Literotica's grammatical problems are nothing!

[NaokoSmith]

Article about bizarre erotic (possibly) novel! Has to be read for the bit about the cheese Jesus:
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/we-s...n-crocoduck-erotica-e-book-christoph-paul-724

Don't read the actual book, read the reviews on Amazon. This one is a 1 star:
I dislike Kirk as much as any thinking person. But I dislike bad writing, horrid grammar, and incorrect spelling almost as much. And this story has it in spades. Ignoring the fact that it's gibberish, and poorly written, the technical mistakes alone make it a painful read. The next time someone wants to take a poke, pun intended, at Kirk Cameron, lets hope an author with some talent takes the job.

Even better are the 5 star reviews! (One person said she gave extra points because the typos made it even funnier.)
the use of 'then' as 'than' was kind of distracting, but those types of things are usually common in Kindle singles, or short weird erotica like this book.
and
Yeah, there are misspellings and grammar mistakes, but have you read the Maquis [sic] De Sade? He wasn't exactly a grammar nazi either.

 

[1handslapping]

i'm sure

the Marquis would slap you down for errors

 

[R. Richard]

Yeah, there are misspellings and grammar mistakes, but have you read the Maquis [sic] De Sade? He wasn't exactly a grammar nazi either.

The Maquis were rural guerrilla bands of French Resistance fighters. Who would have thought that the Marquis de Sade was involved in World War II?

 

[Handley_Page]

the Marquis would slap you down for errors

with a very sharp sword.


PS.
They used to say if an infinite number of chimps typed we would get the works of Shakespeare, reading Lit has proved this is NOT the case...