Literotica's Casting Couch

[hdlynnette]

I'd like to audition but let me honest, it would be the extreme opposite of type casting

All you have to be is sweet and cute. And you fit that description dearc!


DB, here is my cast of Literoticians. Hope that's spelled right.

Thelma & Lousie

Cast

Thelma ~ Kendra
Louise ~ HDLynnette
JD ~ Dearc
Hal ~ Nappy
Jimmy ~ Packersfan
Darryl ~ Artlover​

 

[Essa]

Loving all of them so far

Little Red Riding Hood​

Little Red Riding Hood MollyDolly...
after all she is so sweet and innocent

The Big Bad Wolf Kylan…
Erm, no explanation necessary

Grandmother Essa
It had to be me seeing as I have just become a proud grandmother of tripleps

The Hunter DirtyBear….
Dashing in to save the day wielding his golf clubs

The trees in the wood in no particular order

Morri…
A beautiful proud willow tree

Lovemonster
One of them old gnarled decrepit trees

Stillstiff
A handsome upright firm Oak tree

Higher
The tallest tree in like ever

Daintyfemme
A delightful delicate feminine tree

Beansprout
One of them Jack and the beanstalk trees.

O.k, trees stop bickering and tarting with each other….And…..Action.

​

 

[lovemonster]

Loving all of them so far

Little Red Riding Hood​

Little Red Riding Hood MollyDolly...
after all she is so sweet and innocent

The Big Bad Wolf Kylan…
Erm, no explanation necessary

Grandmother Essa
It had to be me seeing as I have just become a proud grandmother of tripleps

The Hunter DirtyBear….
Dashing in to save the day wielding his golf clubs

The trees in the wood in no particular order

Morri…
A beautiful proud willow tree

Lovemonster
One of them old gnarled decrepit trees

Stillstiff
A handsome upright firm Oak tree

Higher
The tallest tree in like ever

Daintyfemme
A delightful delicate feminine tree

Beansprout
One of them Jack and the beanstalk trees.

O.k, trees stop bickering and tarting with each other….And…..Action.

​

Cheeky bitch...again.

 

[daintyfemme]

*giggles*
this is jusst too cool

 

[Essa]

Cheeky bitch...again.

Hey!!!!!

What the fuck are you doing here??

You're supposed to be tarting with the morri tree in my film

 

[lovemonster]

Hey!!!!!

What the fuck are you doing here??

You're supposed to be tarting with the morri tree in my film

I've been and done my tarting, I only had time for a quick tart this evening

 

[Essa]

*giggles*
this is jusst too cool

Don't worry about your kids dainty...They're quite safe, erm, somewhere...

Now, where would Mary Poppins leave them?

I know...In a pub toilet with a packet of crisps

 

[Essa]

I've been and done my tarting, I only had time for a quick tart this evening

Same here, though I do find quick tarts are the bestest...You get to leave them panting

 

[daintyfemme]

Don't worry about your kids dainty...They're quite safe, erm, somewhere...

Now, where would Mary Poppins leave them?

I know...In a pub toilet with a packet of crisps

oh no...
I should have hidden the umbrella....

http://bp2.blogger.com/_2CBTzxlnhqs/Rax-IayrC8I/AAAAAAAAADw/u8Fs3aMpMv8/s400/mary+poppins+good.jpg

 

[DaveRidesAgain]

Mary Poppins

Mary Poppins ~ Essa
Bert ~ Luv1
Mr Banks ~ DavidRidesAgain
Mrs Banks ~ DaintyFemme
Jane Banks ~ WickedDoll
Micheal Banks ~ JammyJimmy
Ellen ~ Lovemonster​

Thanks for the film DB

Flippn 'eck I'm a film star!

 

[Essa]

Flippn 'eck I'm a film star!

Yes but look who you left your children with

 

[lovemonster]

Same here, though I do find quick tarts are the bestest...You get to leave them panting

I thought you said painting for a minute there. Fuck me, you have them doing DIY after sex as well?

 

[Essa]

I thought you said painting for a minute there. Fuck me, you have them doing DIY after sex as well?

Excuse me...Unlike you, there is no need for any of my men to do it themselves after fucking me

 

[DaveRidesAgain]

Yes but look who you left your children with

That means my wife and I have more time for each other

Oh Mrs Baaaaannks...

 

[Essa]

That means my wife and I have more time for each other

Oh Mrs Baaaaannks...

Damn...That theory didn't work out quite the way I wanted it to.

What happened to the seducing of the nanny?

 

[lovemonster]

Excuse me...Unlike you, there is no need for any of my men to do it themselves after fucking me

Yeah, but you have to give them a spoonful of sugar to make it more pallatable.

 

[JammyJimmy]

Mary Poppins

Mary Poppins ~ Essa
Bert ~ Luv1
Mr Banks ~ DavidRidesAgain
Mrs Banks ~ DaintyFemme
Jane Banks ~ WickedDoll
Micheal Banks ~ JammyJimmy
Ellen ~ Lovemonster​

Thanks for the film DB

Awesome!!!
And WickedDoll is my sis too.... cool!

 

[DaveRidesAgain]

Damn...That theory didn't work out quite the way I wanted it to.

What happened to the seducing of the nanny?

I'll leave that in the capable Mrs Banks' hands (as long as I get to watch )

 

[daintyfemme]

Yes but look who you left your children with

It's JJ and Dolly...
they can take care of themselves

 

[DaveRidesAgain]

Mr Banks loves Mrs Banks' new av

 

[JammyJimmy]

It's JJ and Dolly...
they can take care of themselves

lol.... I think you meant they're more than capable of getting into trouble without the help of their parents

 

[MollyDolly]

Loving all of them so far

Little Red Riding Hood​

Little Red Riding Hood MollyDolly...
after all she is so sweet and innocent

​

*collapses into giggles*

Oh my, my reputation precedes me! I love it!

 

[Essa]

a nanny who leaves us in a pub toilet...with crisps??....too good to be true....



ummmm....yeah....you just keep thinking that...

Morri thought of us as kids for a good reason...serious troublemakers...

Hey, don't let it ever be said I'm one of those sweet knitting nannys who bake crappy cakes and stuff

 

[Essa]

*collapses into giggles*

Oh my, my reputation precedes me! I love it!

Yeah well you did pretend on a previous post to be all sweet and innocent...Thought I'd play along.

Nudge, nudge, wink, win...

Ow, you're not supposed to shove me back

 

[MollyDolly]

Yeah well you did pretend on a previous post to be all sweet and innocent...Thought I'd play along.

Nudge, nudge, wink, win...

Ow, you're not supposed to shove me back

I would never shove you, Granny! I'll bring you a picnic of goodies and voddie to drink in bed to help you feel better!

(And you're soo not old enough to be my Granny! )