Lit has changed me *sniff*

[Problem Child]

Interesting...three simultaneous threads full of vicious insults and flames...some people have no focus. Skills need to be sharpened- containment it vital in these matters.

****Okay what this retarded thread is really about is: which of your opinions have been affected since you first started coming to this vile pit of immorality and filth?

Personally, I think the only major opinion I hold that has been affected by the discussions here has been vis-a-vis the death penalty.

Pre-Lit, I was slightly pro-death penalty (if someone can be slightly in favor of such a weighty subject).

Now I think I am definitely against capital punishment, in no small part due to some of the discussions we've had here.

Who else has had a change of mind on any subject at all?

 

[lavender]

 

[Innocencefound]

Nothing yet, but I don't think I've been here too long.

Can I ask what you think it was that turned your views? Was it a particular person or something that you just realised had changed inside you?

Interesting that you should change your views on such a heavy topic. I admire you for admitting it.

 

[shadowsource]

Stalin

I knew he was a wretch and a genocidal psychopath, but Uncle Bill convinced me that it was all my fault.

 

[Problem Child]

Nothing yet, but I don't think I've been here too long.

Can I ask what you think it was that turned your views? Was it a particular person or something that you just realised had changed inside you?

Interesting that you should change your views on such a heavy topic. I admire you for admitting it.

Lavender told me she would tickle my duke in the shower of the motel 6 in Killeen if I changed my mind.

 

[Innocencefound]

LMAO, Oh now I see what it was that changed your mind LOL.

That's all it took?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Just as long as you don't change your views on chicks with guns.

 

[Problem Child]

no way babeee. *Muah*

(I can't wait to see the reaction this one gets)

 

[Cheyenne]

Magic Powder changed my views considerably. I did find it here, folks. I didn't bring it to the board, the board brought me to Magic.

Anyone else find Magic here, hmmm?

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

Sure Lav, I'll go pro-gun control, then, I promise when that happens you can have the very first monkey that flies out of my ass as your own personal pet.

Name him Miles if you'd like, I don't care.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Wow, what an offer.

Nah. I am not just pro-gun, I'm pro-choice. It should be my choice to own a weapon, not someone elses just cause some dork might exercise bad judgement in the future.

Hey, PC, I'll up the ante, the whole Muff'n Kaboodle plus a day at the firing range en flagrante delecto with some whose got more silicon in the weapon than in the boobs, if you stay pro-gun.

 

[miles]

Now THAT'S a bad boob job.

 

[lavender]

 

[Laurel]

Now THAT'S a bad boob job.

Reminds me of "A Christmas Story".

"You'll poke your eye out!"

 

[KillerMuffin]

*grins*

Good, as my concession award, I want the whole lavy'n kaboodle.

 

[Problem Child]

Wow, what an offer.

Nah. I am not just pro-gun, I'm pro-choice. It should be my choice to own a weapon, not someone elses just cause some dork might exercise bad judgement in the future.

Hey, PC, I'll up the ante, the whole Muff'n Kaboodle plus a day at the firing range en flagrante delecto with some whose got more silicon in the weapon than in the boobs, if you stay pro-gun.

Sweetheart, you don't need to bribe me not to do something that I would never think of doing anyway, especially when I would walk across a minefield for the chance to kiss your inner thigh.

Right up next to your most special place. Where it's all nice and moist.


Yumm.

 

[lavender]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Sweetheart, you don't need to bribe me not to do something that I would never think of doing anyway, especially when I would walk across a minefield for the chance to kiss your inner thigh.

Right up next to your most special place. Where it's all nice and moist.


Yumm.

Can I bribe ya anyway? We could do the whole NRA dominatrix seducing the undecided voter game again.

 

[Problem Child]

You can do anything you want as long as involves your breasts and a jar of nutella.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Cool... *evil little laugh* Um... can I be the dominatrix this time?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Problem Child]

Cool... *evil little laugh* Um... can I be the dominatrix this time?

Sure thing, Sweetness.

I bet the black vinyl bustier and spikes will fit you better than they did me anyway.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm sure they would, that blue tinge to your face from not breathing just wasn't very healthy looking. The crotch of the vinyl g string looked like it hurt a bit.

 

[Problem Child]

No shit, detective Fuhrman

...and next time, my little lovebunny, the 10" black mambo vibe with variable speed control and stimu-fingers goes in YOUR ass, not mine.