Lit Learning Convention

[Lord Pmann]

We have a lot of talent here. Loads. I think it would be great to host a get together where different people offer their expert advice on things. We should offer classes. Feel free to add your own, but I think it would be great to have the following classes.

10 Ways To Beat A Dead Horse by eyer

10 Ways To Fuck A Dead Horse by JBJ

How To Hold Your Liquor by Garnate

How To Accuse Anyone Who Disagrees With You Of Being A Bigot by nearly everyone on this forum

The Actual Meaning Of The Word 'Bigot' Unveiled by Lord Pmann

How To Hide A Body Woodchipper Style by Pookie

How To Be Smooth by Smoov

How To Brag About Oral Sex Skills You Probably Don't Have by Cowslinger

How To Quietly Instigate by Aquagal

How To Make Lord Pmann's Cock Hard by Mischka's Nipples

How To Take A Selfie by 1HF

Feel free to add your own.

 

[smoothg103rd]

How much do I get paid?

 

[Disgustipated]

How To Ignore Fake-Ass Donkeys Like Smoov by Luk

How To Be an All'round Bad-Ass by Mona

How To Pretend Not To Be Hottie by Lori

 

[Lord Pmann]

How much do I get paid?

You don't get paid shit. You get to learn from others.

Always looking for a payday. Education is often more valuable than money.

 

[feverplanet]

All of mine fall into the gone but not forgotten category.

How to do crazy with flair:
by Morcheeba

How To Start Hard-on Epidemics By Blessing Us Kindly With The Occasional Selfie - sectionals led by:

Honey123
see also How to be a total sweetheart in any situation (while naked)

Dolf
see also How to broach a strange topic (while naked)

Evesdream
see also How to light up a room and start fun, smart threads (while naked)

Cookiejar
see also How to keep 'em guessing (while naked)

How to go Nuclear On Bigots, Buddies, and Innocent Bystanders Without Smearing Your Mascara
by Candicame

More soon?

 

[glynndah]

I would like a syllabus for the upcoming session.

I would also like to volunteer for a class:
Apostrophes and Plurals: Best Friends or Hated Enemies?

 

[smoothg103rd]

You don't get paid shit. You get to learn from others.

Always looking for a payday. Education is often more valuable than money.

Give me the money, fuck the education.

I'll rather be a rich dumb nigga, than a smart broke nigga, any day.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Give me the money, fuck the education.

I'll rather be a rich dumb nigga, than a smart broke nigga, any day.

Which are you now?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Financial Advice: Be A Dumb Rich Nigga, Rather Than A Smart Poor Nigga by Smoov

How to Creep People Out With Stalking by Mike Yates

 

[eyer]

Wannabe Somebodism 101 by Lord Pmann

 

[Pookie]

Walmart Wi-Fi 101 by Eyer

 

[Pookie]

Genealogy - Trees Without Branches (How Everyone Is A Bro) - Stewart Pidd

 

[smoothg103rd]

Which are you now?

Dumb and not rich.

 

[Not Normal]

How To Be an All'round Bad-Ass by Mona

How To Pretend Not To Be Hottie by Lori

I'll be attending both of these.

 

[smoothg103rd]

How To Ignore Fake-Ass Donkeys Like Smoov by Luk

How To Be an All'round Bad-Ass by Mona

How To Pretend Not To Be Hottie by Lori

How to stay true to your hater craft by Disgustipated.

 

[Pookie]

How To Hide A Body Woodchipper Style by Pookie

This will be a practicum.

Woodchippers provided courtesy of https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/56/e3/c5/56e3c59b01df726429e17b33a22d75d9.jpg

 

[miles]

I would like a syllabus for the upcoming session.

I would also like to volunteer for a class:
Apostrophe's and Plural's: Best Friend's or Hated Enemie's?

FYP

 

[Lord Pmann]

This will be a practicum.

Woodchippers provided courtesy of https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/56/e3/c5/56e3c59b01df726429e17b33a22d75d9.jpg

Do we need to BYOH? Or are the hookers provided?

 

[Pookie]

Do we need to BYOH? Or are the hookers provided?

Bring hookers, Eyer, or whoever you want to run through the woodchipper.

 

[glynndah]

FYP

Stop reading ahead!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Bring hookers, Eyer, or whoever you want to run through the woodchipper.

I doubt there will be enough Eyer to go around for everyone.

 

[Pookie]

I doubt there will be enough Eyer to go around for everyone.

Putting shit in the woodchippers would likely void the warranties too. So, let's stick with hookers.

 

[Garnate]

How to use the word "Fleek" around your family - Garnate

Ruining every thread. A how-to. - Reci

This One Simple Step Could Save Your Life.......

......From a Woodchipper! - eyer

Walmart Wi-Fi 101 by Eyer

Genealogy - Trees Without Branches (How Everyone Is A Bro) - Stewart Pidd

GOLD.

 

[pointless]

All of mine fall into the gone but not forgotten category.

How to do crazy with flair:
by Morcheeba

How To Start Hard-on Epidemics By Blessing Us Kindly With The Occasional Selfie - sectionals led by:

Honey123
see also How to be a total sweetheart in any situation (while naked)

Dolf
see also How to broach a strange topic (while naked)

Evesdream
see also How to light up a room and start fun, smart threads (while naked)

Cookiejar
see also How to keep 'em guessing (while naked)

How to go Nuclear On Bigots, Buddies, and Innocent Bystanders Without Smearing Your Mascara
by Candicame

More soon?

what year is this?

 

[Fata Morgana]

what year is this?

Shoulder pads were in!