Lit Happens

[LusterMunky]

In RL we're busy eating, sleeping and masturbating so we don't have time to prowl through every thread to keep up with Lit Happenings. So I propose a thread (this one) where we share what's going on around here. I'll start:


Elli is waiting for her cats to come home (and I'm worried) . . . Honey Buns is still on Lit Hiatus (I love that word, hiatus. Sounds kinda kinky, doesn't it?) . . . MsLead is horny (breaking news) . . . SSG is not wearing her birthday suit (damn) . . . Thandi's not getting bitten by mosquitoes (those were damn lucky mosquitoes) . . . Kitten wants me to take her to dinner (who doesn't, it's free food) . . . GEC had a birthday and I missed it (I miss a lot of things) . . . All4Love keeps posting hearts for me (what is that all about?) . . . Fluffer is hawt (like I needed to tell you that).

What else is happening in Lit Land?

 

[elli1]

update: one cat home

 

[elli1]

also: the munky started another thread, but you probably already knew about that

 

[LusterMunky]

Introducing a New Lit Happens Feature: Quotes of the Day

"Looks like all I have left is for a furry sex/bukkake party or anal in the back seat of a clown car."

~ SuzAnne

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Well...
We now have an official Lit Cyber Hooker thread in the personals...



Can I be the fat chick who charges extra cause she doesn't break?

 

[MSH2]

Well...
We now have an official Lit Cyber Hooker thread in the personals...



Can I be the fat chick who charges extra cause she doesn't break?

Do you accept payment in wine gums and mango yoghurt?

 

[Thandi]

Do you accept payment in wine gums and mango yoghurt?

That's a very odd combo.

Still not getting bit...
sitting in the sun in the woods.

 

[elli1]

both cats home now

 

[Leigh81]

That's a very odd combo.

Still not getting bit...
sitting in the sun in the woods.

Ron says there's some hay in the cow building at the fair. LOL

L

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Do you accept payment in wine gums and mango yoghurt?

only black forest brand gummies for me..

Color me a "gummy snob"

Lol

 

[Thandi]

Ron says there's some hay in the cow building at the fair. LOL

L

Lmao!
Tell him I'll be there in 5.

 

[MSH2]

That's a very odd combo.

Still not getting bit...
sitting in the sun in the woods.

Its all I have to hand! oh and gerkins

 

[Leigh81]

Lmao!
Tell him I'll be there in 5.

Your hubby & I can go look at the chickens for a bit then.

L

 

[MSH2]

only black forest brand gummies for me..

Color me a "gummy snob"

Lol

Well damn, oooooh! how about Green and Black's chocolate?

 

[Thandi]

Your hubby & I can go look at the chickens for a bit then.

L

Is that a euphemism for something else?

Still waiting on Bell to come for fuck sake.

 

[Leigh81]

Is that a euphemism for something else?

Still waiting on Bell to come for fuck sake.

No LOL
Isn't Bell a be there between 9 & 5 thing.
Got to run, going to look at that house on Thomas St.

L

 

[Thandi]

No LOL
Isn't Bell a be there between 9 & 5 thing.
Got to run, going to look at that house on Thomas St.

L

Yup. Fifth time we've waited for them. They can't find us.

Keeping my fingers crossed for you guys. Hope the house is amazing.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Well damn, oooooh! how about Green and Black's chocolate?

that's better...

Chocolate trumps gummies any day of the week..

 

[MSH2]

that's better...

Chocolate trumps gummies any day of the week..

Luckily I have loaaaaads of chocolate in stock

 

[Suz_anne]

"Looks like all I have left is for a furry sex/bukkake party or anal in the back seat of a clown car."

~ SuzAnne

*curtsies*

 

[LusterMunky]

*curtsies*

Did you know that your boobies spill out all over the place when you curtsy? But that's okay. Really, it is.

 

[LusterMunky]

A Lit Happens Musical Interlude

I treat you to one of my all time favorite romantic melodies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYNK8A_bXwA.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I treat you to one of my all time favorite romantic melodies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYNK8A_bXwA.

Are you *trying* to kill the thread, Munky???

 

[LusterMunky]

Are you *trying* to kill the thread, Munky???

No, just sharing a romantic tune that touches my heart.

You are so cynical!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

No, just sharing a romantic tune that touches my heart.

You are so cynical!

If you're looking for cynical...