Literotica's Casting Couch

[Guest]

Thanks to EB and MH for help with the name.

The idea is this..... Take a well-known movie, and produce a cast list... but instead of the actors, put Litsters in their places as you see fit.

I hasten that this thread is for FUN, only and not designed to be nasty or air disagreements, so I would appreciate if that didn't happen. Please.

I will start. It's self-indulgent in the extreme... sorry about that.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Cast.

Snow White..... Razzbeary
Prince.... DirtyBear
Wicked Queen.... lovemonster
Queen as Old Witch.... lovemonster
Magic Mirror.... magicalhands
Doc.... Azuldrgon
Bashful.... Kingofmycastle
Dopey.... geronimo appleby
Grumpy.... Koalabear
Sneezy.... Kylan
Happy.... luv1
Sleepy.... mark197205​

 

[daintyfemme]

Lol.. This is a cute idea!
Oh I will have to think now..

 

[magicalhands]

Love the idea DB... will have to think of movie and cast it.

 

[Guest]

Love the idea DB... will have to think of movie and cast it.

Lol.. This is a cute idea!
Oh I will have to think now..

Thanks ladies....

 

[Daizie]

LOL. This is great! Should be fun and funny too!

 

[Guest]

Ah well... can't knock every ball out of the park.

 

[Morrigu]

Looks like fun, I'll have to think of a movie

 

[EesomeBeastie]

Will need to think a bit. Watch this space...

 

[lovemonster]

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Cast.

Snow White..... Razzbeary
Prince.... DirtyBear
Wicked Queen.... lovemonster
Queen as Old Witch.... lovemonster
Magic Mirror.... magicalhands
Doc.... Azuldrgon
Bashful.... Kingofmycastle
Dopey.... geronimo appleby
Grumpy.... Koalabear
Sneezy.... Kylan
Happy.... luv1
Sleepy.... mark197205​

Cheeky git.

 

[fire_breeze]

Love this idea!


Do we have to cast it ourselves or do we just propose a movie and have a communal casting?


I'm stupid today

 

[Guest]

Love this idea!


Do we have to cast it ourselves or do we just propose a movie and have a communal casting?


I'm stupid today

You cast it yourselves hun.

Though there's nothing stopping a communal one, if people want to.....

And why should today be any different? *runs*

Everyone thinks it's a good idea.... but no-one's come up with one yet...

 

[imnauti]

Missed this until just now. Wish I had seen it earlier in the day, I would have put one together. Now I'll have to think about it...... but I'll be back.


Hmmmmm...... who would I choose to be the Terminator?????

 

[Essa]

DEBBIE DOES DALLAS

Cast in alphabetical order.

Dallas.

aa11xxmark
DirtyBear
EesomeBeastie
geronimo_appleby
Golden Silence
Higher
joeys-game
Kylan
Luv 1
Mark
MSH2
riftheotherone

Debbie

Lovemonster

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[Morrigu]

DEBBIE DOES DALLAS

Cast in alphabetical order.

Dallas.

aa11xxmark
DirtyBear
EesomeBeastie
geronimo_appleby
Golden Silence
Higher
joeys-game
Kylan
Luv 1
Mark
MSH2
riftheotherone

Debbie

Lovemonster

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Lmao I like that one Essa

 

[Guest]

DEBBIE DOES DALLAS

Cast in alphabetical order.

Dallas.

aa11xxmark
DirtyBear
EesomeBeastie
geronimo_appleby
Higher
joeys-game
Kylan
Luv 1
Mark
MSH2
riftheotherone

Debbie

Lovemonster

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Thanks Essa

Any more ideas from people?

 

[mrtnmoon]

I kind of like this idea, but all I can see playing me is some fat loser like chris farley right before he died or jim belushi (who might as well be dead) or john belushi right before he died.

 

[mrtnmoon]

ok.. I just actually had a passable idea...

the holiday
starring me as the jack black character
gypsy as kate winslett's character (though from what I've seen she's a lot smaller than kate winslett)
and, just because I know they're super hot for each other.. kendra as cameron diaz and natty as jude law.
because he used to joke about his age, NorthernPA4u would be eli wallach, and some non-Lit bitch that stomped the shit out of my heart would be jack black's cheating whore of a girlfriend.
some real prick would have to play rufus sewell's character, and I don't wanna name any names, although I have some in mind. since I don't thnk gypsy would be attracted to any of them, it doesn't matter.

the four main characters happy and in love at the end of the movie is the point, and me and gypsy and kendra and natty could pull it off, I think.

 

[lovemonster]

DEBBIE DOES DALLAS

Cast in alphabetical order.

Dallas.

aa11xxmark
DirtyBear
EesomeBeastie
geronimo_appleby
Golden Silence
Higher
joeys-game
Kylan
Luv 1
Mark
MSH2
riftheotherone

Debbie

Lovemonster

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OK, even I snorted at that one.

You bitch.

 

[Guest]

Thanks to Essa and Moon for having a go.

 

[subish2009]

*subscribes*

I will have to think on this and come back. Brilliant idea, Bear.

 

[Guest]

Toy Story

Woody - EesomeBeastie
Buzz Lightyear - geronimo appleby
Mr Potato Head - KHAN-E
Slinky Dog - Azuldrgon
Rex - luv1
Hamm - MSH2
Bo Peep - janeyl​

 

[Morrigu]

DB I'm been thinking that I might find it easier if you gave me a film Lazy wotsit I know

I know that's being cheeky, but cheeky is what I'm good at

 

[CMsPrincess]

I'll be Andy's mom

 

[availableslave2u]

i think i should be cast in any quiet, shy and innocent role out there *adjusts halo*

 

[lovemonster]

Witches of Eastwick

Alexandra ~ Essa
Jane ~ Morrigu
Sukie ~ lovemonster
Daryl Van Horne ~ Kylan


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