Lit Limericks - one line at a time.

[LAHomedog]

She loved to ice skate in the ring,

 

[DeckardNYC]

She loved to ice skate in the ring,
In just a cami, a hat and a g-string

 

[LAHomedog]

She loved to ice skate in the ring,
In just a cami, a hat and a g-string
But the blonde was cold,

 

[fsa52]

She loved to ice skate in the ring,
In just a cami, a hat and a g-string
But the blonde was cold,
Needing him to hold

 

[LAHomedog]

She loved to ice skate in the ring,
In just a cami, a hat and a g-string
But the blonde was cold,
Needing him to hold
And he did, and added a ring.

 

[Cymru9696]

Her carpool mates picked her up late

 

[fsa52]

Her carpool mates picked her up late
She was worried she’d miss her date

 

[Cymru9696]

Her carpool mates picked her up late
She was worried she’d miss her date
When they stopped for gas

 

[fsa52]

Her carpool mates picked her up late
She was worried she’d miss her date
When they stopped for gas
She knew that alas

 

[DeckardNYC]

Her carpool mates picked her up late
She was worried she’d miss her date
When they stopped for gas
She knew that alas
Sex with her mates was her fate

 

[LAHomedog]

While hanging the stockings with care,

 

[Pad_Foot]

While hanging the stockings with care,
She disrobed on a dare.

 

[fsa52]

While hanging the stockings with care,
She quietly disrobed on a dare
He quickly took stock







It needed to be 8 syllables, so I fixed it.

 

[Pad_Foot]

While hanging the stockings with care,
She quietly disrobed on a dare
He quickly took stock
And whipped out his cock





It needed to be 8 syllables, so I fixed it. Thank you
8 8 5 5 8 ?

 

[Cymru9696]

While hanging the stockings with care,
She quietly disrobed on a dare
He quickly took stock
And whipped out his cock
Soon, both her feet where in the air

 

[LAHomedog]

He shot his swimmers very deep,

 

[fsa52]

He shot his swimmers very deep
He did it while she was asleep

 

[LAHomedog]

He shot his swimmers very deep
He did it while she was asleep (You got it!)
They found her ripe egg,

 

[DeckardNYC]

He shot his swimmers very deep
He did it while she was asleep (You got it!)
They found her ripe egg,
Some, though, her leg

 

[LAHomedog]

He shot his swimmers very deep
He did it while she was asleep (You got it!)
They found her ripe egg,
Some, though, her leg
When his semen began to seep

 

[DeckardNYC]

Jannie was happy she got the pill

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Jannie was happy she got the pill
Hot cum in her pussy, such a thrill!

 

[LAHomedog]

Jannie was happy she got the pill
Hot cum in her pussy, such a thrill!
She loved how it felt,

 

[Cymru9696]

Jannie was happy she got the pill
Hot cum in her pussy, such a thrill!
She loved how it felt
In doggy she knelt

 

[fsa52]

Jannie was happy she got the pill
Hot cum in her pussy, such a thrill!
She loved how it felt
In doggy she knelt
Not a drop of cum did she spill.