Lists

ABSTRUSE said:
1. Coffee

2. Cigarettes

3. Donuts.

4. Healthy snack for kids.

I'm on a special diet, the "Atkins Washed up on the South Beach diet."

5. Oxygen mask....

But, see I can use your diet foods right about now...I am so in the mood for coffee and donuts.
 
Honey123 said:
5. Oxygen mask....

But, see I can use your diet foods right about now...I am so in the mood for coffee and donuts.

I like hacking up a lung.

coffee and donuts will be the food of choice in my heaven...along with fine chocolates.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
I like hacking up a lung.

coffee and donuts will be the food of choice in my heaven...along with fine chocolates.

God has a special place for you Abs..:D
 
my grocery list always has these:

1. cigarettes - if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy

2. coke (see above)

3. chocolate syrup (for chocolate milk, you pervs!)

4. milk

5. cheese & crackers (what? This isn't one item?)

6. t.p.

7. coffee

8. coffee

9. coffee

10. coffee
 
Well, I just went grocery shopping, so . . .

10. Nothin'
9. Nothin'
8. Nothin'
7. Nothin'
6. Nothin'
5. Nothin'
4. Nothin'
3. Nothin'
2. Nothin'
1. Nothin'
 
List of things I need to do:

Check out apartment prices around where my sister lives
Check out some job applications
Find a place to stay for the next couple of nights
Find a way to get all my shit from Point A to Point B
Check out plane ticket prices, or if worst comes to worst, bus tickets.
Finish packing.
 
Shopping list

10 hair spray
9 guinea pig food
8 tomato
7 lettuce
6 snacks for the lil one
5 cheese
4 bread
3 milk
2 pepsi
1 SMOKES


I know.. boring huh?
 
Honey123 said:
Now you if had oatmeal in there I'd swear your were SIMA in disquise...perhaps I can be matchmaker for you two? Your bedroom would smell...um...lovely :rolleyes:

LOL....Actually, SIMA and I have met. She has been chasing me around on our ship.
 
nikkijames said:
Shopping list

10 hair spray
9 guinea pig food
8 tomato
7 lettuce
6 snacks for the lil one
5 cheese
4 bread
3 milk
2 pepsi
1 SMOKES


I know.. boring huh?

you are not boring, just look at my list. Now thats boring.
 
Had to do som emergency shopping today. Here was my list:

01) New Car Battery.
02) Smokes
03) Coffee
04) Smokes
05) New sense of humor
06) Dictionary of American English Invective
07) New Arms

Okay, here's the story. Pulled into the parking lot yesterday after work. The van dies just as I pull into a parking spot. (Talk about luck.) Battery is dead as yesterdays political promises. Pulled the damn thing and slapped it on the charger wondering what had gone wrong. This morning I checked the battery, still flat as week old roadkill, and about as usefull. Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to the store we go. Three miles later I'm at the local mall.

Picked up a new battery, as well as numbers 2,3, and 4. They were all out of #5, the people in the book store just looked at me funny when I asked for #6, and I knew they wouldn't have #7 in my size.

Threw everything but the battery in my pockets and off we go back to our place of residence. Did I mention it is three miles from where I live to the mall? Have you ever carried a car battery more then thirty feet? I think my arms are about six inches longer now.

Got home, charged the battery and put it in place in the van. Wahooooooo, it works. Drove around for an hour, the last half hour with the fans going and the lights on. Ameter never dropped. Of course now it's sitting outside in the cool weather. If it holds it's charge overnight I know it was the battery going bad after a mere four years and 60,000 miles. (If it turns out to have been the battery we're off to the local county fair tomorrow.)

Cat
 
4 yrs / 60,000 miles .. sounds about average for a battery these days
 
[url]www.bruce.[/url] said:
4 yrs / 60,000 miles .. sounds about average for a battery these days

Actually I think it's better than average with the weather here in south Florida. I think this time I'll buy one at three years and just keep it in the shed. Nah, I would have to move my mother in law out then, and she would want to move inside with the wife and myself.

Cat
 
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