Mike_Yates
Literotica's Anti-Hero
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This question goes out to all literotica women who are married.
If your husband exhibits all of the following traits, then you are probably married to deadbeat and a slob.
*Is obese or morbidly obese
*Excessive facial hair or a very long beard
*Showers only once a week and smells bad
*Chain smokes constantly
*Sits on a recliner chair or sofa and watches television with the sound blasting loud
*Watches sports (particularly football) with the sound deafeningly loud
*Drinks alcohol, eats fattening food, and smokes cigarettes while watching television
*Very poor housekeeping with things around the house/apartment/condominium broken and in visible disrepair
*Filthy and deplorable living conditions with mold visible on the walls and carpet
*Coughs and hacks constantly from decades-long smoking addiction
*ANGRILY shouts, screams, and argues over trivial matters
*Verbal violence/always shouting
*Is a shut-in and rarely leaves the house unless it is to purchase such items like junk food, alcohol, and cigarettes, or to waste money at the casino
*Often exhibits self-destructive behavior
*Is a cheapskate and is excessively frugal
*Has overgrown front and/or back yard
*Always smells like cigarettes and B/O
*House smells like an ashtray and like mold/dust
*Is always angry
*Ignores everyone
*Naps during odd hours of the day
*Is a glutton and gouges themselves with very unhealthy food
If your husband exhibits all of the following traits, then you are probably married to deadbeat and a slob.
*Is obese or morbidly obese
*Excessive facial hair or a very long beard
*Showers only once a week and smells bad
*Chain smokes constantly
*Sits on a recliner chair or sofa and watches television with the sound blasting loud
*Watches sports (particularly football) with the sound deafeningly loud
*Drinks alcohol, eats fattening food, and smokes cigarettes while watching television
*Very poor housekeeping with things around the house/apartment/condominium broken and in visible disrepair
*Filthy and deplorable living conditions with mold visible on the walls and carpet
*Coughs and hacks constantly from decades-long smoking addiction
*ANGRILY shouts, screams, and argues over trivial matters
*Verbal violence/always shouting
*Is a shut-in and rarely leaves the house unless it is to purchase such items like junk food, alcohol, and cigarettes, or to waste money at the casino
*Often exhibits self-destructive behavior
*Is a cheapskate and is excessively frugal
*Has overgrown front and/or back yard
*Always smells like cigarettes and B/O
*House smells like an ashtray and like mold/dust
*Is always angry
*Ignores everyone
*Naps during odd hours of the day
*Is a glutton and gouges themselves with very unhealthy food
