Literotica Erotica: More than just hearts bursting into flames

[WickedEve]

I was reading some erotic poems and got a bit miffed by all the passion and desire and more passion and desire and lots of lust! I tried the story spinner and found that some literotica poets have some interesting and pretty darn amusing lines in their erotic poems. So a smile to the poets who go a step beyond throbbing love and creamy embraces.

wet
by feeona ©
dipping the vibrator into the mayonnaise,
i insert it into my driipping pussy with a moan...
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Playful Pussy
by Savage Kitten ©
The results are being "pussyless"
and that is very sad!!
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feed your head
by Venus Inference ©
i could see that she was running on e, purring like the energizer bunny, and she fit into me like a hook into an eye.
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Take me (An Erotic Poem)
by DonAbdul ©
Bite my booty, with your vampire like fangs
Lick my brown hole, over and around
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Tickle My Nose
by JJ Johnson ©
T'was no resisting her whisker bisquit
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Mystery Lover
by Passion101 ©
my mystery lover is a vampire and I don't care.
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From Valen to Myst
by SeanValen ©
This muscle between my legs
is good for fertilizing your eggs,
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Tropical
by Marie Marshall ©
The same salmon-like leaping of falls-up love!
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Ode to Senor Dildo
by lancelot ©
And I will always sing your dildo song.
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gun fire
by justin grimbol ©
all i want
is a droopy
pussy that
has seen
battles,

 

[Angeline]

And if I may

add my personal favorite giggle-worthy erotica to the thread, lest we forget the gone but still growlin somewhere karmadog:

The Hallmark Quickie
by karmadog ©

Our lips met in a blue alcohol blaze
and the bartender suggested, “Get a room. Change your ways.”
So we rushed from the bar leaving other couples trampled
to tryst in the parking lot (couldn’t get to the car).
Fuddled minds seem to think, subtract thirty people
three walls and one prude
add fifteen cars, It’s time to get nude!

I lifted her skirt emboldened by scotch.
and found pantyhose with a reinforced crotch.
But what’s made by Man may be unmade by me.
With a rip, an entrance to a hole much sweeter.
I turned her around to admire her globes
She bent at the waist and I gave each a smack
The foreplay completed, I sought out her crack.

Flesh slapping flesh drew eyes from the dumpster.
Tiny whiskers atwitter each time I humped her
Unnoticed they watched and washed filthy faces
then returned to their meal of free beer and bar food.
Round the corner drove a pickup maybe a Dodge.
But Mary and I, we continued to fuck
What could I do? Waddle away like a duck?

I must say that Mary was a hell of a dame
She kept her hips pumping until we both came.
The folks in the Dodge applauded and honked
while I did my best Bogey and lit up two smokes.
Some might have hidden their faces in shame,
but since that night when we stood our ground
Mary and I haven’t paid for a round.

 

[WickedEve]

Ah, the dog!

How about the first one I have listed? Just ain't the same without miracle whip. lol

 

[Angeline]

Ah, the dog!

How about the first one I have listed? Just ain't the same without miracle whip. lol

I rather like "and I will always sing your dildo song." How elegaeic.

 

[WickedEve]

I rather like "and I will always sing your dildo song." How elegaeic.

You know I like that one.

Anyway, this puts me in the mood to write some outrageous erotica.

 

[Angeline]

You know I like that one.

Anyway, this puts me in the mood to write some outrageous erotica.

You've inspired me to go look for more, lol. I need something silly and meaningless to do now--I have to work 12-hour shifts tomorrow and Saturday. I'm trying not to think about it.

 

[wildsweetone]

i really wish there was a search function for the poetry submitted here.

 

[Angeline]

A few that made me laugh: thank you poets!

Base-ic Fuck
by Amberley ©

Hot hood o’ the Holden
Won’t escape our rampage
I’ll bang ya right there
With abandoned outrage!

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Subliminal Sex Orgy
by smithpeter ©

shhhh,
It's a secret, this is the real title

Vote this #1

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A Woman's Shopping Fantasy
by Littlemissblair ©

a butt so tight, enough to hold
a hammer between her cheeks

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night
by tnguy04 ©

your teeth come out of the darkness as I see your face light up

 

[WickedEve]

Base-ic Fuck
by Amberley ©

Hot hood o’ the Holden
Won’t escape our rampage
I’ll bang ya right there
With abandoned outrage!

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Subliminal Sex Orgy
by smithpeter ©

shhhh,
It's a secret, this is the real title

Vote this #1

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A Woman's Shopping Fantasy
by Littlemissblair ©

a butt so tight, enough to hold
a hammer between her cheeks

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night
by tnguy04 ©

your teeth come out of the darkness as I see your face light up

Oh, sp's and misssblair's are funny!

 

[WickedEve]

i really wish there was a search function for the poetry submitted here.

Me too! There are many times I've wanted to look for a certain poem. Odd that we don't have that option.

 

[wildsweetone]

Me too! There are many times I've wanted to look for a certain poem. Odd that we don't have that option.

it would be such a useful and handy tool! i don't think it can be too much of a hassle to set up, there is already the keywords/tags function in place on stories and poetry. i don't know what else would be needed.

(i use the function all the time on poemhunter).

 

[WickedEve]

it would be such a useful and handy tool! i don't think it can be too much of a hassle to set up, there is already the keywords/tags function in place on stories and poetry. i don't know what else would be needed.

(i use the function all the time on poemhunter).

I sent Laurel a PM. Whether or not I'll get a reply...
I asked about a search function for poetry. Also, I asked about having two features restored: having the option to edit a pending poem and receiving a "You have already voted on this submission" message.

 

[wildsweetone]

I sent Laurel a PM. Whether or not I'll get a reply...
I asked about a search function for poetry. Also, I asked about having two features restored: having the option to edit a pending poem and receiving a "You have already voted on this submission" message.

oh excellent! they are all useful. thanks eve for taking the time to send her a PM.