warning until I can get more blank citations brought in.
Shakes my head and finger waggles what's been going on. Hell, even people that haven't been seen in a long time are wandering back in. It's like a festival in here.....

So to run and bring order back to the place:
Can you ever really know how sex is going to go? Sure you can hope it's good but quite honestly, isn't it always a bit of a gamble on just how it's going to go? How to you tilt the odds in your favor? Or do you just allow the moment to dictate and gove yourself enough flexibility to go with the flow and still enjoy?
There aren't enough blank citations in my book to pass out .......
.... Shakes my head and finger waggles what's been going on. It's like a festival in here.....

So to run and bring order back to the place:
Can you ever really know how sex is going to go? Sure you can hope it's good but quite honestly, isn't it always a bit of a gamble on just how it's going to go? How to you tilt the odds in your favor? Or do you just allow the moment to dictate and gove yourself enough flexibility to go with the flow and still enjoy?

Yup, got it. Noted.
I think someone is a little jelly there was fun here w/o him.
Runs my finger over those lips, and licks off grape jelly. Yup, very jelly.
You could always read through the terms and conditions of the escort service. There might be some sort of refund policy or a free night with another entertainer of your choosing. Help keep a regular happy and all. Just trying to help out.![]()
Walks in, reads, walks back out to see the sign over the place, nope it doesn't say "The Comedy Club".....

So to run and bring order back to the place:
Can you ever really know how sex is going to go? Sure you can hope it's good but quite honestly, isn't it always a bit of a gamble on just how it's going to go? How to you tilt the odds in your favor? Or do you just allow the moment to dictate and gove yourself enough flexibility to go with the flow and still enjoy?
So to run and bring order back to the place:
Can you ever really know how sex is going to go? Sure you can hope it's good but quite honestly, isn't it always a bit of a gamble on just how it's going to go? How to you tilt the odds in your favor? Or do you just allow the moment to dictate and gove yourself enough flexibility to go with the flow and still enjoy?
So to run and bring order back to the place:
Can you ever really know how sex is going to go? Sure you can hope it's good but quite honestly, isn't it always a bit of a gamble on just how it's going to go? How to you tilt the odds in your favor? Or do you just allow the moment to dictate and gove yourself enough flexibility to go with the flow and still enjoy?
I think you totally can predict how it's going to go. But it's the little surprises or a new wrinkle that you add to it that really amps up the excitement
So to run and bring order back to the place:
Can you ever really know how sex is going to go? Sure you can hope it's good but quite honestly, isn't it always a bit of a gamble on just how it's going to go? How to you tilt the odds in your favor? Or do you just allow the moment to dictate and gove yourself enough flexibility to go with the flow and still enjoy?
Really? How many dates have you left the house convinced you're getting laid only to come home alone?
I see someone has never had a pizza delivered upside-down with the cheese stuck to the top of the box.Am I the only one that honors the time-tested adage of "sex is like pizza..." ?!
I see someone has never had a pizza delivered upside-down with the cheese stuck to the top of the box.
I see someone has never had a pizza delivered upside-down with the cheese stuck to the top of the box.
Or discovered pineapple on your pie...
How much bad sex is being had out there?! You guys are doing it wrong.
Or discovered pineapple on your pie...
How much bad sex is being had out there?! You guys are doing it wrong.
What, not a pineapple and CB fan? *gasps*