I would never shove you, Granny! I'll bring you a picnic of goodies and voddie to drink in bed to help you feel better!
(And you're soo not old enough to be my Granny!)
Well, I'm making turkey burgers with blue cheese for dinner- but can you chew that with your dentures and will that sit well in your delicate stomach?I've got me voddie, I's awaiting me goodies
I am soooo that old, I'll have you know I could be your granny twenty times over and still flash my wrinkly droopy tits and embarrass you
Silliness! 
You're far too sexy to be a Granny- tell those kitties to go away! Well, I'm making turkey burgers with blue cheese for dinner- but can you chew that with your dentures and will that sit well in your delicate stomach?
Gotta love when they start talking back*removes teeth and delicate stomach*
Us grannies can do that *nods and rocks and knits proudly*
The kitties are all escaping, it's chase the purrbaby time in our house at the mo. The middle one actually hissed at me today for the first time...Oh happy days
Gotta love when they start talking back
Last week I thought about getting a pet... well, not for the first time... but a fish just wouldn't cut it *sigh*
I couldn't deal with a toy boy... I can't even deal with many guys my own age... so no one younger!Ever thought about a toyboy?
I'll have you know they come highly recomended, they don't mault on your furniture and are happy to be fed when you say not them.
I figured a smaller, more hairy roommate who doesn't talk back might be a good option, but I'd feel bad leaving a dog alone so often, and no kitty furniture-wrecker. So, I'll wait it out I couldn't deal with a toy boy... I can't even deal with many guys my own age... so no one younger!
So... I'm an old fart and the most boring Friend.
Hmph!!!
Thanks Liz.
at least i didn't do dumb and dumber
