Literotica Summer Camp

[Nomad4112000]

Hey we could invite all the people who are great at pissing people off. Well we could use some Pinatas` can't we? I'll bring the ropes and a really big stick.

 

[Wiggles]

Not if we continued using our nicks--there would just be a real face to put to the "name." It would limit the replies, but that might not be too bad either.

I don't know if I could handle people actually calling me Wiggles.

It could be like one of those Burning Man festivals. Those things rock. Naked people everywhere, everybody showing off their skills, partying all night.

We could have a big bonfire, and tell erotic stories around it. I'll bring the the marshmallows.

 

[Private Vasquez]

is this like Bug Juice?

will Meathead be there? (man...I don't know what that movie was called...)

 

[TN_Vixen]

could we have like..

"Who Gives The Best Blowjob" contests?

Wet T-Shirts?
Best Buns (for the men to participate in)
Three-legged race - with a *ahem* twist?
Porno tales around the fire?

 

[TN_Vixen]

Who has kitchen duty?
Can we share sleeping bags?
"roasting a hot dog" will take a new meaning
I want to have sex on a canoe

 

[Zamdrist]

This is a funny thread...

Lawn darts...nude? Ouch! No, that wouldn't do at all.

 

[Monazwx]

Literotic Encounters

I wanna come too! I want to be a camp counsellor.

We could tell sex stories around a bonfire, among other things.

I think it should be at Hedonism or some other nude resort, then we wouldn't have to worry about the clothes issue. I hate packing!

A little sun, sand and sea would go nicely with licks, sucks and fucks don't you think?

 

[TN_Vixen]

Oooh, and all the Lit women have to wear

the babewatch swimsuits & jog around looking innocent like their boobies aren't shaking from here to Tuesday

 

[Zamdrist]

Re: Literotic Encounters

A little sun, sand and sea would go nicely with licks, sucks and fucks don't you think?

I'd be a little concerned with getting sand betwixt my cheeks.

 

[navarre]

I'll cook breakfast.

Fresh squeezed OJ
Country ham
Country sausage
Rashers of bacon
Hash browns
Grits (ok so flame me)
Eggs any way you want them
Fresh baked bread for toast

 

[TN_Vixen]

navarre

you got the job.

Oooh! I know a good game! How about everyone throws their "nick" in a hat and each person draws out (at least) two names and must proceed to have threesome sex in front of everyone else?

hehehe

There'd have to be drugs involved, but I'd do it.

 

[Monazwx]

Zam.

Don't worry. I'll take care of the sand.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Re: could we have like..

"Who Gives The Best Blowjob" contests?

Only if I can be a judge.

 

[Zamdrist]

Re: Zam.

Don't worry. I'll take care of the sand.

Yeah, but then I'd get sand burns on my knees...

 

[Laurel]

Campfire stories...acted out, by the fire.

 

[Monazwx]

Sand burns

Believe me, you won't concentrating on sand burns.

 

[Zamdrist]

Re: Sand burns

Believe me, you won't concentrating on sand burns.

Do I see...sand dollars...?

 

[angel's pet]

And there would have to be a talent show... where everyone shows off their most spectacular skill

 

[Monazwx]

Hmmmm

You'll just have to come to camp and find out.

(Don't forget to sign up for the talent show!)

 

[Northern Lights]

Camper competitions

With 2 summers of camp counselor experience on my resume, I'd look forward to these camper competitions:

- sexiest body part with poison ivy
- who can eat the most smores with tequila chasers
- best xxx rated skit
- best hershey chocolate and whip cream body decoration
- most erotic hot dog eating
- filthiest cabin camp song
- best dildo built of camp crafts (lots of plaster & popsicle sticks)

Let the games begin!

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Camper competitions

- best dildo built of camp crafts (lots of plaster & popsicle sticks)

Let the games begin!

OOOh, that sounds like fun! Does this mean that no matter what, whoever has the best dildo has to demonstrate it's functionality?

 

[Nathon_88]

Lets see..... We have to :

1) Find a nice summery place to get away to. I would SUGGEST a West Coast (For many of us, it's a lot closer....besides, we want Laurel there too, right?)

If someone knows of a nice private place we can rent or book, that would be PERFECT.

2) Book the ENTIRE thing....for a week? More?

We don't want to have to "tone down" the activites, of course.....

3) Get names, (Nicks are fine for everyone except the person who has to plan this....because if you're trying to hit up, let's say "Wiggles" for money.....)

4) Get a concrete time for this....

May? Too COOOOOLD in that water.
June? Better....and if you book it before School's out....less kids around...which is also good...see #2.

5) More things?

Camp Coordinator
Cooks.
Bed Assignments (Yeah, right.....musical chairs. )
Some type of safety person.


Oh, and yes....please.....I hereby volunteer to be Safety Guy....if I get to kiss everything better.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I remember once at summer camp

(all girls camp) we all went into the water and while in the water, were egged on by the counselors to skinny dip, so we all took off our suits and tossed them onto the beach. The counselors then gathered up all our suits and tied them in a knot waaaaay up on the farthest point of the shore forcing us to walk out of the water naked and untie our suit in order to put them back on.

This could work at the Lit Camp. I vote for all the guys first! Who's game?

 

[Nathon_88]

Re: I remember once at summer camp

(all girls camp) we all went into the water and while in the water, were egged on by the counselors to skinny dip, so we all took off our suits and tossed them onto the beach. The counselors then gathered up all our suits and tied them in a knot waaaaay up on the farthest point of the shore forcing us to walk out of the water naked and untie our suit in order to put them back on.

This could work at the Lit Camp. I vote for all the guys first! Who's game?

Only if you tie them to YOURS.

 

[TN_Vixen]

ok, I also vote for

mandatory circle jerks for the guys

pajama parties where the sexier the outfit, the better

hiking in a g-string

nekkid pool parties

"Lit Members Gone Wild" video tapes.