Lit Safari

[Oscuridad]

We are here in the wilds of the Literotican jungle. Amid steamy palms and cycads, we search for the native fauna. As we strain to detect the moans of the natives over the exotic call of birds, monkeys, and the occasional peccarie.

Join us now as we traverse this dreamscape. Swathed in green and bathed in clouds.

Wait, what's this? I hear something approaching. Quick! Get the camera ready.

 

[Rambling Rose]

 

[ClaudiusMaximus]

-stalk-

 

[Gilly Bean]

No, I don't use green leaves for a suit, it clashes with my red hair. Oh, well, butt ass naked, I guess.



It's getting hot in here.




So take off all your clothes.




I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off.

 

[ClaudiusMaximus]

My mother always told me not to play the piano with my ass.

It was fun though.

 

[Gilly Bean]

My mother always told me not to play the piano with my ass.

It was fun though.

Hey, you squeeze em just right, and Mary had a Little Lamb comes out to play.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Ready.

 

[Oscuridad]

Spot on. Mr. Lee.

Whatty-ho?

 

[k¡tty]

I suppose once again I'm stuck being the camera person eh?


*grumbles*



Will there be money shots this time?

 

[Oscuridad]

I suppose once again I'm stuck being the camera person eh?


*grumbles*



Will there be money shots this time?

If we find some cooperateve natives.

Off we go!

 

[SexyWench]

Watcha hunting for O'dad?

 

[KillerMuffin]

You know, Debbie has always reminded me of DCL. With better hair.

 

[Oscuridad]

See as we spy the native Wench. Langourously being sexy, here in the underbrush.

Lets see if we can edge a bit closer for a better look.

 

[Oscuridad]

Was that the call of the soft-breasted KillerMuffin I heard?

Quickly Marianne.... Uh, Kitty. The camera!

 

[k¡tty]

Was that the call of the soft-breasted KillerMuffin I heard?

Quickly Marianne.... Uh, Kitty. The camera!

Color or black and white film?


Oh should I use a flash?


Ugh I hate making these decisions.. never rush a woman!

 

[Oscuridad]

Color or black and white film?


Oh should I use a flash?


Ugh I hate making these decisions.. never rush a woman!

*leaps on the camerawoman and gives her a beastly good fucking to get her centered*

 

[KillerMuffin]

*looks up from the porno on the screen*

What the fu--?

*runs like hell*

 

[Oscuridad]

*looks up from the porno on the screen*

What the fu--?

*runs like hell*

Got an excellent shot of her retreating hindquarters! Smashing!

Lovely flanks... Don't you think?

 

[k¡tty]

*leaps on the camerawoman and gives her a beastly good fucking to get her centered*

*squeals*





There is somethin pokin my ass.. I think you've broken the lens of the camera.


Thank goodness you had camera backup to capture the Killer. ;-)

 

[Gilly Bean]

Oy!


I hear sounds in the underbrush!


Gilly sneaks a peek, then throws a rock at the underbrush, while studiously covering her own naked ass with a large leaf

 

[SexyWench]

*runs in the opposite direction of KillerMuffin* They can't be in two places at once!

 

[Oscuridad]

*squeals*





There is somethin pokin my ass.. I think you've broken the lens of the camera.

Not to worry darling, It's just me

Originally posted by k¡tty Thank goodness you had camera backup to capture the Killer. ;-)

Beautiful plumage, eh what?

 

[Oscuridad]

Oy!


I hear sounds in the underbrush!


Gilly sneaks a peek, then throws a rock at the underbrush, while studiously covering her own naked ass with a large leaf

Quickly love!

A GillyBean!!

There quite rare, and known for thier vampiric tendencies so watch your neck.

*grabs the leaf*

 

[Oscuridad]

*runs in the opposite direction of KillerMuffin* They can't be in two places at once!

* a large cushion lined pit opens beneath you, sending you sprawling onto a small pile of sex toys*

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Meanwhile, while Jim is locked in a death struggle with the giant crocodile, I'll be back at the tent with the 18-year-old native girl.