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Honey123

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MY SHOPPING LIST:

okay, here are my ten top shopping items:

10. Toilet paper...'coz I ain't usin' my hand!

9. Tissues...for any tear jerking movie..oh and for that ocassional jerking off of a special someone..

8. Soap ~ Dove exfoiliating...great great stuff

7. paper dishes...for take out...what you think I cook? I am already on 4 items and not one is food..

6. Abreva...that shit works great on all types of zits...you get prickly heat from working out! BINGO this stuff rocks...Razor burn...HELLO...at $16.99 a tiny little tube..it's worth all the money in the world...don't see a pimple on my butt do you???? :D

5. Wine... lots of it

4. Chips...oh yeah....(Do we consider chips food?)

3. Water..to help cut the alcohol in the wine.

2. Cheese and yes, yes people

#1....HONEY...See, I did make a list!!

WOOHOO...

Okay..so what' on your shopping list?
 
Honey123 said:
MY SHOPPING LIST:

okay, here are my ten top shopping items:

10. Toilet paper...'coz I ain't usin' my hand!
9. Tissues...for any tear jerking movie..oh and for that ocassional jerking off of a special someone..
8. Soap ~ Dove exfoiliating...great great stuff
7. paper dishes...for take out...what you think I cook? I am already on 4 items and not one is food..
6. Abreva...that shit works great on all types of zits...you get prickly heat from working out! BINGO this stuff rocks...Razor burn...HELLO...at $16.99 a tiny little tube..it's worth all the money in the world...don't see a pimple on my butt do you???? :D
5. Wine... lots of it
4. Chips...oh yeah....(Do we consider chips food?)
3. Water..to help cut the alcohol in the wine.
2. Cheese and yes, yes people
#1....HONEY...See, I did make a list!!
WOOHOO...

Okay..so what' on your shopping list?

But what about the food that gets left off the list? What . . . Never mind! :D

10. Soy milk
9. Lunch meat
8. Peanut butter
7. Skinless, boneless chicken breasts
6. Bell peppers
5. Chips
4. Salsa
3. Diet Bars
2. Seasonings
1. Macaronni
 
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Evil Alpaca said:
But what about the food that gets left off the list? What . . . Never mind! :D

10. Soy milk
9. Lunch meat
8. Peanut butter
7. Skinless, boneless chicken breasts
6. Bell peppers
5. Chips
4. Salsa
3. Diet Bars
2. Seasonings
1. Macaronni

That's a sad list...where's the wine?

Actually, You can make a really great meal with 7, 6, 4, 2 and 1....ohh and while you are making it, drink wine and eat chips...oh what, I mean soy milk...
 
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Honey123 said:
That's a sad list...where's the wine?

Actually, You can make a really great meal with 7, 6, 4, 2 and 1....ohh and while you are making it, drink wine and eat chips...oh what, I mean soy milk...

I don't drink alcohol? :(

But again, I believe mead is made from Honey . . .
:D
(Had to get that one in!)
 
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Evil Alpaca said:
I don't drink alcohol? :(

But again, I believe mead is made from Honey . . .
:D
(Had to get that one in!)

Honey makes the world go round...

and as for the food that doesn't get on the list...*stomping my foot...
 
Oatmeal
Bottled Water
Soup
Cough syrup
Throat lozenges
Nasal spray
Chapstick
Vitamins
Cereal
Canned tuna
 
10) Steak
09) Wine (For the wife.)
08) T.P. 'Cus no job is done until the paperwork's done
07) Batteries (The wife wants them.:confused: )
06) Porn DVD
05) Hamburger Meat
04) N.A. Beer
03) Candles (Mood Lighting you know)
02) Cat Food
01) Baby Oil:D

I was going to add a Pic. of Honey's Hiney, just to check for flaws, but how can I offer Honey Hiney Money without getting slapped?

Cat
 
Honey123 said:
MY SHOPPING LIST:

okay, here are my ten top shopping items:


6. Abreva...that shit works great on all types of zits...you get prickly heat from working out! BINGO this stuff rocks...Razor burn...HELLO...at $16.99 a tiny little tube..it's worth all the money in the world...don't see a pimple on my butt do you???? :D

Okay..so what' on your shopping list?

Wait! Wait! Hold the listing, Honey! This stuff really works? I'm a product slut--so easy, but that's another story--so I am open to trying new stuff. All zits? Cool beans!!! I'm excited! :)

List:

1. Abreva

2. Peanuts

3. Dog Food

4. Carrots

5. Ramen Noodles

(more to follow)

Any other products/foods anyone would like to recommend? ;)

Luck,

Yui
 
SeaCat said:
10) Steak
09) Wine (For the wife.)
08) T.P. 'Cus no job is done until the paperwork's done
07) Batteries (The wife wants them.:confused: )
06) Porn DVD
05) Hamburger Meat
04) N.A. Beer
03) Candles (Mood Lighting you know)
02) Cat Food
01) Baby Oil:D

I was going to add a Pic. of Honey's Hiney, just to check for flaws, but how can I offer Honey Hiney Money without getting slapped?

Cat

If it's for research...I don't take money. :D

We got a list of a somewhat romantic dinner going on there...(except for the cat food)
 
my shoppin' list

10. tatoe chips
9. french onion tatoe chip dip
8. salsa (medium hot .. with corn)
7. taco chips - dipper shape
6. pizza - misc. toppings
5. beer -- and not that wimpy "lite" shit either .. or that "lo carb" crap
4. coke (the "real" stuff) .. not "diet"
3. Wolf Blass Yellow Label wine - from Australia
2. Appleton's Amber rum

and the #1 item on my list ....

wait for it ....

1. Honey
 
she_is_my_addiction said:
Oatmeal
Bottled Water
Soup
Cough syrup
Throat lozenges
Nasal spray
Chapstick
Vitamins
Cereal
Canned tuna

SIMA...you have list of an 80 year old there!!!!:kiss:
 
[url]www.bruce.[/url] said:
my shoppin' list

10. tatoe chips
9. french onion tatoe chip dip
8. salsa (medium hot .. with corn)
7. taco chips - dipper shape
6. pizza - misc. toppings
5. beer -- and not that wimpy "lite" shit either .. or that "lo carb" crap
4. coke (the "real" stuff) .. not "diet"
3. Wolf Blass Yellow Label wine - from Australia
2. Appleton's Amber rum

and the #1 item on my list ....

wait for it ....

1. Honey

LOL

HOT DAMN...now that's a man's man list!

The makings of a Sunday night football game!!
 
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yui said:
Wait! Wait! Hold the listing, Honey! This stuff really works? I'm a product slut--so easy, but that's another story--so I am open to trying new stuff. All zits? Cool beans!!! I'm excited! :)

List:

1. Abreva

2. Peanuts

3. Dog Food

4. Carrots

5. Ramen Noodles

(more to follow)

Any other products/foods anyone would like to recommend? ;)

Luck,

Yui


Yes, it works!!! put it on at night, by day...so long!
 
Honey123 said:
SIMA...you have list of an 80 year old there!!!!:kiss:

Fork you. I'm sick. :p

And I'm also in college. My food is reduced to "just add water" and "microwaveable"

:cool: I rock like that.
 
Honey123 said:
LOL

HOT DAMN...now that's a man's man list!

The makings of a Sunday night football game!!

LMAO ... u got it Honey ... its ALLL good
 
1. Kibble for the Pupster

2. cocoa

3. Apple jelly to go with the fawncy imported Peanut Butter. (JIF, in case you wanted to know.)

4. Batteries.

5. Leather conditioner

6. Woollite or whatever the local equivalent is.

7. Green chillie cheese dip ingredients, once I figure out what makes good replacements for what I cannot get here.

8. Rotti and hummus

To be continued..
 
Top ten reasons to go to sleep two hours ago:

10. Tired

9. Must get up earlier and earlier to let the dog outside to pee

8. Then she'll go back to sleep for an hour and wake me up to feed her

7. Late at night I worry more about Big Picture issues like plate tectonics

6. Can't think of all ten reasons
 
1-honey
2-honey
3-honey
4-honey
5-honey
6-honey
7-honey
8-honey
9-honey
10- fresh batteries
 
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