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[ACV]

I went to the store, but so glad I did!! To come back to this is amazing.

I absolutely want to do paris for breakfast and of course London (i do own it). We should start a colony in space too. That way when you throw the Bollinger, it flies forever. I only want nice people in the colony though, we should keep fighting to a minimum so our fights still seem spectacular and over the top. Back on earth, I want to go somewhere peaceful and not touristy. What about the netherlands? Is that a hot spot? Let's not forget about bodyguards. Mmmm there is a thread with a few I would like to have...or we could create fembots!!! Being a billionaire is going to be fun

You've really upped the ante here, welcome to the billionaires club!! We're not just taking over the world, we are taking over space!! And I agree, we should only take the best, hand-picked people with us! I can think of a few...sorry got a bit distracted there thinking about who I would take! And you're also right about the fighting, perhaps we can outlaw all fighting except in certain regulated events where we supply the expensive stuff...paintings and gold bars and the like...

So to earth again and our round the world trip...the Netherlands is nice, and everyone is so relaxed and chilled, but there could well a reason for that...I have no idea why, perhaps it's something do with the local plant life?
It'll make you say Amster-damn!

We don't have to stay in Europe though...how about the south Pacific? Tahiti? Bora Bora? I'm sure we could buy an island near there??

So tell me who your top 5 bodyguards would be??

 

[Iceprincess12]

You've really upped the ante here, welcome to the billionaires club!! We're not just taking over the world, we are taking over space!! And I agree, we should only take the best, hand-picked people with us! I can think of a few...sorry got a bit distracted there thinking about who I would take! And you're also right about the fighting, perhaps we can outlaw all fighting except in certain regulated events where we supply the expensive stuff...paintings and gold bars and the like...

So to earth again and our round the world trip...the Netherlands is nice, and everyone is so relaxed and chilled, but there could well a reason for that...I have no idea why, perhaps it's something do with the local plant life?
It'll make you say Amster-damn!

We don't have to stay in Europe though...how about the south Pacific? Tahiti? Bora Bora? I'm sure we could buy an island near there??

So tell me who your top 5 bodyguards would be??

Isn't that the setting of hostel as well? Maybe we should go to the south pacific. At least there we only need to worry about sharks...on 2nd thought that's why we have so many body guards!! You realize that it may take me hours and hours of examing qualifications before I choose . Since it's in the interests of safety though...I am sure you will enjoy the interview process as well.

So I think we should be good billionaires and not try to take over the world, after all our wireless technology could probabaly be modified to include subliminal messages of some sort, like encouraging people to only buy our technology or to give us free stuff. Once we headed down that path...it would be hard to turn back, but exploring pitfalls and "what if" scenarios might help us to stay on the straight and narrow.

Bodyguards-such a one track mind, let me see what I can come up with.

 

[ACV]

Isn't that the setting of hostel as well? Maybe we should go to the south pacific. At least there we only need to worry about sharks...on 2nd thought that's why we have so many body guards!! You realize that it may take me hours and hours of examing qualifications before I choose . Since it's in the interests of safety though...I am sure you will enjoy the interview process as well.

So I think we should be good billionaires and not try to take over the world, after all our wireless technology could probabaly be modified to include subliminal messages of some sort, like encouraging people to only buy our technology or to give us free stuff. Once we headed down that path...it would be hard to turn back, but exploring pitfalls and "what if" scenarios might help us to stay on the straight and narrow.

Bodyguards-such a one track mind, let me see what I can come up with.

No I agree, you must take your time choosing your bodyguards, as I'm sure that sharks will be after us, unless we invent an anti-shark device of some sort?

Back to the bodyguards though, I can't seem to get them out of my mind...they are important though! Obviously mine will be female, just because we'll need different perspectives to deal with the different threats!

You raise an excellent point with what you say about using our money for good things...What I'd like do is give our friends a good chunk of the money, and then just randomly pay off people's debts. Random strangers...imagine how great it would be if some strange billionaire paid off all your debts!

I've just had a thought though...would we have much money left after paying all our bodyguards??!

 

[Iceprincess12]

No I agree, you must take your time choosing your bodyguards, as I'm sure that sharks will be after us, unless we invent an anti-shark device of some sort?

Back to the bodyguards though, I can't seem to get them out of my mind...they are important though! Obviously mine will be female, just because we'll need different perspectives to deal with the different threats!

You raise an excellent point with what you say about using our money for good things...What I'd like do is give our friends a good chunk of the money, and then just randomly pay off people's debts. Random strangers...imagine how great it would be if some strange billionaire paid off all your debts!

I've just had a thought though...would we have much money left after paying all our bodyguards??!

So maybe we should test our subliminal messages on our bodyguards first. We will offer them each 1 billion to take part in our experiment. We will encourage (aka brainwash) into them, complete loyalty, fearlessness, no harm can come to us...personable and of course the ability to handle 'special' requests. If it's successful we should prob take back the 1 billion, after all they are not materialistic and we will provide everything they need. Then we can give to charity, but...give a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime. We could build a high tech school that is free to anyone who wants to go, teach life skills, money management etc. of course giving to local food banks and dog shelters would be on my list. Do you think pate and dom would be too much for the food bank? Everyone deserves a taste of the good life.

Doing good deeds is so tiring. We could spend all day doing that. Let's relax in our underwater city-surprise!! Why visit the south pacific when we can just build one! I had it built while you were interviewing. Our private helicopters fly us over the water, where we jump-but instead of falling and using a parachute, our wireless soundwaves literally float us down, just like riding an escalator. We gently land on our private luxury submarines where we take the scenic route to our underwater city. I could go on, but I need to show my bodyguard something really quick

 

[ACV]

So maybe we should test our subliminal messages on our bodyguards first. We will offer them each 1 billion to take part in our experiment. We will encourage (aka brainwash) into them, complete loyalty, fearlessness, no harm can come to us...personable and of course the ability to handle 'special' requests. If it's successful we should prob take back the 1 billion, after all they are not materialistic and we will provide everything they need. Then we can give to charity, but...give a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime. We could build a high tech school that is free to anyone who wants to go, teach life skills, money management etc. of course giving to local food banks and dog shelters would be on my list. Do you think pate and dom would be too much for the food bank? Everyone deserves a taste of the good life.

Doing good deeds is so tiring. We could spend all day doing that. Let's relax in our underwater city-surprise!! Why visit the south pacific when we can just build one! I had it built while you were interviewing. Our private helicopters fly us over the water, where we jump-but instead of falling and using a parachute, our wireless soundwaves literally float us down, just like riding an escalator. We gently land on our private luxury submarines where we take the scenic route to our underwater city. I could go on, but I need to show my bodyguard something really quick

An underwater city!! Fantastic! With all this global warming and rising sea levels, we could actually build a few, and I'm sure we could make even more billions charging people to live there!

Great plan on the bodyguards, entice them in and then show them such an amazing lifestyle that they'll want to stay for free!

Right so what do we do for entertainment down under the water? How about the world's first underwater concert! Waterstock! Only the best bands will play...It'll be bigger than live aid!

And we should start our own tv channel! We could show whatever we wanted, and if a particular show didn't go the way we wanted, we could pay them to change it!

I reckon they'd want to make a movie about us too...this thread will probably be in it!

 

[Emerson40]

Why don't you guys get a (chat)room already?

Y'all skipped right past ASL, and are spending each other's money.

 

[Iceprincess12]

An underwater city!! Fantastic! With all this global warming and rising sea levels, we could actually build a few, and I'm sure we could make even more billions charging people to live there!

Great plan on the bodyguards, entice them in and then show them such an amazing lifestyle that they'll want to stay for free!

Right so what do we do for entertainment down under the water? How about the world's first underwater concert! Waterstock! Only the best bands will play...It'll be bigger than live aid!

And we should start our own tv channel! We could show whatever we wanted, and if a particular show didn't go the way we wanted, we could pay them to change it!

I reckon they'd want to make a movie about us too...this thread will probably be in it!

You said "reckon" again and my brain almost shut down, lol.

Fantastic idea about building multiples, if 1 is good more is better! We could even use our technology to melt some glaiciers, give people the boost they need to fill our cities. What about themed cities? One could be the city of love, where people want romance and the streets are lined with rose petals, adventure city with hunting, race car driving, extreme sports type stuff. There are so many themes we could choose. This will be bigger than disneyland, for the people who can't afford to live here, we will sell day passes and they can sightsee.

One of our tv channels will def have to focus on the cities and all the fun stuff that goes on there. Since we own the station it will never get cancelled either, cheer!

The story of us...it will probably win an oscar and be the best selling movie EVER. I want to come off as a bit more down to earth so I want to be draped across my mink coats instead of wearing them and have only 6 cars and 1 private plane in the background. My 5 carat earrrings are soooo horribly heavy, I would like to make sure my bodyguards are holding my earlobes so they don't stretch. Don't forget I need the movable platform as I show them the different rooms in the house, my diamond encrusted shoes can scrape the marble floors and the headache of replacing them...this is going to be a perfect opportunity for the little...err for people to see that we are just like them, living the same lives as they are. We just have a bit more money for fun.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Why don't you guys get a (chat)room already?

Y'all skipped right past ASL, and are spending each other's money.

Haha, this is my chatroom, I started the thread

Skip the boring stuff and straight to the fun stuff!

 

[ACV]

Haha, this is my chatroom, I started the thread

Skip the boring stuff and straight to the fun stuff!

So the haters have started already! We must be doing something right, because as your signature quote says, if nobody hates you, you're doing something wrong!

But actually, I envisage this as being a big problem. More and more people will hate us the more successful we get. Britain already hates me for selling the Queen to you. Emerson40 hates us for being brilliant. The opposition will grow and grow. I can see a situation where we will face an attack on our underwater city, led by the Queen and Emerson40. Their army will be made up of rejected bodyguards, ironically feed and equipped by the very same food and clothing programmes we put in place.

Yes, we have the bodyguards, but can they stop that many people? And we spent all our money on hiring them, we can't afford any weapons to defend ourselves! We will have to resort to throwing diamonds and designer handbags at them, but that will just make things worse as they will sell them and buy more weapons.

Eventually we will be overrun. Or tv station will be taken over and Emerson40 will get his own show there, which is cancelled after the first season. Meanwhile the Queen is sat on the throne we had made for us, in her cape and crown jewels, drinking a cup of tea made with the tears of our loyal followers.

We are then launched into space with just a cup of coffee to sustain us...coffee!! And we perish soon after. But! We have the last laugh...our wireless power system malfunctions, and all power everywhere is lost. the earth descends into darkness except for one tiny island in the south Pacific, where we are hidden. We had two bodyguards who looked just like us as body doubles and it was they that were sent out to space!

We love happily ever after, surviving on coconuts, fish and Bollinger.

The end.

 

[Iceprincess12]

So the haters have started already! We must be doing something right, because as your signature quote says, if nobody hates you, you're doing something wrong!

But actually, I envisage this as being a big problem. More and more people will hate us the more successful we get. Britain already hates me for selling the Queen to you. Emerson40 hates us for being brilliant. The opposition will grow and grow. I can see a situation where we will face an attack on our underwater city, led by the Queen and Emerson40. Their army will be made up of rejected bodyguards, ironically feed and equipped by the very same food and clothing programmes we put in place.

Yes, we have the bodyguards, but can they stop that many people? And we spent all our money on hiring them, we can't afford any weapons to defend ourselves! We will have to resort to throwing diamonds and designer handbags at them, but that will just make things worse as they will sell them and buy more weapons.

Eventually we will be overrun. Or tv station will be taken over and Emerson40 will get his own show there, which is cancelled after the first season. Meanwhile the Queen is sat on the throne we had made for us, in her cape and crown jewels, drinking a cup of tea made with the tears of our loyal followers.

We are then launched into space with just a cup of coffee to sustain us...coffee!! And we perish soon after. But! We have the last laugh...our wireless power system malfunctions, and all power everywhere is lost. the earth descends into darkness except for one tiny island in the south Pacific, where we are hidden. We had two bodyguards who looked just like us as body doubles and it was they that were sent out to space!

We love happily ever after, surviving on coconuts, fish and Bollinger.

The end.

Epic!

Bravo mon cheri!

 

[Emerson40]

So the haters have started already! We must be doing something right, because as your signature quote says, if nobody hates you, you're doing something wrong!

But actually, I envisage this as being a big problem. More and more people will hate us the more successful we get. Britain already hates me for selling the Queen to you. Emerson40 hates us for being brilliant. The opposition will grow and grow. I can see a situation where we will face an attack on our underwater city, led by the Queen and Emerson40. Their army will be made up of rejected bodyguards, ironically feed and equipped by the very same food and clothing programmes we put in place.

Yes, we have the bodyguards, but can they stop that many people? And we spent all our money on hiring them, we can't afford any weapons to defend ourselves! We will have to resort to throwing diamonds and designer handbags at them, but that will just make things worse as they will sell them and buy more weapons.

Eventually we will be overrun. Or tv station will be taken over and Emerson40 will get his own show there, which is cancelled after the first season. Meanwhile the Queen is sat on the throne we had made for us, in her cape and crown jewels, drinking a cup of tea made with the tears of our loyal followers.

We are then launched into space with just a cup of coffee to sustain us...coffee!! And we perish soon after. But! We have the last laugh...our wireless power system malfunctions, and all power everywhere is lost. the earth descends into darkness except for one tiny island in the south Pacific, where we are hidden. We had two bodyguards who looked just like us as body doubles and it was they that were sent out to space!

We love happily ever after, surviving on coconuts, fish and Bollinger.

The end.

Hate? Where do you come up with hate?

I made a joke silly boy. Even used a smiley emoticon. The Cool Princess got it.

No hate here ACV. No need to create drama where none exists. Undo the calamity that is your mammaries and stick to sharks, bodyguards, and Bollinger.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Hate? Where do you come up with hate?

I made a joke silly boy. Even used a smiley emoticon. The Cool Princess got it.

No hate here ACV. No need to create drama where none exists. Undo the calamity that is your mammaries and stick to sharks, bodyguards, and Bollinger.

Haha, I told him to make our ending catastrophic! You helped to end our reign of terror

*hugs*

 

[ACV]

Hate? Where do you come up with hate?

I made a joke silly boy. Even used a smiley emoticon. The Cool Princess got it.

No hate here ACV. No need to create drama where none exists. Undo the calamity that is your mammaries and stick to sharks, bodyguards, and Bollinger.

No hate here either, I know it was a joke and it was all part of the story! She asked me to end it in a catastrophic way so I did!

Also you had a fair point, it was probably something that should have been done over pm or something, but we just got carried away!

 

[In Anticipation]

I can't get on lit chat with my ipad since it requires flash, but can you lurk there? Some days I want to watch life and be entertained instead of participate. Can we request a non flash site for mobile users?

At risk of getting the thread back on topic I can't get onto litchat on anything, ever. I don't believe it is excessive demand, I think it just doesn't work anymore.

I'd also point out that it's no good on a tablet even if you do have flash, it doesn't really get on with a touch screen. I can't remember why exactly, perhaps you need to right click?

Seriously annoying though, I do really miss it.

 

[Iceprincess12]

At risk of getting the thread back on topic I can't get onto litchat on anything, ever. I don't believe it is excessive demand, I think it just doesn't work anymore.

I'd also point out that it's no good on a tablet even if you do have flash, it doesn't really get on with a touch screen. I can't remember why exactly, perhaps you need to right click?

Seriously annoying though, I do really miss it.

I think there is a moderator thread that says they are working on an app for the android. There is prob a flash app for the ipad, but I don't know if that would solve the problem. Do you have an ipad or an android tablet?

 

[In Anticipation]

I think there is a moderator thread that says they are working on an app for the android. There is prob a flash app for the ipad, but I don't know if that would solve the problem. Do you have an ipad or an android tablet?

I have an android tablet. It would be good if the chat was working again on the computer even!

I suspect chat rooms have become unfashionable, there doesn't seem to be much chat room stuff for tablets at all. Bit of a shame.

On the plus side my work productivity has improved!

 

[Iceprincess12]

I have an android tablet. It would be good if the chat was working again on the computer even!

I suspect chat rooms have become unfashionable, there doesn't seem to be much chat room stuff for tablets at all. Bit of a shame.

On the plus side my work productivity has improved!

That's true, most of the apps are geared for single conversations. With chatrooms, we all know the conversations eventually evolve into sex talk and no one wants that right!!

Congrats on work productivity, I'm sure your boss is happy too!

 

[In Anticipation]

That's true, most of the apps are geared for single conversations. With chatrooms, we all know the conversations eventually evolve into sex talk and no one wants that right!!

Congrats on work productivity, I'm sure your boss is happy too!

I'm my own boss, so it's a mixed blessing . . .

 

[rbijon]

Having iced tea today?

 

[Iceprincess12]

Having iced tea today?

Everyday

 

[rbijon]

Everyday

No sugar and extra lime for me....
How are you today

 

[Iceprincess12]

No sugar and extra lime for me....
How are you today

Very good, it is another nice day out and I am still in bed thinking of taking a nap

How are you?

 

[rbijon]

Very good, it is another nice day out and I am still in bed thinking of taking a nap

How are you?

Still in bed?....so fun!

It is a nice day....a perfect beach day!

Stretch your sleepy little body and get out of bed....dressing in your sexiest panties and rule the day!

 

[Iceprincess12]

Still in bed?....so fun!

It is a nice day....a perfect beach day!

Stretch your sleepy little body and get out of bed....dressing in your sexiest panties and rule the day!

Hmm, some of that, but I will be raiding today. The only sexy they care about is my healing

 

[rbijon]

Hmm, some of that, but I will be raiding today. The only sexy they care about is my healing

(((((HUG)))))))...then it's rest for you!....and a plethora is kisses