Lit Limericks - one line at a time.

[Cymru9696]

She hung all the stockings with care,
In a garter with ass cheeks bare.
When Santa appeared,
And this may seem weird

 

[LAHomedog]

She hung all the stockings with care,
In a garter with ass cheeks bare.
When Santa appeared,
And this may seem weird
So naughty! They had an affair

 

[DeckardNYC]

The holiday cheer was flowing

 

[Cymru9696]

The holiday cheer was flowing
The seeds of conquests were sowing

 

[LAHomedog]

The holiday cheer was flowing
The seeds of conquests were sowing
Under mistletoe

 

[MisterTom]

The holiday cheer was flowing
The seeds of conquests were sowing
Under mistletoe
They fucked nice and slow

 

[LAHomedog]

The holiday cheer was flowing
The seeds of conquests were sowing
Under mistletoe
They fucked nice and slow
Happy their Christmas love was growing.

 

[Cymru9696]

Joy is thin, tall and worthy, y’all

 

[MisterTom]

Joy is thin, tall and worthy, y’all
She's always horny, so give her a call

 

[Sweet_n_SpicySprite]

Joy is thin, tall and worthy, y’all
She's always horny, so give her a call

Call her you might,
Don't let her out of sight;
She's a naughty little sprite.

 

[LAHomedog]

Call her you might,
Don't let her out of sight;
She's a naughty little sprite.

Seven syllable third line. I don't know how to respond. Anyone?

Suppose to be five syllables.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Seven syllable third line. I don't know how to respond. Anyone?

Suppose to be five syllables.

I think that was meant to be the fifth line. Let's start anew.

Times Square at noon, and Sally was bare

 

[Wife of Bath]

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