Lit is about ppl who are asexual

[Guest]

You think you have all your cards right, but beyond the idle chatter, sexuality is so inept here to the point this site is just a Martha Stewart who spent too much time at the check out counter reading Danielle Steel novels. What a hoot and you all call yourselfs sensual intellectuals. You have real lives, but can't you approach sexuality and sensuality as it should be instead of kiddie posts of what I did today?

 

[Laurel]

...says the guy/girl who's too chickenshit to post under his/her username.

Stand up and say it like a man, for cryin out loud. If we're all such losers, wtf are you so afraid of?

 

[Weevil]

What a hoot and you all call yourselfs sensual intellectuals.

I have yet to call myself a sensual intellectual. But regardless, A sensual Intellectual would be an Intellectual who is sensual. I think you meant an expert on sensuality.

 

[Never]

I believe an asexual person would have no gender..

And it's obvious you're not an intellectual either, an intellectual would be able to spell 'yourselves'.

 

[Angel]

Damn, and I thought we were just a bunch of normal people who hug out on a porn site.

Why didn't anyone tell me I was supposed to be a sensual expert?

 

[Laurel]

I believe an asexual person would have no gender..

And it's obvious you're not an intellectual either, an intellectual would be able to spell 'yourselves'.

...and you'd know that THINGS are sensual. PEOPLE are SENSUOUS. Duh!

 

[Starfish]

Laurel, can I fuck you, right here? I want to. You get me hot too. All that demanding bluff calling and such. *ahh*



I call myself what I am..... crass and horny.

 

[Laurel]

Oh my! I was expecting a flame, and I got an offer of sex...weird world this is...

 

[Problem Child]

landshark.

 

[Guest]

Oops, wrong board, yourselves have a dandy time ya all here? Hick up with my buck tooth.

 

[Starfish]

You want a flame?I know, it is hard to get the bondfire rolling without one, but I am really just wanting to skip the marshmallow roasting, for the sex.

 

[*bratcat*]

does this mean...

 

[Starfish]

I am following em. I have to see where they are going. Ya'll stay here. Okay?

 

[Weevil]

...and you'd know that THINGS are sensual. PEOPLE are SENSUOUS. Duh!

Is there anything sexier than a woman who can quote Animal House?

 

[Laurel]

LOL @ PC!

Fuck. I get annoyed by these occasional random "This place sucks" anonymous posts. I can understand using Unregistered if you want to talk about your small dick or your virginity or the fact you're afraid to go down on a guy. But these Big Brave words behind anon...come on people. Act like an adult. Take responsibility for your opinions. To make some strange blanket statement about our collective sexual ineptitude when you're too inept to express yourself under a registered username...geez louise.

 

[Never]

Can we dance with your dates?

 

[Laurel]

Is there anything sexier than a woman who can quote Animal House?

LOL!

"The time has come for someone to put his foot down, and that foot is me."

 

[Guest]

Wow, ppls actually want to fuck here while having this sense of the need to feel special in their own cult. Yeah, I can say all the good stuff, but what am I doing, I getting laid by a mouse and I think I have all my cool friends here to back me up, but all I have is a lover and a computer who is my loving computer. Please, dish it out if you want to make a statement. Typos, errors and aversions is all that is. This is better than coffee injected in your blood stream. How easy it is to stir a challenge when ones' inner fears or foundation is challenged. Oh, this was just a joke, relax!

 

[Starfish]

yeah, Laurel's got it, and besides it's a bunk theory, right?




I am still a sensuous intellect, right? *worries*

 

[Problem Child]

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

 

[Weevil]

Can we dance with your dates?

If you really knew the movie you'd know that it was

"Do you mind if we dance wif yo' dates?"

 

[Angel]

So.

Who wants to join my CULT?

 

[Laurel]

Me! Me!


My favorite all-time Animal House line is still

"I'm a zit! Get it!?"

 

[Guest]

If you really knew the movie you'd know that it was

"Do you mind if we dance wif yo' dates?"

The movie is: "Wild Orchid."

 

[Weevil]

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Nothing is over until we say it is!"