Literotica book of records

[perks]

I've thrown a literotican the farthest.

What have you done?

 

[Guest]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Uh. I don't think I've broken any records.

But I did witness that record!

 

[Oscuridad]

I've... wait. No I haven't.

Nevermind.

Threw who?

 

[perks]

I've... wait. No I haven't.

Nevermind.

Threw who?

hehehheheh, it was a guy. You can put in your guess.

 

[Killswitch]

Page one....Me So Horny, by Too Live Crew.

Page two...Wild Thing, by Tone Loc.

Oh.....wrong kina records....or are they?

 

[Oscuridad]

It wasn't Hanns was it?

 

[Mischka]

Record: Most Hair Dye Used on Other Litizens

I've dyed another Literotican's hair a thoroughly unnatural color. And my thumb in the process. The hair looked great, my thumb not so much.

 

[perks]

It wasn't Hanns was it?

I haven't had the pleasure of making his aquaintance.

 

[Oscuridad]

I haven't had the pleasure of making his aquaintance.

Pity... was enjoying the mental picture.

 

[Dillinger]

For a loop?

And what's the deal with the sig? I'm not sexy enough just as I am?

I as so disrespected around here.

 

[perks]

Re: Record: Most Hair Dye Used on Other Litizens

I've dyed another Literotican's hair a thoroughly unnatural color. And my thumb in the process. The hair looked great, my thumb not so much.

green?

 

[perks]

For a loop?

And what's the deal with the sig? I'm not sexy enough just as I am?

I as so disrespected around here.

I lurve you dilly. You are sexy enough, but we want way more sexier, get to work! Don't make me throw you again!

 

[Guest]

I as so disrespected around here.

I broke the record for the most disrespect of Dilly!



Omg Perks..HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Oscuridad]

I lurve you dilly. You are sexy enough, but we want way more sexier, get to work! Don't make me throw you again!

Aha!!

 

[Dillinger]

No doubt about that, rainy.

BTW - payback is being planned at this moment.

 

[Mischka]

Re: Re: Record: Most Hair Dye Used on Other Litizens

green?

plum

 

[Guest]

I don't think I have any records.

I'd say blatant lusting after Rainy, but I think I'm barely in the top 10

 

[Guest]

No doubt about that, rainy.

BTW - payback is being planned at this moment.

 

[Dillinger]

I don't think I have any records.

I've got quite a few but I think I'm most proud of my Zappa collection.

 

[Dillinger]

That's part of it, certainly - just keep your mouth open WAY wide... (Perky too)

 

[Oscuridad]

Going for another sort of record Dilly?

 

[islandman]

just keep your mouth open WAY wide... (Perky too)

That's gotta be some sort of record, no?

 

[perks]

Re: Re: Re: Record: Most Hair Dye Used on Other Litizens

plum

may I call you little Jack horner?<grin>

 

[Guest]

Oh dear gawd.

 

[Oscuridad]

*makes popping noise*