Lit has no hot chicks...WTF?

[Lord_of_Farts]

Where are the hot chicks?

All I see is bigots, political douches and people who hate God. I suspect 90% of the "chicks" are actually dudes.

The only splittails on Lit are fat or ugly or both. Most are so damaged you don't want to get close to them. They live in a fantasy world on Lit reveling in the delusion that they are hot and desirable.

 

[Wobnoid]

You dumb ass! The lot of them are busy working my joint. They don't post for the likes of you! They're on the hidden boards. Ask Sparky over in role play. Douche! Squeaky douche! Poor horribly damned douche. Check Webster's. Don't feel sad.

 

[piccicatopolka]

*COUGH* http://forum.literotica.com/HISTORY/LordOfFarts *cough*

 

[eyer]

Where are the hot chicks?

All I see is bigots, political douches and people who hate God. I suspect 90% of the "chicks" are actually dudes.

The only splittails on Lit are fat or ugly or both. Most are so damaged you don't want to get close to them. They live in a fantasy world on Lit reveling in the delusion that they are hot and desirable.

Please don't post "fat"...

...it's "curvy".

And "ugly" just won't do...

..."aesthetically-challenged" is kinder and gentler.

And also, please post "single"...

...when you actually mean "divorced with kids, all-used up and weighed down with baggage".

Thanks for considering the welfare of the collective, comrade...

 

[masterdrakin]

Where are the hot chicks?

All I see is bigots, political douches and people who hate God. I suspect 90% of the "chicks" are actually dudes.

The only splittails on Lit are fat or ugly or both. Most are so damaged you don't want to get close to them. They live in a fantasy world on Lit reveling in the delusion that they are hot and desirable.

Sounds like everyone he's tried to talk to turned his troll ass down good. Oh and Dow the record your a efffn idiot there's so many hot ladies on lit you can't help but find them and admire them besides Mister cyber Rambo rant your BS elsewhere beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I may prefer one body type over another but all women are beautiful glorious works of art.

 

[eyer]

Is the hall monitor aware you've escaped?

 

[Fmature2play]

Ohhhh I just love someone that is sooo perfect in every way and is gracious enough to point out all of my faults. Tell you what stud, You pm me and we will exchange pics and to back up that I am a "split tail" I will gladly talk to your ignorant ass on the phone. But there is a catch. I want YOU to agree on this forum that we will post each other's pictures. It will have to be a pic of us holding a sign that the other one has told them about so that you cannot tuck your tail between your tiny balls and hide behind a pic off the net. Care to take me up on my offer? I will bare it if you will hotshot.

 

[eyer]

Another escapee...

 

[masterdrakin]

Ohhhh I just love someone that is sooo perfect in every way and is gracious enough to point out all of my faults. Tell you what stud, You pm me and we will exchange pics and to back up that I am a "split tail" I will gladly talk to your ignorant ass on the phone. But there is a catch. I want YOU to agree on this forum that we will post each other's pictures. It will have to be a pic of us holding a sign that the other one has told them about so that you cannot tuck your tail between your tiny balls and hide behind a pic off the net. Care to take me up on my offer? I will bare it if you will hotshot.

You go Fmature2play. Oh and by the way I have lurked and stalked these pages long before I started posting and you have just found one of the sexiest lady's on lit. Oh sorry so you can understand it she's a total hot babe. And Fem2mature I hope he takes your challenge always glad to see your beauty. Alas we all know he wont tho.

 

[Fmature2play]

I have no illusions that I am a beauty queen but I will be damned if I will sit back and let a gutless idiot make a generalization like that unless he is willing to back it up.

 

[masterdrakin]

Your a beauty queen in my eyes and many others as I said all women are beautiful in there own way. Just the female body and structure is absolutely beauty

 

[eyer]

Is Grabass a board game yet?

 

[Mike_Yates]

Where are the hot chicks?

All I see is bigots, political douches and people who hate God. I suspect 90% of the "chicks" are actually dudes.

The only splittails on Lit are fat or ugly or both. Most are so damaged you don't want to get close to them. They live in a fantasy world on Lit reveling in the delusion that they are hot and desirable.

Most females on lit are divorcees w/kids in their late 30's and 40's.

 

[eyer]

[Pssst, Mike...

...they're "single", not divorcees, dude.]
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[masterdrakin]

Most females on lit are divorcees w/kids in their late 30's and 40's.

Doesn't make them any less attractive

 

[Mike_Yates]

I wouldn't date a woman 15 or 20 years my senior.

 

[eyer]

Yeah...

...but you don't possess the browneye for beauty masterdunkin does.

 

[masterdrakin]

Nah just speaking the truth just cuz you wouldn't data them cuz there older then you prefer don't mean there ugly its just your choice.

 

[eyer]

masterdunkin, if you don't mind...

...how well educated do you consider yourself?

What's your IQ...

...if it's not too much to ask?

 

[masterdrakin]

Smart enuff to get by also smart enuff to see this country is gone to hell in a hand basket. Am I a genius hell no far from it am I a village idiot nope I have to manage plenty of them so I would say average. I'm not sure what that has to do with thas discussion but I'm sure your gonna tell me and I will regret answering you but anyway.

 

[eyer]

Well, gee, you don't have to get all emotional and personal and call me "you nut"...

...give some respect for a guy's sensitivities, huh man?

But anyway:

I was just wondering 'bout your intelligence 'cause our bud Mike Yates up there is always down on himself for being specially educated and, maybe it's just me, but it seems like your grammar and punctuation skills are so much more desperately lacking than his, so I thought it might do him good seeing there's others so much more bland on this board than he is...

...you know, like a digital self-esteem boost.

So whadda ya say...

...can ya help me out here?

 

[Lord Emu]

I find a lot of the women here attractive. Even the ones I don't are no less special. It takes guts to share something so private. Especially since some assholes get off on using hurtful words. These are real people with real feelings and deserve respect.

 

[eyer]

Have you ever bought the world a Coke, Lord Emu?

 

[masterdrakin]

Well, gee, you don't have to get all emotional and personal and call me "you nut"...

...give some respect for a guy's sensitivities, huh man?

But anyway:

I was just wondering 'bout your intelligence 'cause our bud Mike Yates up there is always down on himself for being specially educated and, maybe it's just me, but it seems like your grammar and punctuation skills are so much more desperately lacking than his, so I thought it might do him good seeing there's others so much more bland on this board than he is...

...you know, like a digital self-esteem boost.

So whadda ya say...

...can ya help me out here?

First of that was supposed to be But any way. 90%of the time I'm on here and post any reply I'm on my cell yea I know they have punctuation keys and all that. Problem is I hate changing screens to find one only to have this stupid slide program completely change words. I'm not attacking anybody's spelling, grammar choice or feelings just the OP comment and statement

 

[Lord Emu]

Have you ever bought the world a Coke, Lord Emu?

Can't honestly say I have.