Literitica Profiles Are Pathetic

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Re: Uhh....is ther a point to what your saying???

hhmmm...unregistered...you count even less than the people with empty profiles...at least they can type...rather than cut and paste....

Please don't hurt yourself with that tongue, not only can I quote and cut and paste, but with the exceptions of those words I chose to miss-spell, you will find the rest of my posts are spelt correctly and use grammar that can be recognized by the majority of other posters.

At this rate we will fuck you out of your virginity,to soon for the rest of the BB to enjoy.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Doc... my sides hurt now!

Well, honey, you just step into my office... I've got the cure for that right here!

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: He sure is right about so many things, this boyish_man.

I just looked at it again, and I still cant figure out the point....please re-explain yourself.....explain it like I'm a 6 year old....

Here is what it actually says...

Biography Artist, writer, designer
Location Springfield
Interests beuty and brains....a woman who owns her selfher
Occupation artist, desigmer

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

and I also dont like that 'vigin' crap under my screenname....who do i gotta fuck around here to get rid of it?????

Fuck, of course.

Welcome BM. The profiles aren't really accessed all that much once you've been here about, oh, two or three hours. People get to know each other pretty damn well on the BB, and posting the kind personal info in the profile you're looking for brings forth a host of unwelcome "Wanna Fuck?" e-mails, so most people bag it altogether.

If you're looking to hook up try the Personals Forum -- I believe most of the people there create extensive profiles. But here in the Gen Forum we tend to find out more than we ever wanted to know about each other without having to pony up the 25 words or less version.

Except me. I'm the wind. Call me Maria.

 

[Guest]

Hey Maria, Wanna Fuck LMAO.

Write on Dixon

 

[CelticsHeart]

We?

At this rate we will fuck you out of your virginity,to soon for the rest of the BB to enjoy.

Sorry Unregistered, can I ask just who "We" are ?

Not everyone on here feels the need to resort to sideswipes to score a point.

 

[miles]

boyish_man

If she shows up carrying a saddle and a set of jumper cables, you better run like hell, Bubba.

 

[Always]

*scratches ears and looks at her profile* maybe cause we don't do profiles as much as we simply post? honestly, the life of the lit bb is here, on the bb, instead of in the profs.

what a concept.

baka.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Hey Maria, Wanna Fuck LMAO.

LOL God I'm having Chat flashbacks where everyone used "z" a lot and eventually reduced their posts to eye charts...

fuckmeimwet: Hey baby iz u horny?
cockyboy: alwayz fer u
fuckmeimet: o yeah i her u!
cockyboy: i c u and me in a bed
fucmeimwet: z c w x e g
doc: Now cover the other eye and read the bottom line.

 

[Mistress]

LOL God I'm having Chat flashbacks where everyone used "z" a lot and eventually reduced their posts to eye charts...

fuckmeimwet: Hey baby iz u horny?
cockyboy: alwayz fer u
fuckmeimet: o yeah i her u!
cockyboy: i c u and me in a bed
fucmeimwet: z c w x e g
doc: Now cover the other eye and read the bottom line.

Now that was funny



Oh Doc, lets go to the mall and try on dresses too

 

[doctor_insanus]

Now that was funny



Oh Doc, lets go to the mall and try on dresses too

Right behind you...

 

[Mistress]

Right behind you...

Just where I like ya

Heheh sorry I disapeared had to go into town, back now for a little bit before I head into game. You know how us women are, always gotta go shopping

 

[boyish_man]

Re: Re: Re: He sure is right about so many things, this boyish_man.

Here is what it actually says...

Biography Artist, writer, designer
Location Springfield
Interests beuty and brains....a woman who owns her selfher
Occupation artist, desigmer

nohw i get it ur making funn uv mi badd spelingg mistakeses.....


The bottom line is that you still dont matter, unregistered.......

At any rate....this is getting more interesting, and I'm back to my original premise......In general, and this goes for the Lit BB, the net has turned most people into cowering little shadows of who they WISH they were...its pretty sad, actually.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I heard that!

I need to get a new pair of shoes... my feet are killing me!

(God, I'm starting to scare myself!)

Oops... guess I should have quoted you, Mistress...

 

[TygerEyez]

Welcome to the BB, Boyish.

Have fun and be good... *slithers up close and whispers* 'Cause if you don't... I will personally disembowel you for another crack at the Literoticans again, 'kay? Don't attack, before you know.

*steps back and grins heartily* Other than that, you're welcome in my book.

Hey, Mistress? Need help with those zippers?

 

[Mistress]

Hey, Mistress? Need help with those zippers?

From you? Sure do! Doc you need help with your zipper?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

In general, and this goes for the Lit BB, the net has turned most people into cowering little shadows of who they WISH they were...its pretty sad, actually.

LOL I predict you never leave Literotica, and that you'll reach 1000 posts by Halloween when you come dressed as the Unabomber. Welcome.

 

[Guest]

Re: Wee?

Sorry Unregistered, can I ask just who "Wee" are ?

Not everyone on here feels the need to resort to sideswipes to score a point.

Wee are the extracted extractors of urine, and wee feel that those into whom wee have inserted chatheters in order to extract that urine, are full deserving of that urine extraction,

If they come here to take the piss, Wee will take the piss out of them.

 

[doctor_insanus]

From you? Sure do! Doc you need help with your zipper?

Mistress, I'm always needing help with my zipper!

(Muah!)

 

[boyish_man]

Welcome to the BB, Boyish.

Have fun and be good... *slithers up close and whispers* 'Cause if you don't... I will personally disembowel you for another crack at the Literoticans again, 'kay? Don't attack, before you know.

*steps back and grins heartily* Other than that, you're welcome in my book.

Now thats funny, from some one named after a piece of candy or something.....*uh, stepping back, and LAUGHING heartily......funny*

 

[TygerEyez]

Sweet! I zip up Mistress (or zip her down, but don't tell her)

Mistress zips up Doc.

Oh, good gracious. I'm getting a warm, squishy feeling inside! Oh, no wait. That's just in my panties. Either way, it feels GOOOD!!!

*snickers at her disgusting weirdo joke, then tries to behave like a normal human* Please don't send me to the funny farm!!I'll be good... I'll be good.

 

[Mistress]

Please don't send me to the funny farm!!I'll be good... I'll be good.

Damnit, why do ya got to go and spoil the fun like that? Ok ok, JIVE TIME!About time eh?

 

[TygerEyez]

Uh, actually, I'm named after me, silly. It was a nickname in High School.

Hey, I welcomed you. I've got nothing against you. I'm just saying, don't attack people before you know them. Not only is it not fair, it's just plain stupid. Heck, you attacked Doc and now you're willing to jump into an orgy with her? Your opinion of people can change.. at least give us a chance to change it.

If you took it the wrong way, that's your prob. I'm just here to have fun.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Heck, you attacked Doc and now you're willing to jump into an orgy with her?

Yeah! What's up with that?

I hate it when men can't make up their minds... guess it's a good thing that they've got us, huh girls?